The O is Silent Asshole!

Tries to wipe the 'care' off his face.

Ends up with resting-bitchface instead

#moxxietude #lmao he's just making it worse

"Y'know. bein' so pissy about how adorable I am ain't makin' you look any cuter."

Moxxie was cutting into his piece and tried not to watch for Blitz's reaction.

Not too eager, don't be too eager for a reaction. Give him some space.

But when he saw that Blitz did actually like it, his tail curled in, satisfied and he smiled, like a cat having its back scratched just right.

"Thanks, Blitz." he replied simply. "I'll remember you liked the recipe."

#moxxietude #cheese would work better tbh

"You'll 'remember' I liked it? That's a little weird, Moxx." Blitz teased, pointing his fork in the other imp's direction. "You plan on makin' more apology cakes in the future? 'Cause I gotta say, the more cake you load me up with, the less it's gonna do to make me feel 'forgiving'."

Fizz smirked as he threw some popcorn at Blitz. "Yeah you're pretty much a pop-in pop-out jerk Blitzo." Fizz said as he handed Blitz another beer.

"What can I say? I'm a busy demon."

#tigertoramaru #toranoya #ic

band-of-demons

She nodded, almost shyly. If she was going to share anything about her time before the pound-- because that's what it was, it could hardly be called an orphanage-- then it would have to be Blitz. He was the one who rescued her and believed in her. And even now stuck by her even when she was at her worst.

Loona scuffed at the idea of protecting the asshole who had called her names.

"What? Pft! Naw! I just don't want you wasting your time! You work too hard to spend your free time chasing some loser neckbeard, is all."

She wasn't a good person! Like she cared about people. That was RICH!

She smiled despite herself, hearing he'd have trouble working his phone. "Dad, really? Do you need help finding it. I can show you how. Just ask."

She knew new phone tech was confusing for some folks. She was only good at it because she practically lived on tech.

#bandofdemons #lmao she’s not fooling him

"I can do it, I just gotta figure out where Moxxie put that shit when he set it up on my phone...." Blitz muttered as he began searching through his apps. In all honesty, he hadn't been paying attention when Moxxie had given him the rundown of how to use the app and search through the camera footage, tuning him out like he so often did when the smaller imp got into one of his long winded explanations.

"Uh..... do you remember which little guy here it is?" He eventually conceded, holding the phone out to Loona with his home screen open to all of his apps.

Well, he was close! And Moxxie would feel bad if he told him exactly what it was. Though, he felt guilty not throwing him a bone too. "Something like that. You can't wait just a little while, Blitz?" he pouted. "I promise you'll like it."

#moxxietude #he didn’t get to be a kid when he was a kid so he’s making up for it now lmao #I’m sure Moxxie can relate to that feeling 💀#also at the very least he's giving him ideas for next Sinsmas lol

"Something like that? So it is some sort'a desk shit." Blitz hummed, staring around at his desk again in deep concentration, completely missing Moxxie's question now that he was deep in this guessing game. "Uh.... a paperweight? Or maybe a new nameplate? Uh..... oh! A laptop case with a horse on it!"

"Yes, but... that's such a hassle. We can't all be acrobatic escape artists like you." Well. Maybe the imps could, but his lanky self?

"You never really did let anything hold you back. It's something I really admire about you... and of course, a gift doesn't mean any less because it's stolen. All that matters is the thought. Actually, I get giddy every time I get dressed these days, knowing you helped me pick out the clothes..." He flushed.

"You don't owe me anything for saving your life. I mean, I would hope we're already past that... and yet, I feel like... Well." He sighed. "I would feel indebted to you even if all I ever got was your smile. Not in a bad way, I just..." It would be so much easier to tell him he loved him at this point, but he'd rather not. There had to be other ways.

"I want to make you as happy as you make me. That's all."

“Eh, I learned a long time ago not to just roll over and let shit happen to me. It never ends well.” Blitz shrugged. He wasn’t about to elaborate on exactly what he meant by that, Stolas didn’t need to know the ins and outs of his fucked up life just yet— ……or ever, probably— but the implication was probably enough. It should be enough for anyone who happened to be paying any attention to what was going on in their world.

“Stols, there’s no way I’m ever gonna feel like I don’t owe you for what you did, but I’m not sayin’ this because’a that, y’know? I’m saying it ‘cause….” He paused, unsure how to finish. “‘Cause I want you to be happy too. And I want this to work, or whatever.”

#stolastar

"Pfft."

The sound of a tea kettle going off in the distance.

He's so much cuter than Blitz.

"Like I care."

#ooc #also I found the blitz and stolas youtooz plushes in tokyo and impulse purchased them lmao #they were like 6000 yen each totally overpriced #but I probably wouldn't have bought either if I didn't see them in store anyway soooo ??? not a bad souvenir I guess lmao #I brought so much stuff back with me my credit card wasn't thrilled lol but overall it was much cheaper than shopping around here at least

"You care so much. It's written all over your face, bitch."

#moxxietude #lmao

//I feel like I mostly just appear to randomly let blitz be the little gremlin he is on main and then disappear again just as suddenly lol but ! I'm back from Japan and acclimated back to the correct time zone and feeling like doing some writing tonight so let's see what happens

@boszbichblitzo

"DID YOU SAY--???"

"The algorithm is the OPPOSITE of TASTE!!"

Takes over the whiteboard to explain why this is.

#moxxietude #all according to plan

"Hm.... sounds like someone's just jealous he's not as cute as he thought."

Makes out w him X rated style-

Bends him over the desk X rated style.

#stolastar #sorry I was at the gym and then getting sushi lmao

How adorable are you?

Moxxie is 45% adorable. Quite adorable and snuggly.

"....oh. that's it?"

tagged by: @ahelluvahigh

tagging: mmmmaybe @ladiesofhell @doublejango @remnantsouls @blitzbuckz @strikers-saloon anyone else who wants to !!!

#moxxietude #ic #im sorry lmao

“Ha. Loser.”

//rising from the dead to ask if it's just me who literally can't scroll my dash on browser or is anyone else having this issue too? this site has been unusable for months and it really killed my drive to try to be here and write/post art and stuff 💀

side note: I'm flying to japan in like 2.5 weeks, so activity is either gonna go up but at weird times or it'll continue to be nonexistent while I'm on vacation, but if anyone who's currently waiting on replies from me wants my discord to continue things over there, feel free to DM me, I'm generally faster there 😅

#ooc #I might try to pick at replies tonight but I probably won't post any until they're all done #just to make things a little less overwhelming for me #also I'm sorry for disappearing #it's not entirely bc I can't even use my dash but it's mostly bc of that #I've also just been very busy in general and playing video games at night has sounded a lot more fun than being on a computer after work

"You know I'd love to absolutely spoil you were I to still have the means- not that that'd ever stopped you. I mean, what do you even get for the man who already has every horse related paraphernalia known to the world?" Perhaps an actual horse? If he'd still have the funds for it, it wouldn't even be a question, really.

"One day you'll let me care about you as much as I want, and we'll celebrate all kinds of holidays together. Even... I could try to enjoy Sinsmas, next time." Even if being around wrathians at such a time was mildly terrifying. He could appreciate violence! But there was a line.

#stolastar #what happens when 2 caretaker types who need to feel needed to feel loved get in a relationship together?#idk but I think we're gonna find out lmao

"Eh, bein' broke doesn't really mean much when it comes to shit like shopping. If you don't got the money, you can always just steal the shit you want, like I showed you." Blitz shrugged and sat back in his seat, propping his feet up on his desk. "And I don't really need spoiling, I'm not used to people giving me shit or doin' anything for me." He paused, looking Stolas over again and considering the last part of his statement, it sounded more like a request than the owl just thinking out loud. "But uh..... I mean, if that's something you like doing..... I guess I could get used to it, or whatever."

"Both?" He laughed. "I suppose there's nothing to leave to the imagination when you've seen me so many times. I think I would struggle with the tying, now that I can't use magic to assist... but I'm sure I can manage." Probably!

#stolastar #if you saw me double post this no you didn't lmao #my browser freaked out and cut all of the previous replies instead of just the 2 I wanted to cut haha

"Oh, yeah.... I guess I could always tie you up with the ribbon I unwrapped you from....." Blitz mused, eyes still raking over the owl's form as he considered the proposition. "Hm.... we probably can't actually do anything though, can we? I mean, not unless Loony goes out or something...."

"Well. It would have to be a rather large and sturdy ribbon. And then, I wonder if you'd prefer me to be tied in an erotic manner or if you'd prefer to slowly unwrap me..."