Autumn's Leaves

She | 33 | Bi | Ace | New York. Artist, writer, amiable rapscallion. [Opens trenchcoat] "Hey kid, you wanna check out some sideblogs?" Les Mis: @le-loup-et-lion Aubrey-Maturin: @take-her-a-prize Pokemon: @lavender-laverre D&D: @barrows-and-blink-dogs Writing Tips: @quillcraft Art Tips: @createstation Classical Paintings: @easel-aesthetic Winter Aesthetic: @silent-snowy-evenings Spring Aesthetic: @hyacinths-&-honeybees Summer Aesthetic: @sun-kissed-peach Autumn Aesthetic: @crisp-autumnal-air

[teratomat]

[aropride]

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

[aropride]

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

[bob-belcher]

Bob’s Burgers, Crows Encounters of the Bird Kind (S13E17)

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[godlessondheimite]

whenever i see someone lambast a piece of media for portraying a character getting away with bad behavior instead of getting narratively punished, i have to laugh because that’s literally the hays code. it’s not hays-code-esque or hays-code-coded, it’s just straight up the hays code.

[txttletale]

it is beyond cruel that venezuela is now a US colony for all intents and purposes and the US still continues to wield sanctions against it to the detriment of the nation's poorest and most desperate people even in the aftermath of an earthquake that's killed thousands

[lipstickchainsaw]

This is a government that considers its ability to inflict pain the ultimate sign of its dominance, and this is unfortunately right in line with those fucked up priorities.

[txttletale]

it is beyond cruel that venezuela is now a US colony for all intents and purposes and the US still continues to wield sanctions against it to the detriment of the nation's poorest and most desperate people even in the aftermath of an earthquake that's killed thousands

[lipstickchainsaw]

This is a government that considers its ability to inflict pain the ultimate sign of its dominance, and this is unfortunately right in line with those fucked up priorities.

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[byjove]

if you adopt two dogs who are littermates, they will team up on you to undermine your authority. if you adopt two cats that are littermates, they will constantly try to narc on each other to you

[spiderace]

I have two cats that are littermates. This is true

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[aqwult]

[argumate]

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[ostensible-adult]

@ominous-signs I feel like this sign would be more accurate if it said "AREA WILL BE KEPT CLEAR"

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I love very specific cakes

[easily-evi]

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

[sweaterkittensahoy]

A companion:

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse