walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

ellievsbear
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Sade Olutola
Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes
Sweet Seals For You, Always
styofa doing anything
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
wallacepolsom
Mike Driver
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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titsay

oozey mess
NASA
Misplaced Lens Cap
Jules of Nature
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@borntocheat
walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off
If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me
every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back
i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn
boy u need to put ur brown eyes away theyre catching the light in such a way that makes me wanna put a baby in u. i cant even do that. this is torture
you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts
mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall
listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer
just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around
I also reblog this guys dead wife.
beating your ass is my hyperfixation and brother? im about to start infodumping
Hey, Im the train. I decided it would be fun to stop moving for an undisclosed amount of time just before we arrive at the station. My idea..
Zak
daddy i’ll be honest kitten has killed before and will kill again
you’re turned on. he’s on the floor in tears and you’re turned on.
i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again
hosting tboy wrestling in my bed if anyone’s interested