Borderlands Quotes

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[With Jack’s voice] The silence is (almost threw-up)… oh god, hearing Jack’s voice come out of me just made me throw-up in my mouth a little.

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See ya… bitch.

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[With Jack's voice] Siren here, testing tes...ting -- oh dear, I wanna punch myself in the throat.

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I'm not going to say you owe me, but I'm implying it.

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This is the power of a Siren. Fear me, bitches!

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[With Jack's voice] This is interesting technology. I wonder how it -- oh God, I sound atrocious.

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I just want you guys to know that I read all of your requests and I'm not ignoring them, I'm just not having enough time. 

But I promise I'll post your requests as soon as I can. Thank you!

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"Oh soldier, you're so great!" "Come on, Lady, I'm not that cool..."

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STRONGER, SMARTER, more sexually attractive.

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Well played... bitch.

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If I win, we're totally making out.

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Just Maya laughing.

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I’m back, bitches!

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Oh, crap, is you Hyperion? I heard all of you are robots and you eat metal out of the garbage and stuff -- knew you wired death machines would be coming for me once Roland went missing. Now if you're here to kill me you should probably know -- You’ll never take me alive, you robotic sumbitch!

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But hey -- if you’d prefer to live near a bunch of bandits who want you dead, rather than stay with your mother who, god forbid, wants you to care about your appearance, that’s your decision to make. But it’s the wrong one. Just come back, honey.

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Authorized user accepted. Enjoy the ride and there's a Pimento Taco --a Pimentaco-- in the glove box.

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Leave the military, come to Pandora, Stare at stuff...