It’s a skimpy little thing, red and unrealistic and meant to show off her body. She loves it as soon as she sees it for far too many reasons. The first and most important being that she is a big fan of wearing as little clothes as possible, and on Halloween especially it’s socially acceptable to basically be half naked. She could’ve gone with something more original, but a sexy nurse is comical for far too many reasons in her life. Her date, a guy from work who asked her out but she previously denied, is dressed as a doctor, and she can’t help but think that her favorite actual doctor looks much better in his scrubs. She loves a good haunting story, and even more horror films are her version of xanax, so she’s thrilled to be spending her Halloween in a haunted house getting drunk and exploring. So she shows up in a skimpy nurse outfit, arm in arm with someone she’s probably never going to sleep with. already a little tipsy on the three glasses of wine she’s consumed before she got here. Still, she heads straight for the bar, orders a themed cocktail that’s black and swirling with edible glitter. “Okay, who’s going ghost hunting with me? A bitch needs to be spooked.”