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hey

#answered asks #gigaon #((I havent been on this blog in so long whoops :| ))

rpxmusings

I GUESS I’M JUST A MESS AND MAYBE I’M JUST L O N E L Y AND B I T T E R

BUT I KNOW THAT MY HEAD’S A STORM AND MY CHEST IS EMPTY

#about #musings

kniveslookbooks

there’s nothing more satisfying than the sound of hitting someone solid in the fucking jaw.

#about #musings #((ngl she can be h e l l a violent if you push her buttons))#((pun not intended))

vasselheims-archive

when your RP partner is a way better writer than you

#Out Of Caffeïne // OOC #//*sweats*#//me basically #//and not just because English isn't my first language

Self Knowledge Questionnaire

take it here

Rationality

You like clarity and intelligent simplicity and you get frustrated at messy thinking. This can make you seem unreasonably pushy to some, but it is actually a virtue: you are motivated by a horror at pointless effort and a longing for precision and insight into how things and people work. Your ability to synthesise and bring order is essential in producing thinking which is truly helpful.

Aggression

One part of your character is anger in all its forms: frustration, outrage – and when anger is suppressed – bitterness, grumpiness, and bodily aches. Fundamentally, frustration comes from hope: you get upset because you expect your life will be more than a valley of tears. One way to deny aggression is to direct it inwards, as self-criticism. But you’re at your best when you acknowledge anger, and act it out clearly and in a focussed way, with honour.

Resilience

You have a tendency, after a setback, to turn your emotions towards restriving. What attracts you is the idea of wiping out a humiliation by resumed action – overcoming weakness, repressing your fear. Because part of your motive is pride, you can sometimes be unwilling to admit weakness or to receive aid. But at heart, tour insistence on coming back and never folding has taught you a valuable pessimism: you know that important journeys are never easy.

tagged by: @curioosity (thank you!!!)

tagging: //Honestly most people who follow me have already been tagged in this, but if you haven’t, I hereby tag you!

#about #//don't listen to her #//she secretly enjoys taking tests like these #//like a lot #tagged in

necromantiia-deactivated2020110

gcdgiven:

“why haven’t you been more active?”

#Out Of Caffeïne // OOC #//uhh...heh #reasons?#//don't worry this blog is far from dead! Just a bit swamped with work and I've been feeling a bit under the weather lately

justnoodlefishthings

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

bootleg-biker-blog

“Do you wanna fucking GO, mate?!”

#IC #//I have this idea that she gets preeeeetty pissed at characters that talk bad about virusus #//Even though she doesn't know why; since she doesn't know she is one herself #//Also yes hello mun is an idiot. I accidentally put this away as a draft instead of posting it immediately

1jps

#aesthetics

ask-meme-addicts

“Portal” sentence meme

❝ Nice job breaking it, hero. ❞

❝ Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive. ❞

❝ You’re not even going the right way. ❞

❝ Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake. ❞

❝ You will be entirely on your own. Good luck. ❞

❝ What’s your point, anyway? Survival? ❞

❝ I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you. ❞

❝ That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound. ❞

❝ Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect. ❞

❝ Most importantly, under no circumstances should you — ❞

❝ Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well, I won’t let you! How does that feel? ❞

❝ You haven’t escaped, you know. ❞

❝ Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day. ❞

❝ Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. ❞

❝ Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]! ❞

❝ Stop it! I… I… We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. ❞

❝ Time out for a second. That wasn’t supposed to happen. ❞

❝ Where do you think you’re going? Because I don’t think you’re going where you think you’re going. ❞

❝ This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this. ❞

❝ It’s a mystery I’ll solve later… By myself. Because you’ll be dead. ❞

❝ If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. ❞

❝ The difference between us is that I can feel pain. ❞

❝ That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it. ❞

❝ Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room. ❞

❝ This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you? ❞

❝ Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. ❞

❝ I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. ❞

❝ A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1. ❞

❝ You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. ❞

❝ Didn’t we have some fun, though? ❞

❝ Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now. ❞

❝ Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism. ❞

❝ Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct. ❞

❝ Thank you for helping us help you help us all. ❞

❝ I wouldn’t bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow. ❞

❝ No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response. ❞

❝ Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? ❞

❝ Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. ❞

❝ When I said deadly neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was in massive sarcasm quotes. ❞

❝ Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. ❞

❝ The floor here will kill you - try to avoid it. ❞

❝ You really shouldn’t be here. This isn’t safe for you. ❞

❝ You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me you’re dead. ❞

❝ Someday we’ll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oh boy. ❞

❝ We will stop enhancing the truth. ❞

❝ Stop squirming and die like an adult. ❞

❝ I’ll tell you what that thing isn’t: It isn’t yours. So leave it alone. ❞

❝ You’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know. ❞

❝ We have added a consequence for failure. ❞

❝ You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong? ❞

❝ Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart. ❞

❝ You are kidding me. ❞

❝ You’re not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t end up here. ❞

#//slides this onto the dash #//it is wednesday my dudes #Out Of Caffeïne // OOC #have at it

“I said woah, race you to the bottom, Woah, race you to the motherfucking Bo-ttom, if you got a problem, Love to help you solve them, race you to the bottom.”

#about #Driver picks the music - loser shuts their cakehole // music

wnq-anonymous

Smile. Your enemies hate it.

Anonymous (via wordsnquotes)

#about

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◈ ━ share some headcanons that you have for a muse of your choosing

//Even more, huh? Looks like we’re on a roll, today! Some more for Pixel, coming up! (Yes, I have other muses, but they have their own respective blogs.)

1) The white dots in her hair glow in the dark. Not exactly bright enough to serve as a headlight or something, but bright enough to be noticed.

2) She can’t park to save her life. Do a wheelie on a slippery road? Sure. Jump a gap? No biggie. Park her bike in a neat and orderly way? …E͓ ͎͉̮̰̺Ŕ ̩͍̯R̰̹͜ ̠͙̳͕O̭̪͇͎̟̭ ̛̞R̟̱̹…

3) Okay so this is a something I’ve had in mind after I drew a Cybug once, and it’s not very…developed, but I’m still sort of toying with they idea that because she is coded as a virus, the Cybugs from Hero’s Duty don’t necessarily see her as the ‘enemy’? I haven’t quite figured out if that means they see her as an ally or as ‘one of them’, yet, but it’s something that has been in the back of my mind for a while now!

#biker-talks-back #blastedroads #headcanon asks

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◈ ━ share some headcanons that you have for a muse of your choosing

//Alright, well since I was planning on editing some of the info on Pixel Patch anyways, I guess I can share some headcanons about her!

1) The programmers who made the bootleg game “Sugar Crashers” she’s originally from were not exactly good guys, but hackers. Their intent with the bootleg was to get people to either play the game online or download it, but in doing so, they’d unknowingly get their computer infected, giving them access to private information. Long story short: the Sugar Crashers’ characters are all coded as a virus. Including Pixel Patch, who is now roaming around the legit games. Unknowing that she even IS a virus, and unknowing of the damage she could do. 2) The portals she can conjure up with her hands sort of function as a hammerspace you see in cartoons. She can (to a certain amount) store things in there as well. The only thing is that she can only open them if she takes off her gloves.

3) She absolutely despises 8-bit music. The high pitched tunes really tend to grind her gears and she gets pretty damn irritated if she has to hang out in a game with 8-bit music for too long.

#biker-talks-back #gigaon #headcanon asks