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Hey! I was wondering where I can find that drive for CaffeinatedFlumadiddle fics? I've been looking for a fic for about a year now and thought I was going insane, I just learned about the situation, it's so awful.
Hey anon!!!
First off, I'm SOOOOOO EXTREMELY SORRY for replying to this so ABSURDLY late -
I never imagined someone would send in an ask - to me, of all people! Because I've only ever seen Important People on Tumblr being sent asks, and I'm definitely not one of them!
So, uh - I actually made a detailed post with all the links to the now deleted fics, which you can find here,
But in case Tumblr messes up, and the link doesn't work, lemme copy-paste the contents of that post below:
1) Son of Sea Foam, originally published on Ao3
SoSF Google Doc Part 1 | Part 2
SoSF in pdf format
2)Â Descendants of Olympus, originally published on Ao3
DoD Google Doc Part 1 | Part 2
3) Highway To Hell (fic)
4) Hello Ocean, My Old Friend (fic)
5) Fishing in Alaska (epub) | archived Ao3 site
6) Stealing Shells (fic)
7) Google Drive folder of a bunch of fics and one-shots |Â
8)Â Another mini-google-drive backup of a few ficsÂ
9) Even more fics (thereâs 70 of them here)
10) Almost all PJO and Merlin fics in epub format! Estelle series has series order in metadata.
To read epubs, good apps are Moon+ reader for Android and Calibre for PC. epub is a reflowable format that allows changing the font size, background, margins etc, and has title/author/series into embedded and sortable.Â
11) Roman Percy | V2
12)Â A bunch of archived Tumblr posts
13) The entire tumblr (but on the archive website)
14)Â OneDrive link to download PJO & Merlin fics.Â
Once again, my HEARTFELT APOLOGIES for not seeing this sooner!
Edit: @cmxlkaze brought it to my notice that the link to âDescendants of Olympusâ Part 2 had been broken It's fixed now, though it took me a bit â sorry about that! If any of the other links get taken down or appear broken, do let me know, and I shall fix them immediately.
every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one
Beware!
Avoid sci-hub toođ
From Ask for PDFs from People with Institutional Access
If you want to read an academic article that's behind a paywall just email the author and ask politely if they will send you the article. Most academics will be thrilled that you want to read their work and will gladly send it to you.
PSA
Ask graduate students! A lot of us are fed up with the bullshit and will gladly help. We can get copies through interlibrary loans, contact a collaborator, or a collaborator of a collaborator.
Okay, but what if there were dinosaurs that did the heron thing?
The key shortcut of âwindows keyâ and â.â held together has changed my life
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Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ăŸ(âąÏâą`)o o(*ïżŁâœïżŁ*)ăo(*°âœÂ°*)o
this long-kept secret was absolutely not meant for the public. But the power is in our hands, nowâŠ
you know whatâs always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the characterâs like âwhich one of you is the liarâ or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like âwhatâs two plus twoâ one of themâs gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie.Â
this has forty notes. thatâs forty more notes than expected.
THIS IS A VERY GOOD POINT and deserves more notes
LISTEN i donât normally engage in Discourse but this information is DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING!
the point of the riddle isnât to figure out which one is lying, in fact, knowing which one lies and which one tells the truth is irrelevant. What you want is the correct answer from the magical beast/two guards/etc. Usually this means knowing which path to take. For that, you HAVE to ask it âif i ask the other head/guard/etc which is the safe way to go, what will they tell me?â
if you asked the truth-telling one, theyâll tell you the wrong way, because the liar will always mislead you. if you ask the liar, theyâll tell you the wrong way, because theyâre misleading you, so
ALWAYS do the opposite of whatever answer you get.
âwho cares this is a stupid tumblr post this doesnât matter irlââ
WRONG AGAIN! story time:
A few years ago a friend threw a halloween party, and since he dressed as the Riddler, he decided to have a riddle contest.
now, iâve been preparing for a riddle contest my entire life, since i first read the hobbit and it got bilbo out of trouble. for some reason, i assumed riddle contests were as inevitable as quicksand.
I answered the first riddle easily (it was one of the ones from the hobbit) and then i had to answer the next one to win a bottle of top-shelf rum. it was a variation on the two-guard riddle, only i had to choose one of two paper bags. one had crappy cheap vodka, the other the nice rum.Â
the host and his friend did the classic one lies one tells the truth thing, and of course before i asked everyone started shouting âask him what color your hair is!â and stuff like that, but i already knew what to ask, so i shushed them and won the rum
remember, kids, it doesnât matter which one is lying and which one is telling the truth. all that matters is you get the correct knowledge to move you forward, win your rum, and make you seem like a superhuman riddle-solver to a crowd of drunken party guests.
always be ready for a riddle contest
Hereâs a thing that usually doesnât come up when people try to criticise this riddle as well. One of the conditions of the riddle is typically that you only get to ask one question. You arrive at the liar and the truth teller and you need to find out which bridge is safe and which one will collapse when youâre halfway across.
They tell you that one of them always lies and that one of them always tells the truth. And they tell you you can ask them one question.
If you ask âWhatâs two plus two?â than great. You know which one lies but you also still donât know which bridge you can cross and canât find out.
You played yourself.
i can get the answer in zero questions. block all the other exits, light them on fire, and see which way they run.
^ Look at Alexander the Great up here, cutting the knot and all.
did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness
#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'
rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell
they call him prince charming because heâs always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesnât know if heâs supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when youâre a prince that shit starts wars
best part of this post is all the people with prosopagnosia confirming that they literally never questioned why the prince was incapable of hiring a sketch artist even in versions without masks/glamours
(ps hereâs this)
PLEASE click the link
Please, please, for the love of god, Click. The. Link.
The link is to the best retelling of Cinderella youâll ever read
Oh. My. Gosh. Is there a chapter 2?! I need more. CLICK THAT LINK.
i gottah⊠pull the thing.
I PULLED THE THING OH GOD!
Most likely what happens next is the second raven swoopsin and grabs some of the kill that the wolf was eating.
Srsly, they do this.
Wolves, hawks, eagles⊠Top predators, all. Except when a raven annoys them enough to give up their lunch. Ballsy amazing birds.
I love how all of the Batman villains are like âah heâs not at the manor, itâs defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch
Batmanâs Villains: The butler will be easy prey!
Heâs just an old manâŠhe doesnât have any of the Batmanâs gadgets or training or fighting skills!
Alfred: Oh my youâre right
Thereâs something else of Master Bruceâs I donât have as well
(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING
Batmanâs Villains: Wayne isnât here to save you old man!
Alfred:
Alfred is the original âCall an ambulance â but not for meâ
@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this
Bruce: I have a code.
Alfred: And I have a gun.
Bruce: time to remove the guns.
Alfred: good fucking luck.
Iâve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnetâs addition and found that it deserves a reblog.
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Hi just want to say your story about the superhero was incredible. It broke my heart and I loved it
AN ASK ABOUT AN ORIGINAL THING I WROTE? đ„ș
I wrote two superhero stories but only one has been getting likes in my activity feed recently so I think you mean my construction superhero short story. (checks the post) oh uh wow thatâs getting more traction than I realized. Shit. So thatâs why a bunch of people followed me recently.
Anyway, I donât know if you are still watching my blog anon but since you liked my story have another snippet I whipped up just for you.
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Excerpt from an interview with prisoner #4598, also known by the code names âConstructor,â âDestructor,â and âthe Architect.â Transcript incomplete due to being salvaged after the attack on the prison records. Interview conducted by Mitchell Newman.
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MN: Okay, well, since our memory experts canât see anything in your head but muck and have established weâre not going to get any information out of you, anywayâŠ
4598: Lethe is very good at memory stuff.
MN: Right, yes, of course she is. So since youâve forgotten all useful information and I have to visit you at least for two hours a week just so this doesnât count as solitary confinement--
4598: Could I talk to Sandy?
MN: Ms. White hasnât asked to speak to you.
4598: Right.
MN: Anyway as I was saying, since I have to be here anyway why donât you just tell me about yourself? Give me the whole manifesto.
4598: (no answer).
MN: Right. Well. Let me just continue then and you can answer if you feel like it. Sound good? Good. So, here is my question. What do you think about what people call you now? The first time you got arrested, you didnât escape for months. Why?
4598: (no answer)
MN: Everyone thought it was because you needed to know the makeup of the material in order to shape it. When you stayed put they thought theyâd gotten you with their Akonite walls. But it turns out you never needed to know that and you were just⊠sitting in there anyway.
4598: Right.
MN: What stopped you from escaping?
4598: (no answer)
MN: Did you think that youâd be let out if you played along, since you had good PR then?
4598: No.
MN: Okay. Was it that you still believed in the justice of the system?
4598: No.
MN: Second thoughts about trying to stop the construction of that stadium?
4598: Uh, no.
MN: Alright then. Why?
4598: (no answer)
MN: Is it related to your apparently still-developing powerset? Are you hiding some ability or--
4598: Depression.
MN: What?
4598: I was depressed.
MN: Ah.
4598: Everyone I had looked up to wanted me in jail. I thought no one would agree with me, so there was no point.
MN: Right.
4598: Uh, thatâs something Sandy taught me. It doesnât really matter what powers you have. If you want to get things done--big things, like building cities--you need lots of people. The things Iâve done, rebuilding⊠It's always because people have helped me. Cleared away poisons so I could go in the area. Gave me materials. Helped me learn.
MN: And without those people, you decided you couldnât do anything?
4598: Yeah.
MN: So what changed your mind and made you decide to enact the largest villain breakout in history?
4598: ItâŠ
MN: Whatâs that?
4598: I had to try. It wouldnât be right to just give up immediately. I couldnât do it alone so I decided to find people who could help.
MN: And those villains--many of them serial killers and terrorists--these people shared your altruistic goals?
4598: (no answer).
MN: Right, sorry. That was a bit blunt on my part. I just mean it must have been a difficult group to work with.
4598: Hm.
MN: Youâre pretty famous for not killing anyone yourself, even now. I really believe you donât want people to die if they donât have to. How do you reconcile that with working with, oh, Inferno. You know, the one that burnt innocent congressmen alive?
4598: (no answer).
MN: Some of the villains who escaped that day went on to kill innocent people, even if the ones you became friends with didnât. Do you have any regrets?
4598: ...Skinner killed three children before we caught him. Toxica got⊠one, but made 48 people very sick for a while. Um, the others--I counted it all up. The amount of people who died due to the actions of villains that escaped because of me was 28.
MN: So you--
4598: The attacks your heroes do on other countries have casualties that number in the hundreds. Thousands sometimes.
MN: We were tracking down a highly dangerous villain with a power that could--
4598: That could not do half of that damage. They never can. The serial killers and terrorists--theyâre hideous people. But there has never been one with the power to do what American âheroesâ do every year.
MN: Thatâs because we kill them first.
4598: And then there is the damage afterwards. The sickness. People who die in the rubble. People who have their entire homes destroyed only to be turned away as undesirables when they try to find a home somewhere else.
MN: Thatâs not equi--
4598: You asked me if I have regrets. Yeah, I do.
4598: I regret every single fucking base I built for all of you.
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The rest of the transcript is unsalvageable. Prisoner #4598 escaped shortly after, as containment measures on the subject once again failed. Future heroes are advised to use lethal force on sight, as containment has proven impossible and these transcripts indicate de-radicalization is unlikely.
itâs ok batman we all make mistakes
not doing batman fanart anymore bc nothing can top this
kxkrah:
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The Lady Tali Zorah, heiress to the Zorah Shipping, Mining, and Mechaniks Company
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Sir Grunt, Gentlekrogan and Knight Bachelor of the Order of the Urdnot Empire, knighted by the Urdnot Clan Shaman
Tony Masseffect takes care of his people.
yes you are Grunt