Halfback

Yo! I'm Booorrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!! Entertain me!! Relationship Status: dating the bae M!A: [open] #boredler [also I sometimes like to practice my Spanish on people as I don't have many people to practice it with]

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[hurleyquinnzel]

Everyone on Tumblr starting September 1st

[sprightlysleuth]

Zel entered Bored’s place, looking around for her friend. She sighed as she noticed the trail of beer cans, picking them up and following them to where he might be, probably sprawled out asleep on his sofa or something. “Bored!” she called out

[bored-ler]

He grumbled and just kind of rolled over on the couch; before he had passed out he’d made an attempt at getting undressed but had failed miserably, his trousers half way down his legs and his shirt still hanging on one arm, there was a glass of water near the couch which was untouched with pain killers next to it, probably left there by Insane.

[sprightlysleuth]

“Bored? Oh love…” she came across him all disheveled. Giving him a quick sympathetic kiss on his head she attempted to make him more comfortable, unbuttoning his shirt all the way, trying to slip it off his shoulders.

She wasn’t really shy about it, she’d seen him in a lot less and she was used to his beanpole body. Right now she just wanted to take care of him in whatever way she could

[bored-ler]

He moaned and writhed slightly as he felt the movement of things against his skin, he groaned, “h-hnnnnn” he was still fast sleep, but appeared to register that there was someone else there.

[my-teen-quote]

[relatable-memes]

Are you a teen? You will love this blog!

[sprightlysleuth]

Zel entered Bored’s place, looking around for her friend. She sighed as she noticed the trail of beer cans, picking them up and following them to where he might be, probably sprawled out asleep on his sofa or something. “Bored!” she called out

[bored-ler]

He grumbled and just kind of rolled over on the couch; before he had passed out he’d made an attempt at getting undressed but had failed miserably, his trousers half way down his legs and his shirt still hanging on one arm, there was a glass of water near the couch which was untouched with pain killers next to it, probably left there by Insane.

[bored-ler]

people don’t really ever send me things... I reblog stuff for RP starters and M!A makers but still nope, people just reblog/like without sending anything in.... kinda makes me feel crappy.... I suppose I should stop adding thing to my queue when I come online.... seeing as it doesn’t make a difference anyway in te number of asks I get sent ...

[rpmemeideas]

My muse is clearly having a very vivid dream, their body reacting to it in a very sexual manner, panting and writhing in reaction as they sleep. It seems that whatever or whoever they are dreaming of is doing a good job of turning them on. Send me your muse's response to walking in and finding them like that.

[bored-ler]

Neko: Hi Bored! Necco: h-hey...

He grinned, “Hey guys!”

[nekoonceler]

Neko: how have you been?? Necco: w-we missed you..

[bored-ler]

“Yeah I’ve been good, can’t complain too much!” He smirks, “You sure you don’t just miss my flirting~” he winked

[nekoonceler]

Neko:*giggles* well thats good! Necco: *blushes* sh-shut up! I-i missed you a-and h-he did too! *crosses arms looking away his ears lowered and tail fluffed a bit* Neko: *smiles patting his head* we both missed you. You are the first person who accepted him besides me after all.

[bored-ler]

He couldn’t help but laugh, ruffling Necco’s hair, “So cute~ You don’t need to get so worked up you know!”

[kitty-stryker]

End the stigma.

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Because they get checked regularly. When’s the last time you got checked out?

[bored-ler]

wanna walk or ride?

“Hmmm... We should walk!” He grinned, “Build our appetite up or whatever before we get there~”

[bored-ler]

♂♂

He shifted uncomfortably and looked at the ground, “One day when I was young, about 7 or so... I went into the living room and my dad was playing his guitar, I sat in front of him to listen to him play... it sounded so amazing and I asked him to teach me how to play. He... he told me he’ll teach me another time and gave me his guitar plectrum and said it was evidence that he made the promise.... But after that day he left and he never taught me...”

[deactivated-blog]

Send ♂ for my muse’s thoughts on their father

Send  ♂♂ for a specific memory of him from their childhood.

[sfrishberg-deactivated20190623]

[aviculor]

important psa about buns

[maitaijulie]

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

[amazingatheist]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

[shelbytaylorexists]

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them: 1. Fill a bowl with warm water. 2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damp.  3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun. 4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.  (source)

[ghostlygossamer]

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!

[mypasteluniverse]

Do not bathe your bun!!!!

[cataloge]

IM HAPPY TO SAY IVE NEVER GIVEN MY BUN A BATH SHE DOES A GREAT JOB ALL ON HER OWN LIL HUN BUN

[sapphicseekingsapphic]

Gay GIRLS ONLY - message these girls!!

Don’t bother messaging them if you’re a guy. You’ll probably just get blocked. 

All of the girls below are single and wanting messages! Try to message as many as you can - especially those in the middle of the list and anyone near your age or location! <3

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[bored-ler]

How far is it from here? *she follows*

He taps his chin as thinks, “I think it’s just around the next corner if I remember correctly!”

[bored-ler]

Hello :3

He smirked, “Hey there~”

[bored-ler]

Wanna go now then? I can never get enough t eat.

He grinned, “Yeah sure!” He grabbed his wallet and shoved it in his pocket, “LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” 

[shittyrpstartersforpp]

Send me "Babysitter" for my muse to become a child.