to live is to eat

call me bori! 🍀 she/her 🍀 30 🍀 if I don't make bad art I'll die

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[jenny-holzer]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SADISTIC MUTUAL: it is a moral imperative to push the princess around, and punch her in the stomach, and roundhouse kick her in the throat, and cut her with blades ANTIMONARCHIST MUTUAL: [confused but enthusiastically going along with it] and line her up with her family and shoot her dead, and orchestrate a lie that they fled the country so that they are not remembered as martyrs

[raspberrybluejeans]

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

[adamsillard]

Georges

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[toastella-art]

long live the era of girls casting spells (non-isekai version)

[painstarrr]

some falins i drew back when the figure was first released

[vvenli]

[bori-cha]

college website designers and legal code reference designers must be the same damn people because jesus christ is it impossible to get what you need

[bori-cha]

don't piss me off

[mortalityplays]

something you learn fast and necessarily when you get into the habit of writing is that you are riddled with blind assumptions, prejudices, unpractised rhetoric and all kinds of unchallenged cicada shell thoughts that were left stuck to your mode of being when bad ideas fled you. most people get to move through the world behind a kind of modesty veil that divides their internal thoughts from their external observations, but you have to take that off when you write. you have to suddenly present the whole world to itself nakedly, without the kindness of someone who can stop you mid-sentence and say "hold on, I know you, you can't possibly mean that". people are often scared to show their work to an editor in case the editor points out what they look like without their modesty veil, but god, christ, hell and heaven, you have to be more afraid of what the whole world of strangers will see if you don't let someone pick the cicada shells off you first.

[mortalityplays]

op is wordy, bloated, stylistically self-conscious. suggest condensing: "an editor is a guy who eats bugs"

[bori-cha]

college website designers and legal code reference designers must be the same damn people because jesus christ is it impossible to get what you need

[fungihater]

[slaughterhousebrutality]

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything

[catchymemes]

[sadhoc]

first year in fandom: omg i love these characters.... and the story's so well written.... so much cool fanart and fic, i think i'm going to write some of my own

eleventh year in fandom: au where the character is a little jingle bell for sale on ebay for 8.99

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches