Paisley

27 🐨 she/they

[catasters]

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[flower-cute-posts]

In 16th-century Germany, an engagement ring was crafted to unfold into a tiny astronomical sphere.

When opened, it reveals a miniature armillary sphere — a model of the cosmos — engraved with the phrase: “The whole universe is in your hands.”

This rare piece symbolized both romantic devotion and scientific wonder, blending love with astronomy.

-> The ring is available for sale HERE with FREE delivery <-

[alyna-gg]

[thechaotickalamari]

Jane: If I ignore it long enough, it becomes someone else’s problem. Lisbon: That is not how responsibility works. Jane: It is for me.

[catasters]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dragonsareawesome123]

"You know, back on Earth, if you discover something, you get to name it. You were technically the first one here, so…" "Yes. Uh, name is…Medium-Rough Texture Circle Planet." "'Kay. Well, if Medium-Rough Texture Circle Planet was taken, we'll just have a backup. Maybe go with something personal." "Personal."

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

[sophsun1]

The X-Files – 3.19; Hell Money

[boothnbones13]

He's like you laugh but I'm 100% serious 😭

[catasters]

[my-dailydreams]

[ruinedchildhood]

[yellow-cat]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I care very much

[bimmyjimmy]

i didnt know the flash was on

[crabussy]

captivated by his colours. how is he doing this

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[kitkatpancakestack]

sidewalk art I walked by today. there is love out there.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[icaruswar]

it's so cute how most of us started reading fanfics during school, staying up till 3 am and hiding under blankets. and now we're grown adults with adult jobs/responsibilities as functional members of the society but we still find ways to connect with the teenage versions of ourselves (and others) through fanfics.

[smoakmonster]

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.