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And what’re you gonna do about it, officer?

Any time I find a mainstream ship to obsess over, I am violently, and quite suddenly, grabbed by the neck and chucked back into my usual rare-pair jailcell like a rag-doll

marimoagent

Old men yaoi

reesess-piecess

I need DMC5 Dante x RE2 Leon now. I need old man Dante flustering baby face Leon so badly.

On the reverse side

DMC3 Dante trying to be all cool and desperately trying to impress RE9 Leon

o-81

tianhai03

DanteLeon where Cavalier is the ONE bike that Leon can ride that he can't break/crash. Dante still hogs it, because it IS a Devil Arm and WILL try to eat Leon, but like. If he could manage to ride it without passing out, he'd be unstoppable. They make do with Leon riding behind Dante into fights. It's a fun ride C:

we've seen demonic bikes that possess their riders before i dont think dante would let leon anywhere near that thing until he's had a good talk with it LMAO. though with how noble cavaliere is i doubt itd do anything particularly bad to leon. i will say the idea of them riding cavaliere together is so cute (i say knowing dante is probably going 3 times over the speed limit with it)

tianhai03

Dante turning on the Demonic Night Vision (it makes it his eyes glow red) because he wanted a midnight snack, and this is post-RE4, so Leon ends up shooting him in the head or stabbing him in the throat or something, because Leon thought it was another B.O.W. and freaked the fuck out. Dante is fine, of course, but still, OW. RUDE. Leon got blood all over his strawberry sundae, man... Ewww....

id like to think leon's been trained enough that he wouldnt Actually accidentally hurt dante in this case but i know for sure he went in and pinned dante down before realizing its nothing bad LOL i just know the paranoia almost killed him and dante has to promise to never do it again

tianhai03

Dante x Leon thoughts where Dante can probably smell or sense Leon's latent Raccoon City Syndrome, but Leon fights BOWs for a living and has been given ALL KINDS of vaccines for this stuff, so Dante just assumes that Leon (and Chris, Claire, Jill, Sherry, all the others) are Fine and tries not too think too much about it. Leon's job is dangerous- Dante worries about losing him enough as it is.

And then. The stuff leading up to RE9 happens. And Dante is kicking himself for not mentioning it sooner, because now he's having to watch his boyfriend and friends slowly die in front of him, and he can't do anything about it.

(Idk where to really Go with this AU, given the good ending of that game and all. But still.)

😭😭😭😭😭 i just know that when the smell got worse dante started asking leon about it and leon just never told him whats happening to him. leon himself didnt get to confirm it was a t-virus infection after he and sherry found the info in that one computer too and id like to think he kept telling himself he'll let dante know when he figures out what's going on. but then he still doesnt bc he cant bring himself to 💔

tianhai03

Dante x Leon thoughts where Dante can probably smell or sense Leon's latent Raccoon City Syndrome, but Leon fights BOWs for a living and has been given ALL KINDS of vaccines for this stuff, so Dante just assumes that Leon (and Chris, Claire, Jill, Sherry, all the others) are Fine and tries not too think too much about it. Leon's job is dangerous- Dante worries about losing him enough as it is.

And then. The stuff leading up to RE9 happens. And Dante is kicking himself for not mentioning it sooner, because now he's having to watch his boyfriend and friends slowly die in front of him, and he can't do anything about it.

(Idk where to really Go with this AU, given the good ending of that game and all. But still.)

😭😭😭😭😭 i just know that when the smell got worse dante started asking leon about it and leon just never told him whats happening to him. leon himself didnt get to confirm it was a t-virus infection after he and sherry found the info in that one computer too and id like to think he kept telling himself he'll let dante know when he figures out what's going on. but then he still doesnt bc he cant bring himself to 💔