Characters Who Fuck

Sourced, accurate, and up-to-date. These fictional characters got it on.

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This blog is on hiatus right now but not forever :)

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I grew up watching Scrat and now he's a dad ❤️🥺❤️

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Scrat confirmed as a character who fucks!

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Characters Who Fuck: Darth Vader

Darth Vader, originally named Anakin Skywalker, was first featured in "The Empire Strikes Back" (1980), where he reveals he fucks, as he is the father of the main character, Luke Skywalker. It is later disclosed in "Return of the Jedi" (1983) that he is also the father of Princess Leia Organa, Luke's twin and briefly lover, so we know that he fucks at least once.

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Characters Who Fuck: Carey Martin

Carey Martin, the mother of Zack and Cody, from the show "The Suite Life of Zack & Cody" and later appearing on the show "The Suite Life on Deck", is the mother to the titular characters, Zack and Cody. Because the siblings are twins, we can only be certain that she canonically fucks once, with her ex-husband and father to the boys, Kurt Martin. We also know that Zack and Cody were born in 1993, meaning the fuck either took place in 1993 or 1992.

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Characters Who Fuck: Lady and Tramp

Lady and Tramp are the two titular characters in the film "Lady and the Tramp" (1955) and later Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure(2001). The two mates fall in love, later having four puppies, Annette, Collette, Danielle, and Scamp. The three daughters resemble Lady, while the boy resembles Tramp, making it very clear that these offspring are the biological children of both Lady and Tramp. Because the puppies are all from the same litter, we only know for sure that the characters fuck once.

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Characters Who Fuck: Sheldon Lee Cooper

Sheldon Cooper, the main protagonist in the show "The Big Bang Theory" and later the prequel "Young Sheldon", famously fucks. In the much anticipated episode "The Opening Night Excitation" (S09E11), Sheldon and his girlfriend, Amy Farrah Fowler, fuck. We know that this is Sheldon's first fuck, as he was previously a virgin. In the episode, he states that he plans to fuck once a year. Although we cannot be sure that he continues with this schedule, we know that he fucks at least once more, as he states in the "Young Sheldon" episode "Graduation" (S4E01) that he has children, one named Leonard Cooper, but the other(s) remain nameless. Because we do not know the children's ages, it is possible that they are twins/triplets/etc. and therefore would only necessitate one fuck. If Sheldon were to maintain his schedule of one fuck per year until the "The Big Bang Theory"'s finale, that would mean he has fucked four times. However we cannot be sure of this and therefore only know that he canonically fucks at least twice.

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Characters Who Fuck: Samwell Tarly

Samwell Tarly, most commonly referred to as Sam, is a character in the book series "A Song of Ice and Fire" and the show "Game of Thrones". Sam is a virgin until he fucks Gilly while mourning the loss of his master, both in the fourth book "A Feast for Crows" (2005) as well as the episode "The Gift" (S5E07).

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Characters Who Fuck: Muscle Man

Muscle Man, also known as Mitch Sorrenstein, from the series "Regular Show", is shown in the epilogue of "A Regular Epic Final Battle, Parts 2 & 3" (S8E27) with six children (seen below) birthed by his significant other, Starla Gutsmandottir-Sorrenstein, also known as Muscle Woman. The children remain nameless. Although five of the children's ages are unclear, the first born is the eldest. If the other five were quintuplets, that would mean Muscle Man fucks at least twice.

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Samwell tarly from the game of thrones series fucks. He has sex after a funeral what a legend (season 5)

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Characters Who Fuck: Shrek

Shrek marries his love interest, Princess Fiona, in the movie "Shrek" (2001), later producing three Ogre triplets, Fergus, Farkle, and Felicia (seen below), first appearing in the movie "Shrek the Third" (2007). These children are clearly biological as they are the same species as their parents and produced through Shrek and Fiona's fucking.

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Characters Who Fuck: Eugene Krabs

Eugene Krabs, most commonly referred to as Mr. Krabs, has a biological daughter, Pearl Krabs. Although it is not disclosed in the series, it is revealed in the book "Spongebob Squarepants Trivia Book" (2002) that Pearl is a whale because she takes after her mother, despite her father being a crab, which confirms in canon that Mr. Krabs fucks.

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Wait! Wait, wait wait. I could have sworn Rodger Bumpass (?) said Pearl's adopted. Maybe she just thinks that Mr Krabs is her biological father.

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Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

At Dragon Con in Atlanta, GA (2016), Lori Alan, the voice of Pearl Krabs, and Rodger Bumpass, the voice of Squidward Tentacles, perform a skit where Squidward asks Pearl if she is adopted. Pearl responds saying that she gets emotional over the topic, possibly implying that she is adopted. Because Alan and Bumpass are not writers or creators for the show, it is debatable whether they can create canon.

However, in the episodes Bossy Boots (S02E01) and Best Frenemies (S04E20), Mr. Krabs refers to Pearl as his own "flesh and blood".

It seems that Mr. Krab's status as a character who fucks is more complicated than we initially thought. We will leave it up to each individual to decide whether they believe Mr. Krabs fucks.

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Characters Who Fuck: Paul Blart

Paul Blart, originally seen in "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" (2009) and later "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2" (2015), has a daughter, Maya Blart. Although Maya's mother is unknown, we do know that Paul Blart is her biological father and therefore canonically fucks.

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Characters Who Fuck: Eugene Krabs

Eugene Krabs, most commonly referred to as Mr. Krabs, has a biological daughter, Pearl Krabs. Although it is not disclosed in the series, it is revealed in the book "Spongebob Squarepants Trivia Book" (2002) that Pearl is a whale because she takes after her mother, despite her father being a crab, which confirms in canon that Mr. Krabs fucks.

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Characters Who Fuck: Jake the Dog

Jake has five children first appearing in the episode "Jake the Dad" (S5E06), Charlie, Viola, and Jake Jr., as well as two sons, T.V. and Kim Lil Whan. The children have features belonging both to Jake and his girlfriend, Lady Rainicorn. It is clear that Jake did fuck with his girlfriend to produce these offspring.

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Characters Who Fuck: Truman Burbank

Truman Burbank, as seen in the film "The Truman Show" (1998) fucks. Truman fucks his wife, Hannah Gill, pseudonym Meryl Burbank, while being featured on the titular in-universe show, The Truman Show. In this movie, one of The Truman Show’s dedicated viewers explains to us, the audience, that “they never show anything” but confirms that Truman does indeed have sex with his wife, the viewers just never gets to see it as the camera pans away to something else in the room while gentle music plays during these most intimate of moments.

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Characters Who Fuck: Goofy

Goofy has a son, Maximilian "Max" Goof, first seen in the short "Fathers Are People" (1951). Although we do not know who Max's mother is, we can surmise that Goofy has indeed canonically fucked.

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Characters Who Fuck: Porky Pig

Porky Pig has two children, Priscilla, his youngest, seen in the film "Bah, Humduck! A Looney Tunes Christmas" (2006) as well as Peta Pig, seen in the short "My Generation G...G... Gap" (2004). We can assume that these are both offspring of Petunia Pig, Porky Pig's significant other, however it is not stated in canon. We can only be sure that Porky Pig himself has canonically fucked.