A Man With A Button.

Meet James, a bored guy with a machine that can destroy the world as we know it, or make coffee. Ask blog for Please, Don't Touch Anything, a game I'm obsessed with on an honestly quite disturbing level Main blog is eeveemaster547

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((I’ve been thinking about P,DTA again, so I decided to dust off this old relic.))

[boredom-with-buttons]

Hi. I’m James.

I've been stuck in this room for a while. I'd honestly given up hope of ever talking to someone again, beyond Steve- Don't get me wrong, Steve's a great guy, but it gets a little boring when your only interaction with him lasts about ten seconds. Anyway, found this thing sitting at the bottom of the trash bin. A fully functional laptop? Wow. Plus, it doesn't reset after, well, Resets. Anyway, I found a power port, charged it up, and I can hopefully interact with people now. So, ask me about the predicament I'm in, interact, somehow (Wouldn't be surprised if the Machine made it work. Who knows what that thing can do?) or just chat.

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A bored man with a big red button.