Random Streams of Consciousness.

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[boredmuse]

Some edgelord: You mad bro?

Me: Yup... I'm tired and mad. *Pulls out fork"

[liminalxbasementxdweller]

You’ve been here before.

[thatsmyaestheticbitch]

A Perfect Stay — Questner

A psychological horror slow-burn. Stranded at Peakwood Manor by a snowstorm, you have ten nights to survive the charm of Julian Vane — a sof

[majesstiqe]

the further you go, the less colour you see

[samuraicatt]

[kldpxl]

Sodium Nights

[frownyalfred]

Thank you for letting Alfred get that first lick in, it's what we all deserve. I'm stressed but that bit was nice. 👍

Of course 🙏🙏🙏 truly only he could surprise Ra’s like that, a “pitiful” old beta (former SAS and mercenary Alfred Pennyworth who’s done his time in the trenches but hasn’t forgotten how to carry a shotgun or throw hands) surely couldn’t surprise him or be a threat.

I can only imagine the protective rage Alfred felt seeing the man who tortured two of his Pack members. Oh Clark’s crashing out? I’m more worried about Alfred.

[tlirsgender]

I feel like we're all busy trying to convince the cis that being trans is NOT a Sex Thing ‼ but lowkenuinely there is an element of, uh. Sexual frustration when you have bottom dysphoria. Like sexual fulfillment is a pretty significant part of having genitals for most people. I have no mouth and I must cream

[tlirsgender]

Like this is known within the trans community but we all kind of whisper it to each other cause if the cis know we have sex they're gonna tell the church

[frownyalfred]

my brain: hey do you wanna feel sad

me: sure

my brain: imagine the plane scene from the Incredibles but it’s Hal Jordan having to say the plane is buddy-spiked and there’s kids onboard

me: why would you tell me this

my brain: and those kids are the batkids

me: oh my god

[owly80]

Damian’s mental image of Batman versus Bruce Wayne has gotta be really funny. First impressions did not go as expected

[frownyalfred]

Ollie's bow being described as a bulky thing made me want to see Roy home run swing it at the back of Talia's head XD

She’s trying her best! I think Roy can see that really well actually. How she’s torn between her father and the genuine care for Bruce she has maintained over the years.

But he’s definitely going to swing it at someone, hopefully. Maybe on TV so Ollie can recognize his bow 🤣

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[that1nkyone]

been a hot minute since I’ve been sick with a winter cough and wow it really does suck.

i’m sorry to people who live like this frequently and wish you healthcare cover on all meds regarding respiration because ow

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[whereifindsanity]

Vitor Esteves

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[boredmuse]

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