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Like this post for a Dave Karofsky starter, yeah? Totally active indie rper here, all characters and all AUs totally accepted. M/M pairings preferred for smut. Heyoo~
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@borntobedave
Yo, yo, yo!
Like this post for a Dave Karofsky starter, yeah? Totally active indie rper here, all characters and all AUs totally accepted. M/M pairings preferred for smut. Heyoo~
Anonymously ask my character a question you'd never ask them to their face.
Weekends are the BEST.
@borntobedave
Well, they know where their bread is buttered at least. Heh. But they also started adding some colors to their undies which is nice. The new lines are very impressive, If I do say so myself. One of these days Iâm going to splurge for something from Aussie Bum because, yes, I am *that* type of gay.
Ooh. Seems a shame to talk and not have you showing off any =p
I have a really cool podcast *cough self promotion cough* called The Traveling Bear. I dunno- people seem to like it.Â
Comfy bears are the best bears.Â
I am an adult man so if anyone asks, I definitely did not laugh at 'buttered'. I've heard really great things about Aussie Bum, so you'll have to tell me how it goes. I'm honestly really picky, so I only take the underwear advice of podcasters I completely trust and burly internet strangers.Â
Oh man, sorry to disappoint, but my fiancĂŠ says he'd object to me passing out pictures of myself in underwear. Check out this rad thing I just found though:
Looks super cool and definitely 100% real.
Are you kidding? Dude, that's awesome. I'm gonna look it up right now. What's the basic premise of it?
remember a loooong time ago when you talked about the (silly) reasons you know you're gay? What's number 413?
Whoa. You must be a follower from way, way back, because I donât think Iâve actually talked about that in like.. years? Pretty sure years. Yeah, that was all pretty silly, but I donât mind jumping back on that boat again!
Reason #413 how I know Iâm gay is that Seb and I are getting our deck restained, and lately Iâve been looking for contractors and I just crossed one off the list because I thought that their company logo of a bull carrying a bunch of lumber was âtrying too hardâ. As in, thatâs literally the thought I had to myself before I closed the webpage.
Bonus, reason #414: I drank a pear and wine spritzer last night and it was great.
do you top or bottom more these days?
Ah.. well, I knew this kind of thing would be showing up eventually.
Well, time was that answering this sort of question would be really, really uncomfortable for me, but itâs pretty safe to say that those days are behind me. As long as the parents of the kids in my class never find this blog, which.. I donât think is very likely? I guess itâs POSSIBLE one of them might, but definitely not likely.
Anyway. I mostly top, but we like to switch it up sometimes. Like last night, for instance. Which is why Iâm drinking so much coffee to stay awake today.
real talk. Do you see much of kurt and blaine (klaine) anymore these days?
Wow, blast from the past much. Itâs been forever since I heard that one. Klaine. Couple names. Gotta love âem.
Anyway! We really donât see a ton of them, unfortunately, and thatâs a bummer. They live in New York City though and Seb and I honestly havenât been there in a few years (my choice, not so much his). Itâs almost a four hour drive on paper, but I promise you, traffic makes it a LOT longer. So we just havenât gotten around to making the drive and I donât think theyâve been up our way at all. I donât think Cambridge is much of a draw for tourists.
I wish we did though. We talk sometimes on Facebook. Kurt doesnât post on there a ton, but Blaine shares cute animal videos every now and then. Plus, pictures of their cats. Iâve gotten very familiar with their cats thanks to Blaine.
.. Iâm not saying heâs obsessed with them.. but Iâm also not NOT saying that.
Itâs cool though. Theyâre very cute cats.
I love me undies!! what patterns do you have?
Oh man, arenât they great? So freaking comfortable and some of the patterns kill me, theyâre so cute.
This is gonna turn into a flat out advertisement for those guys, but these are some of my favorites right now:
YOU'RE BACK!!!!! oh my god FOR good this time right ?
Thatâs the plan! Iâm glad youâre excited. I definitely am too.
Weekends are the BEST.
You donât even have to put on underwear if you donât want to.
Not just for the weekend though. Oops. Heh.
.. Never thought about that.
Youâre missing a golden comfort opportunity. Me? Iâm a fan of Nasty Pig if I have to wear undies. Very comfy for bigger guys.Â
Yeah? That's.. an interesting name for a brand! I've been on a big podcast kick lately and like 95% of the ones I listen to keep doing ads for Me Undies, so I finally broke down and got a few pairs. They're not cheap, which sucks, but damn.
I am now a very comfy bear.
borntobedave:
âMan, you donât even know how nervous it makes me when people say that. Itâs like, okay, well now youâve definitely done something bad. But â alright, Iâll bite. Yes, I trust you.â
Rachel laughed before offering Dave a smile. âIâm adorable and you love it.â She replied confidently. âItâs nothing to worry about. I just wanted to ask if you trusted me⌠Because I trust you and I guess Iâm hoping our friendship has grown since high school.â
Visibly relieved, Dave relaxed and returned the smile with a crooked grin of his own. Rachel Berry was a Force of Nature⢠on a good day, and frankly one of the last people he'd want to accidentally make upset. These words though - damn - they warmed his heart, as clichÊ and silly as that was to admit to himself. Though not particularly prone toward physical affection, he impulsively passed an arm around her shoulders and gave her a light hug before quickly letting go.
"Thanks, Rach. And yeah, I'd say it definitely has. It's nice. And.. not to be like.. sentimental or whatever, but I'm, uh.. grateful, you know? That you gave me a second chance. Means a lot. Don't tell anybody I said that though."
closed starter for @borntobedave || muse: rachel berry
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âDo you trust me?â
"Man, you don't even know how nervous it makes me when people say that. It's like, okay, well now you've definitely done something bad. But --Â alright, I'll bite. Yes, I trust you."
Weekends are the BEST.
You donât even have to put on underwear if you donât want to.
Not just for the weekend though. Oops. Heh.
.. Never thought about that.
He was pretty damn nervous. Except-- no, even that was an understatement. Dave Karofsky was scared shitless. And it always happened the same way, every single time without fail, whenever he met up with anyone he'd known in high school. Even when things were completely pleasant, like his messages with Sam the other day had been, Dave still couldn't help the anxiety that crept over him. High school was.. a fucking dark time, but the years since then had been good to him, and good for his outlook on life.
When he saw Sam Evans coming into the coffee shop, all Dave's muscles tightened at once in something close to terror. He took a deep breath though and forced himself to relax, so that by the time Sam spotted him Dave was able to summon up a tolerably casual smile.
"Hey Evan-- Sam. Hey, Sam." Well, shit. And now here was that horrible moment when he didn't know whether to go in for the handshake or not. Were he and Sam Evans at the handshake stage? The hugging stage? No, no, definitely not the hugging stage.
Handshake it was.
@indiesamevans
1. who wakes the other one up with kisses? 2. who cooks for whom?. 3. who is the morning person/night person? 4. who cleans?5. most petty argument? 6. Who leads in dancing? (salsa, waltz,etc..?
Wow.. holy crap. Uhh, itâs been a long time since Iâve been on here? And it looks like I really need to apologize, because Iâve got a lot of backlog of questions. Sorry, guys. Life got busy. Like.. you have no idea how busy. But we can get to that later.
Man, I hope I remember how to Tumblr.
1. Who wakes the other one up with kisses?
First of all, I wanna say I think itâs really cute that somebody out there thinks this happens like.. all the time or something. Because our actual mornings are usually anything but cute and involve a lot of Seb being grouchy and me fucking up the coffee.
But with kisses, probably me. As in like, itâs been known to happen on occasion. Sebâs not much of a morning person, but on weekends if heâs the one waking me up itâs usually with.. uh, other things.
2. Who cooks for whom?
Well, historically Seb was always the one who sort of had to do the cooking, because Iâm really, really bad at not accidentally setting fire to stuff. But the last year or so, Iâd actually say Iâm the one who does most of the cooking. Sebâs workload is really intense and heâs studying for his bar exam, and frankly.. if I didnât take over the food-stuff around here, he would probably forget to eat a lot of the time. And I canât have that.
So, me! And Dave and Sebastian ate turkey sandwiches for the rest of their days, The End.
3. Who is the morning person/night person?
Man, this oneâs easy. I love the mornings. I have to get up at 5am every day during the week for work, but even on days that I donât have to go into the school I still tend to be the first one awake. Sebastian is.. weâll just call him Not a Fan of mornings. A few times Iâve had to actually drag him out of bed and put his coffee in his hand. But then fast forward to the evenings and Iâm passing out usually around 8:30pm (because I guess Iâm old and pathetic now, but also because little kids are serious energy drains, no offense to them), meanwhile Seb is staying up until 1 or 2am studying or binging Twin Peaks BECAUSE HEâS A HUGE LOSERâ
OW, FUcking Christ, Basâ
Okay, okay! .. Sometimes after studying heâll watch an episode or two of Twin Peaks, which is a really great show, or the Walking Dead, or whatever other thing heâs into at the time, which definitely does not make him a loser and actually just means heâs more informed of âcurrent mediaâ than me.
Better? I canât believe you pinched me.. itâs like youâre twelve.
4. Who cleans?
This is a pretty even split, I think? Maybe you wouldnât think it to look at me, but Iâm actually kind of a neat freak, I guess? And Seb claims he canât concentrate when things arenât tidy enough, so he definitely contributes too. We both have chores we prefer over overs. Iâm pretty good at bathrooms, Seb likes to vacuum. We both do the dishes. It works for us.
5. Most petty argument?
Ugh, okay. This is dumb and like.. falls really hard into that âfirst world problemsâ category, so Iâm kinda hoping you guys wonât judge us too much.
So you all know I get summers off, so from about mid-June to late August I donât have a whole lot to do. So last year, Seb proposed that we take a vacation during my off months and I was fine with that, but the places he was suggesting were like.. crazy. Hawaii. Mexico. The French Riviera. Because of course he would want to go there. And I was like, uh.. well, couldnât we just go somewhere nice thatâs within a day or twoâs drive? Flying is such a huge damn hassle, and I kind of wanted to spend my summer just enjoying the down time, not stressing, and not trying to wedge myself into a tiny airline seat on an international flight. So I suggested New York City, or Myrtle Beach, or a few other âboring Americanâ places, and apparently that was just the wrong thing to say because pretty soon Seb was swearing up and down that we just werenât going to go anywhere if thatâs how I was going to be. (Iâm seriously paraphrasing and sanitizing a lot right now. His actual words were nowhere near that nice).
Sooo, in true Seb-and-Dave fashion, he stopped talking to me we stopped talking to each other for about a day, and in the end I surprised him with booking us a 10-day cruise to Bermuda. Which sounds like it should be really far away in some kind of tropical place, but itâs actually only a few hours off the coast of North Carolina. I mean, who knew? But we had a great time and got to spend a lot of days hanging out on the beach and being really relaxed, so it was a win-win.
Side-note, cute husband alert:
6. Who leads in dancing? (salsa, waltz,etc..)?
⌠Well.
Not me.
[6/30/2017 09:25:56 edited by Sebastian_Smythe to add:]
And this is why:
Hey, y'all! Just an indie RP blog in the Glee 'verse looking for other indies. If there's anyone out there who's interested in making a little ask-glee type of circle, I'm happy to send out questions in exchange for questions! Just let me know!
When we're at a French restaurant and the waiter pronounces a French word wrong
Sebastian:
Me:
I platonically love you so much Dave. Never change. Regards, an internet fan.
This is so sweet! Thanks, anon, this really means a lot to me. And I totally platonically love you too.