"Yeah, da’ wouldn’t let me hex them so kicking them in the nuts was the alternative. True they don’t, that’s why I prefer spending my time with girls."
"I feel ya. Â At least some are alright."
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"Yeah, da’ wouldn’t let me hex them so kicking them in the nuts was the alternative. True they don’t, that’s why I prefer spending my time with girls."
"I feel ya. Â At least some are alright."
Uh, I don’t think they would appreciate that very much.
"They? Â Please tell me you didn't somehow shrink a few other students."
I’ve tried it and I’ve gotten twenty seven red bags. None of them were mine.
"Then you need to be a little more specific. Â Try summoning whatever's in the bag, instead. Â When it comes to you, it should take the bag with it."
They’re going to be a handful. Mind you, having them from babies means I get to train them.
"I don't suppose you'd ever let me watch you train them, would you? Â From a safe distance, of course."
Potions class. Or maybe it was Transfiguration? Shit.
"Try 'accio', maybe?"
Too bad I don’t care then, right?
"Aw-- I'm wounded."
No, no absolutely not. I should not have lost it.
"No, you shouldn't have. Â Where did you last have it?"
I got me some candy..
"Y'know, sharing is caring."
As it happens, no.
"Great. Â Then I must be hearing things. Â Could've sworn I heard someone say my name. Â Multiple times."
Has anyone seen a red cloth bag hanging around? Because you really, really shouldn’t touch it.
"Do I even want to know what's in the bag...?"
Off to buy some fucking dragons.
"Dragons? Lucky.  I've always wanted a dragon."
Well.. What’s it on? Maybe I can help?
"History of Magic. Â The Second Wizarding War, and how the world would be now had it ended differently. Â So very fun."
Right where the sun don’t shine.
"Good.  I'd say 'maybe they'll know better from now on', but unfortunately, most boys never learn."Â
What’s wrong, Gen?
"I procrastinated the shit out of an essay that's due tomorrow, like a total genius. Â I'm almost done, but I have no idea what else to write to make it the required length."
"Hmph. Â Apparently not. Â Nevermind."
Seriously, french boys do not understand the concept of ‘no.’
"Unsurprising. Â Did you kick them?"
Woah, Â you should have not invited me to do something. Tread softly tomorrow.
"I'm terrified. Â I'll keep that warning in mind."