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She/Her | 20 | Still a lover of a lot of things involving YouTube | P.S. I have a Wattpad account. I mean, there's not much on it, but I plan on putting more stuff on it. (@BS_Moore) - Yeah, it's been a good few years and I still haven't put anything up there oops

[bottlecappapsmear]

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[bottlecappapsmear]

What if knees were slinkys

[bottlecappapsmear]

Okay but what if knees where slinkeys

[no-chill-at-all]

[srry-m0m]

this is cute as HELL

[kikimora-apologist]

Same energy

[bottlecappapsmear]

W

[bottlecappapsmear]

What if knees were slinkys

[bottlecappapsmear]

W

[respectthefemalebody]

If a man says he’s going to hurt himself unless you do what he says, let him. You aren’t responsible for his actions. You are not guilty for what he does to himself, you don’t owe him, you are not his thing to control, you don’t exist to serve him, you are allowed to go on living your life.

[antiporn-activist]

well, you could give him the suicide hotline and go.

[lightanddarkkh]

Also you could baker act him. If he says hes gonna kill himself if you break up with him. Break up with him and call 911 saying you suspect this person at this address is going to kill themselves. Like chances are they are lying and trying to manipulate you but if you are scared and think you might feel guilty, you can do that.

Don’t stay woth anyone that pulls that shit. Drop em.

[askagenderfluidandgenderflux]

Dropping this here because abuse isn’t limited to straight people.

[stegosoreus]

goes for anyone of any gender

[kyraneko]

People who hold themselves hostage do not get to be treated only as the hostage. They are the hostage-taker as well, and they are trying for a second hostage.

Also, the ideal wording for a 911 call after someone has threatened to kill themselves is that the person themselves has announced their intention to kill themselves, or said they were going to kill themselves, something like that. “I suspect that they’re going to kill themself” is subjective and vague; “they have said that they are going to kill themself” is a factual statement that communicates useful information about their stated intentions, and if there’s any suspicion that the person is being dishonest about those intentions as a manipulation tactic, it preserves, documents, and centers their dishonesty and releases you from the responsibility for sorting out the person’s true intentions.

Somebody threatening suicide or self-harm as a means of control is trying really hard to be your problem. Yours specifically. Punting that problem to the emergency services and medical system that is trained and equipped to deal with such problems is not only the proper thing to do, but makes it clear that you aren’t about to be guilted into assuming any responsibility that person wants to dump on you.

[jenniferrpovey]

As a note, this is not limited to romantic relationships. Suicide threats are very common in toxic friendships.

The response should be the same, but I just wanted to point out it’s not limited to intimate partners.

[gritsinmisery]

Not just toxic romantic and friendly relationships. Parents, siblings, anybody who pulls this act. Do not be held hostage by blood relationships, either.

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.

BUT

The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.

There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?

To watch Manny.

To make sure he stays contained.

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

HOW COULD I FORGET TO INTRODUCE YALL TO JENNA

SHE PROTECTS THE STORAGE ROOM

[doyouhearthunder]

Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?

[valtsv]

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[valtsv]

theres literally no possible response i can make to this where i come out a winner. ive actually never been owned this hard before. i think i legally owe you money now.

[chrishallbeck]

Parenting.

hallbeck.com

[sushinfood]

THANK YOU

[bentheechidna]

I love this one personally.

[courtenaybird]

[lizznotliz]

I wish I’d known this in undergrad.

[killsmedead]

Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.

[stucky-ficrecs]

Also helpful for that fic you read on that one site that time.

[frawgs]

do i just want dick or do i want love

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

U can have both!

[frawgs]

are u fr?

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

bööls of wa’ah

[pewdiepieburglar]

When Dracula resurrects again and it hasn’t even been 100 years

[kwp]

child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*

parent: gotta insult it

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[hart-of-the-grove-deactivated20]

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”

[catchymemes]

Terrible maps

[victorious]

My typical school day

[ifbuteverythought]

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

[viciere]

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

[ze-pie]

DSBKGFSBKRJSEKGFBAKESDHCGFASJHYEFJGDE

[pearl-likes-pi]

I DONT WANT IT