PROMPTS FROM HERCULES
* assorted dialogue from the 1997 film, adjust as necessary
a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the size of his heart.
i thought they looked kinda dashing.
you know how men are. they think no means yes and get lost means take me, i'm yours.
aren't you a damsel in distress?
i can handle this. have a nice day.
all i know is, you're the most amazing person with weak ankles i've ever met.
when i'm with you, i don't feel so... alone.
sometimes it's better to be alone. nobody can hurt you.
he's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
you know, when i was a kid, i would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.
how do you know what i'm like?
you've done it! you're a true hero.
you were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.
look, it wasn't my fault.
why does that name ring a bell?
you know, a little dark, a little gloomy. and, as always, hey, full of dead people. what are you gonna do?
my friends call me [name]. at least, they would if i had any friends.
[name], why did you... you didn't have to...
people do crazy things when they're in love.
will you forget the head-slicing thing?
can't. love to, but can't.
i'm a big tough girl. i tie my own sandals and everything.
i'm sorry. you mind running that by me again?
i'm afraid being famous isn't the same as being a true hero.
looks like your game's over.
i need somebody who can handle him as a man.
look, i learned my lesson, okay?
is there a downside to this?
thanks for everything. it's been a real slice.
we'll take it from here, darling.
you can't do this to me, you can't...
a guy can only take so much disappointment.
are you always this articulate?
pardon me. it seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.
i don't care. i'm not going to help you hurt him.
the point is, i love her.
it was tragic. we lost everything in the fire.
you might feel just a little queasy. it's kinda natural.
it looks better that way.
i know what i did was wrong, but this isn't about me. it's about him. if you don't help him now, he'll die.