cacator cave malum

watering my block list with the blood of pedants // he/him

[booty-uprooter]

do you prefer running dungeons for the first time with other players or npcs

other players

npcs

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

[official-sonic-team]

i can’t lie this is the realest shit

[snowkissedmonsters]

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.

[dreamerinsilico]

#the fact that 'can prove access to an online account at least 12 years old' or even 'account to be verified is itself fully 18 years old'#AREN'T accepted methods of age verification is such a telling sign of what the real purpose of age-gating laws is:#data harvesting and deanonymization and the buildout of state-controllable ways to restrict both content and internet access itself en masse (via @shinelikethunder )

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[were--ralph]

this sleeper tweet

[booty-uprooter]

do you prefer running dungeons for the first time with other players or npcs

other players

npcs

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

[booty-uprooter]

what to read on manga plus today

i came up with something worse than an x for so you weren't into me

[the-big-mood]

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[hotshotriot]

its like strippers and the economy to me

[lesbianshepard]

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

And my manager was like no!!!! If that happened, I would drive to find you guys in my truck and we could eat stuff from my wife's garden and I would make sure everyone I know survived!! I would carry you all on my shoulders away from the zombies!!

Anyway, random shout out to that guy. You were too kind for retail management, Devin.

[lesbianshepard]

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

[pangur-and-grim]

Please look at the baby chinchilla from work. Look at as much of it you can see without a microscope. Please PLEASE I need people to see it's it's such a THING

how can that exist

[reactionimagesdaily]

[unamusedsloth]

“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

[catchinghammers]

#oh my god #she was like ‘i found a weird creature! I will love it and nurture it and name it bloobliiblu because that is the noise it makes’

#andthen she was like 'i have to go try to feed bloobliiblu’ and her friends were like 'sharon I don’t think it eats penguins’

#and she was like everyone eats penguins janice!! what else is there to fucking eat!!

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[edwarbteach]

JUNE THE THIRD, AN EXCELLENT DAY!

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what to read on manga plus today

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do you prefer running dungeons for the first time with other players or npcs

other players

npcs

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[emeships]

#WhatDatMean