Intentionally Blank

United States of America. I can't even begin to tell you how long it took me to get my phone camera to focus well enough to take a picture of that lego head

[boroshlenconerownalat]

whatever’s wrong with me is not funnier!!

[shirleyjacksons]

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

[left-reminders]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[panzertron]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[omghotmemes]

If April ends up worse I swear to God

[johnnyssilverhand]

— Can I say? Can’t be doing that. — You know, obviously, but it is a thing of the times. — … You can’t be doing that. — I mean you see what I’m saying though, right? 

[mtv]

[thebootydiaries]

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

[profoundlybraindamaged]

[lesbianshepard]

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

[sophiamariabaeks]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sassy-socialist-memes]

thats what happens when your bae is not as much a commie you would like

[crimsontea-deactivated20180130]

Says the commie on a phone created by capitalism.

[sassy-socialist-memes]

heyyy hi

[yesterdaysprint]

The Binghamton Press, New York, January 8, 1926

[praguegirl]

the prince in cinderella is so funny and, frankly, stannable. NO screen time. his father has more character development than him. the duke has more character development than him. so does bruno lucifer and alllllll of the mice. he’s in love at first sight but DOESNT REMEMBER ANY DETAILS ON WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE. he HAS a foot fetish. he didn’t even THINK to ask cinderella what her name was. and he himself has no name

[catboy-jim]