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ok so i thought of something earlier today. so you know how theres that part near the end of homestuck where jasprosepsrite is going on a date with nepetasprite and then davepeta gets created and jasprose is sad about this because she cant date nepeta anymore?
well, the version of dave that became davesprite and eventually davepeta is the dave from the doomed timeline back in act 4. and since jasprose is an ultimate self she would also have the memories of the rose from that timeline. that was the timeline where terezi got june killed and jade couldn't enter the game, thus trapping rose and dave alone together for 4 months before dave decided to travel back and become davesprite. as confirmed by hussie's commentary (on page 1643), something romantic did happen between them.
so yeah, i just thought that it was funny that these are the versions of dave and rose who were like. actually dating
and thats all that this post was going to be but then i decided to reread the section of hs where davepeta gets created to make sure i wasnt missing anything and
i dont think they care?????? that theyre related???? maybe the only reason jasprose didnt want to date them is that shes a lesbian? well of course we all know dave is transfem. like with tons of canon evidence and everything.... if only jasprose could have figured it out.....
i have no idea how to end this post
please mr strider. be more cognizant of where you put your yaoi hands
so ive done a thing
Dersecest Time Travel Rape ??👀 👀
This fic takes place on the Meteor, he's stuck with a bunch of randos and his sister during the horniest years of his life. What could go wrong? Dave figures out that he can use his time powers to his advantage, he's going to confess his feelings to Rose and if things go sideways he can always turn back time and pretend that nothing happened. He kind of shoots himself in the foot with the way he goes about it, so it's no wonder that Rose doesn't react well... Dave gets his dick wet anyway. :]
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If this was a bad idea you would stop yourself, right? You wait for a moment but no future Dave appears. That probably means you had your fun and got away with it. Everything you know about Time is just encouraging you to do it, all those infinite doomed timelines already exist and will eventually fizzle out either way. You'll just have a little "visit". Getting to fuck Rose is clearly predestined, but is there any way you could do so without dooming the timeline? You're a joke and the punchline is "don't have sex with your sister".
So here you are, leaning against the wall outside the common room, psyching yourself up to do the unthinkable. Your plan is fast in motion and now the only thing left is to get Rose where you want her, preferably without anyone else seeing you two. You can wait if you have to, you'll pull the anguished poet routine and work on your shitty raps that just never seem to go anywhere these days. After all, you have nothing but time.
To your relief the common room is empty, aside from her. God, just the sight of Rose makes your heart do a sick kickflip off your sternum. She's reading on the couch, leaning all prim and proper against the armrest like a Victorian lady on a divan in her drawing room, legs partly tucked under herself. Her hip juts out invitingly and the slit in her dress falls open just a bit more than it does when she's standing. Her thigh is on full display, if only you could... You shake your head and reign in your lecherous gaze, the god-tier pyjama pants are woefully unforgiving when it comes to hiding sausages. She's just so fucking pretty you can't help yourself. That's unrestrained hormones for you, baby. You stuff your sweating hands in your pockets and try to act natural. When you get close enough you stop and clear your throat.
"Hey, Rose, you busy?"
Rose doesn't even look up from her book. "As you can clearly observe, my schedule is absolutely packed and I'm late for every single one of my appointments," she says, turning the page.
"Ok, cool, anyway I've got something I wanna talk about." You think for a second and clarify. "Like feelings jam kinda stuff."
Rose perks up right away, she really can't resist picking apart your brain. She slides the bookmark in and puts her book down. It's one of Karkat's mind-bogglingly complicated and sappy romance epics which Rose claims to read for the culture, but you're sure she just secretly digs romantic trash literature. "Oh would you look at that, I think one of the appointments was booked just for you," she smirks. "What pile shall we utilize today?"
"I was thinking of something a bit more private this time, Dr. Lalonde. No offense to the smuppets," you shrug.
"Shall I take it that you'd rather take this session to a blanket fort in your room then?"
Sex in a blanket fort doesn't sound bad at all, kinda romantic actually, but your room is too close to the living spaces if and when things go south. Can't have Kanaya cruelly separating you from Strider Jr. just yet, even if that guy keeps misbehaving lately.
"A tempting suggestion, however: nah. I've got a real sicknasty jam grove in mind."
Rose raises her eyebrows, visibly intrigued. She gets up on her feet as easily and fluidly as a cat would. "Very well, lead the way."
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I think I need to let you peep more of world's saddest little amateur ambush predator in action... 😌
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Her head snaps in the direction of the sound. "...do we really need to lock the door?" She asks with a slightly concerned edge to her voice.
great daverose&dirkroxy art
■DaveRose ■DirkRoxy ■もう終わってもやっぱりホームスタック好き
I love this them.
L I T T L E T A L K S - O F M O N S T E R S A N D M E N
I love this daverose art.
daverose 2021 (beta & alpha)
It's just me, and you. "falling from the night sky" by joy harjo audio from: the sadness & the moonlight art & edit by me
im all talk with a thorn in my side ive got a real big heart that im willing to hide you ask me what i want from life i said to make a lot of money and feel dead inside
friend showed me an editor. pretty sweet
here is the homestuck pilot daverose clip, please enjoy
YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I GOT ON THE LOG-IN SCREEN
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