Hi im ponco
im a 20yr old lesbian & i use he/him.
terfs & proship please do not interact
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@bottlemandx
Hi im ponco
im a 20yr old lesbian & i use he/him.
terfs & proship please do not interact
Noisy Garden
Vellさんの『Noisy Garden』MVイラスト&タイトルロゴを担当いたしました!
ファンタズマ
sasakure.UKさんの『ファンタズマ』MV用イラストを担当しました!
good ice breaker questions for a first date
do you conceptualize yourself as your whole body, or just your mind? or do you think of yourself as an external being removed from the physical?
if you are an external being, is "your" body an anchor, or a puppet?
if you were an arthropod, which would you wanna be?
cannot think of how i could have phrased these questions more clearly and still i got many on here misunderstanding them. "i am my body and my mind" youre conceptualizing yourself as your entire body "my body isnt an anchor or a puppet because its me" that questions not for you man skip it. and youre all picking lame arthropods as well i would be an antlion and id eat your ass easy
Have you ever put ice cubes on your shoes? It would change your life!
watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
may be important to note that she also asked jokingly if the tennis scene served as an inspiration for Challengers (2024). this woman is tapped into modes of fujoshism i didnt even know were possible
OP’s mom is the Ramanujan of yaoi: with no training, she just bypasses the material plane and sees directly into the Platonic realm of forms.
i meant to schedule that for tomorrow. ok. sure
award for most neurotic 13 year old goes to...!!!!
(LOW-EFFORT FUNNIES UNDER CUT)
i need to spend posting energy here too instead of twitter. hi
recently ive been kind of obnoxious about ave mujica & mygo. parasite in my brain. if any of you happen to have any interest it is so worth it pleaseee check them out
i need to spend posting energy here too instead of twitter. hi
Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
she took my scarab in the divorce
do you think people who are into reylo wanted fiona to go through with the wedding to lord farquaad
no, you know what fuck this. fuck you. we need to talk about the FEAR in max's eyes here. Like all he wanted was to be loved by someone. by ANYONE. And to be a fair and decent leader. like wow Shrek and dreamworks i expected better from you than a message about how abuse victims ultimately deserve to be eaten by a big dragon. i suppose you think that's feminist because she's a girl dragon. what about fiona's sexual empowerment? Fuck this. max deserved better. i've had it with this franchise. whatever at least we have fanfic. new chapter of my farqiona kinktober entry will be up on friday
So I’m in the garderobe at the ye olde market wherein I toil wiping my hands minding my own business, and I notice this maiden scowling at me. Note I’m wearing my hair in a medieval pageboy style and have a 'seize the ogre' tunic on. So I’m like
“make thy quarrel known wench”
And she just says
“Are you a fucking farqiona?”
and she started screaming like some wilde beaft at me so I was like 'stay thy tongue!' and her mother runs in and says 'verily let it be known the lord farquaad and the princess are to be wed!' and had.her thrown in the stocks for all of duloc to see her shame. And bought for me a whole suckling pig to apologise. a like, most merry day indeed
ioriku ponies :)