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Unusual Asks
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? nope, i don’t stream my music
is your room messy or clean? very clean
what color are your eyes? blue
do you like your name? why? ehh it goes alright. i disliked being associated with lisa simpson when i was young, but i like having the same first two names as lisa marie origliasso. i dislike that you can’t really abbreviate it well (i used lisz for a while, pronounced as lisa without the a). i like that its quite uncommon, at least where i live. at the end of the day, its just a name
what is your relationship status? currently single, and intend on remaining single unless i meet someone who really blows me away
describe your personality in 3 words or less? bitch, hoe, cruel
what color hair do you have? currently brown
what kind of car do you drive? color? corolla, blue
where do you shop? fucking nowhere, thanks corona. otherwise, i like thrift shops sometimes, cheap stores. i find that the older i get, the less i care, and the more i just wear things that are comfortable
how would you describe your style? lazy dominatrix
favorite social media account? tough one, because i hate social media, but i truly miss old tumblr and would pick that, but now... does reddit count? or kik?
what size bed do you have? queen double for a queen
any siblings? two, but one doesn’t exist sometimes
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? honestly pretty content with where i am now, but if i had to go somewhere else, probably iceland
favorite snapchat filter? i dont have snapchat. that said, i pick anything that isn’t that fucking dog filter
favorite makeup brand(s)? i rarely use makeup any more, but rimmel has been a staple through most of my life and phases
how many times a week do you shower? who even knows any more, time isn’t real. i like to shower at least 3 times a week, any less and i feel yuck. its always a battle because i hate showering, uses so many spoons.
favorite tv show? probably altered carbon
shoe size? 6 or 7 usually, depending on brand and style
how tall are you? not very, iirc about 160ish, but i genuinely don’t remember
sandals or sneakers? sneakers
do you go to the gym? haha, i have a tumultuous relationship with gyms. i recently have been recovering from surgery, but before that i was working out at home, and will continue to do so once i fully recover
describe your dream date? go for coffee in the afternoon, lose track of time in deep conversation, get a late dinner, go to leave but get carried away with the goodnight kiss. - a first date, of course
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? 0, i don’t carry cash
what color socks are you wearing? white, and yes i had to look
how many pillows do you sleep with? two; one for my head, and one for making me feel lonely, or for my guest if i have someone over.
do you have a job? what do you do? nope, havent had a job for more than a week since... 2012 or 2013 i forget now. i was a waitress and barista for a while, before mental health removed me from the work force, and then i started studying. i am very close to actually accomplishing something meaningful - almost have my bachelors degree :)
how many friends do you have? interesting question, constantly fluctuating. friends that i truly couldn’t live without, i would say probably 3
whats the worst thing you have ever done? that’s a pretty subjective question. legally, stabbing someone was the most problematic for me. i was once in negotiations to profit over a snuff film, but ended up deciding the risk wasn’t worth it, but the fact that i was seriously considering it is probably pretty bad. i also once double parked. now that i think about it, i do have a pretty colourful history of violence without consequence. i once sent pictures of me self-harming to an ex-best-friend telling them that they were the reason i was doing it, most of the people who knew about that thought it was one of my worst moments. lets just wrap it up by saying that i’m not a great person.
whats your favorite candle scent? i have genuinely never liked a candle scent enough to buy one or light one, so idk what you want from me here. i guess in theory there are fragrances i would enjoy, but its hard to say for sure.
3 favorite boy names? Dean, Cameron, Nick
3 favorite girl names? Violet, Beth, April
favorite actor? Dwayne Johnson
favorite actress? Anya Taylor-Joy
who is your celebrity crush? tough choice given how many i have. right now im gonna say its a draw between my two favourite egirls, emma langevin and avivasofia
favorite movie? stuck in love
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? no i stopped reading for leisure like 10 years ago, but i’m currently trying to get back into it. favourite is ender’s game.
money or brains? that’s a pretty vague question, but i’m gonna guess it means would i prefer a partner with money or brains, to which i say fuck your monogamous heteronormativity, i’d like all my partners to have both.
do you have a nickname? what is it? no, not really. used to be lisz, and i tend to use lisaloveheart for account names, but everyone i know just calls me lisa.
how many times have you been to the hospital? unsure, but more than a dozen. i have quite the history of medical problems.
top 10 favorite songs? are you fucking kidding me what kinda bullshit question is this. i can’t decide between cigarette kiss and chemicals, so you get 11. if you even reading this, go listen to all 11 and lemme know if you liked any. another you another way - against the current blackwind - drown in sulpher chemicals - stand atlantic cigarette kiss - stand atlantic composure - august burns red eastside - crashing atlas ebb and flow - misery signals entities - job for a cowboy forever - story of hope safe & sound - tonight alive windrunner - rose
do you take any medications daily? far too many. least favourite is quetiapine.
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) dry when its being problematic. there is not enough moisturizer in the world for this scaly bitch.
what is your biggest fear? regression
how many kids do you want? zero, pls and thx.
whats your go to hair style? usually swapping between front or side fringe and not much past shoulder length. often doing weird things though.
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) currently pretty average, have in the past lived in a range from luxurious mansion to single bedroom apartment.
who is your role model? i don’t have one. maybe that’s what’s wrong in my life.
what was the last compliment you received? that a friend misses the taste of my pussy
what was the last text you sent? ‘that would be so perfect’ about snuggling and watching tv in bed
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? maybe 5 or 6
what is your dream car? focus rs would be neat
opinion on smoking? been there, done that, dealt with that, hate it, wish it wasn’t a thing, wish i didn’t miss it
do you go to college? yep, almost done
what is your dream job? novelist
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? suburbs, i fucking hate rural areas. enjoyed when i lived in the cbd.
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? yeah sometimes, the tiny bottles are so cute.
do you have freckles? yeah but they’re quite faint
do you smile for pictures? i try sometimes
how many pictures do you have on your phone? about 4500. none are of me.
have you ever peed in the woods? yes, i have been camping.
do you still watch cartoons? no, i rarely ever watch tv any more unless im snuggling with a person who watches tv
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? wendy’s basically doesn’t exist here, so i’ll go with maccas
Favorite dipping sauce? whatever the most spicy thing available is
what do you wear to bed? big shirt and panties generally, infrequent variation
have you ever won a spelling bee? hard to win if you don’t compete
what are your hobbies? mostly gaming, writing, and watching videos on youtube/tiktok. i am pretty good at wasting time.
can you draw? my drawing skills cut off sharply once i move beyond stick figures
do you play an instrument? i once played trumpet and saxophone. alas, no more.
what was the last concert you saw? last intentional concert was august burns red, northlane, architects, house vs hurricane. long time ago.
tea or coffee? coffee 100%
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? we only have starbucks from those options, and they had all my dollars when i lived in the cbd
do you want to get married? not really, no. i might make an exception if meet someone exceptional
what is your crush’s first and last initial? hey middle school called, they want their ‘subtle’ questions back
are you going to change your last name when you get married? not likely, but we’ll see what happens.
what color looks best on you? imo black looks best on me because of my ghastly complexion
do you miss anyone right now? a few people, not happy about it
do you sleep with your door open or closed? always closed, wtf
do you believe in ghosts? no
what is your biggest pet peeve? it tends to revolve around the first few messages from males online
last person you called? i fucking despise phone calls. probably a doctor though.
favorite ice cream flavor? cake batter flavour makes me wet
regular oreos or golden oreos? that’s an unreasonably difficult question, but i’m going to have to go for regular
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? always rainbow
what shirt are you wearing? plain grey v neck, representing lesbian culture
what is your phone background? black background with a red rose and lyrics from roses by against the current ‘I hope that the lipstick I left on your face, stays red like the roses I laid on your grave’
are you outgoing or shy? shy, though there once was a time in my life where i was outgoing
do you like it when people play with your hair? only intimate partners, i hate when anyone else touches it
do you like your neighbors? don’t know them, never talked to them, and that’s how i like it
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? at night, never morning
have you ever been high? yeah a few times before i found out how heavily weed can fuck up people with psychosis
have you ever been drunk? far too many times, had my brush with alcoholism long ago and made it out alive
last thing you ate? donuts, don’t @ me
favorite lyrics right now? ‘You lack in conviction, so suffer in silence, with self medication, and its sour elation’ - sidewinder by stand atlantic
summer or winter? winter 100%
day or night? night 100%
dark, milk, or white chocolate? usually prefer a combination of white and milk
favorite month? this question is stupid, fuck you
what is your zodiac sign? aries, also a stupid question
who was the last person you cried in front of? i’m having trouble recalling the last time i cried in front of someone, but i believe it would be someone who was once a close friend, when i was mourning my cousin Angel
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