Don't Be Fooled

"Now the moon hangs in full, so you know I won't Play by the rules" Hello, unwelcome wanderer. Unless you have something that's worth my time, I advise you turn around and leave. I don't like people here, and more than likely, you're not one of the few exceptions. {Member of the See The Light Roleplay}

[hintofdarkness-blog]

"… With your face."

[bornamammoth-blog]

"You suck."

[hintofdarkness-blog]

"And what the hell was that supposed to be?  A super face-plant?”

[bornamammoth-blog]

"Shut up, Selinda.  It wasn't even a faceplant.  I tripped and had caught myself."

[green-garfield-deactivated20151]

"Oh well, it probably wasn’t that funny anyway. You’re pretty tall. How tall are you?"

[bornamammoth-blog]

"How tall am-- I don't know.  5'11 at minimum?"

[better-than-supes]

"If she comes for you, chuck me in front of you and she’ll stop."

[bornamammoth-blog]

"Works for me.  I'm going to assume you can walk?"

[better-than-supes]

"I will kill you myself if you don’t."

[bornamammoth-blog]

"... Fine.  But you better protect me if she goes after my ass."

[timegene]

      “Seriously, you need to get up.  You’ve been in bed all day.  That’s not healthy.”

[bornamammoth-blog]

"I've got a better idea.  I continue to lay in bed all day, and you join me."

[better-than-supes]

"Get me out of here."

[bornamammoth-blog]

"I would, but I'm pretty sure your sister would kill me."

[green-garfield-deactivated20151]

"…I forgot."

[bornamammoth-blog]

"Good going.  You can't even properly tell a knock-knock joke."

[xoxoctic-writes]

"Why the hell did you just kick me?"

[bornamammoth-blog]

"First of all, it was an accident.  Second... I really wish it hadn't been."

[green-garfield-deactivated20151]

"Knock, knock."

[bornamammoth-blog]

"I suppose I'll humor you.  Who's there?"

[bxyfriendtrxubles-deactivated20]

"Now where’s the fun in that?"

[bornamammoth-blog]

"Well, at least I wouldn't have to deal with annoying, useless people every single day.  Exhibit A."

[southxrn-deactivated20200301]

I don’t trust freshmen with my shit. They haven’t known me long enough to realize I’ll kill them if they take anything.

[bornamammoth-blog]

"Then threaten someone that's terrified of you and get them to do it."

[bornamammoth-blog]

"If only it were possible to skip the end of the year and go straight to summer."

[southxrn-deactivated20200301]

     I don’t want to pack up my shit.

[bornamammoth-blog]

Pay a freshman to do it.  That's what I did.

[pufferfishchum]

"Well, I hear it is the best way to get a job on the surface. King Orin has been encouraging me to go."

[bornamammoth-blog]

"Is that supposed to make me want to go to college?  I can get by well enough without."

[purple-eyed-prince]

"What constitutes as a good reason then?"

[bornamammoth-blog]

"For your own pleasure?  Stress?  Anything but 'because my dear boyfriend finds it attractive'.  And stop making that face."

[pufferfishchum]

"You’re not going to the college, Baran?"

[bornamammoth-blog]

"I don't want to, but I probably will. "