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Thanks, man. Seriously.. you’re going to keep me from dying, or you know.. feeling like I am.

Oh, just doing my bit. You probably won't die. If you're not Jewish or Muslim, go eat some bacon. Or, like, a hamburger. Greasy foods are good for hangovers.

#derek

[text] what was that a reply to

I think i was implying I was waiting for you to start a cam show? God only knows, really.

#orionmarin

[text] you're funny. no one is waiting for that.

i am i am :D

#orionmarin

[text] well, if I ever get tired of acting...

Ahaha, you're cute. I'm sure you'd get a lot of traffic.

#orionmarin

[text] well, at least that makes money?

It does. Like, so much. It's ridiculous.

#orionmarin

[text] have you?

Well, I do jerk off on camera. So, I'd say so.

#orionmarin

[text] that is such a bad career choice

I've made a lot!

#orionmarin

[text] don't make me blush, you are horrible

I live to make you blush!

#orionmarin

thederekfoster

Might make you a hero, man.

boosyeaahh-blog

I always wanted to be a firefighter, but I'll settle. Here it is. [he hands him a glass of water and a bottle of aspirin]

#derek

[text] Oh goodness, I'm not adorable.

You're preeeetty cute. :D

#orionmarin

[text] I'm chronically awkward.

But adorable, so there's that.

#orionmarin

thederekfoster

…just a little hungover.

boosyeaahh-blog

Aspirin and water?

#derek

[text] because we saw puppies together

Yes, I remember the puppies. No awkwardness from me! But...I do this a lot. Do you feel awkward?

#orionmarin

[text] I'm alright. I'm okay. It's fine, honey. Don't worry about it. I've been.. rather awkward.

Awkward? Why's that, sweetie?

#orionmarin

miles-mattox

So lets say I eat a shitload of them and then for some reason I ingest some sort of fire. Will I explode or something? Cause that’d actually be pretty radical.