I Fell In Love With The World In You

"If you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams, and you will always look lovely." -Roald Dahl

[the-pearsons]

EMMY 2018

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Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones (1981/1984)

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

Full offence, and I say this as a fully fledged homosexual male who sucks dick for breakfast, but female strippers absolutely outclass the FUCK out of male “strippers” like catch the ladies working the pole at some skeavy-ass strip joint for probably twenty bucks an hour sliding that pussy up and down the pole like she’s a damn acrobatic in full platform stiletto pumps, beat for the gods, hair snatched like it’s no big deal then you walk into the gay bar and find some overpaid muscle queen shuffling around in Andrew Christian underwear to a shitty Cardi B remix like

fucking tragic is what it is

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GO OFF SIS

[ninetoedsloth-deactivated201812]

He’s not wrong

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(via itsthymee)

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Reblog if you’re proud of him

[ruinedchildhood]

[xladymorganx]

[2seat]

[unsettlingsound]

Tank top weather is back

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Elizabeth Taylor

[armasthekooiker]

This is how Armas stretches after sleeping! Do your dogs do this too?

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She was a stray, but now she’s mine. (Source: https://ift.tt/2HZlitj)

[depressionhope]

Happy Wednesday

[peachesodell]

Lucy has a magnificent moment.

Colorized by Klimbim.

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