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[sammikovland]

sammisafetypin -> sammikovland

my names still sammi safetypin but we’re SLIGHTLY REBRANDING BABY !!

🐛 sammi / gabriel / clover , pi/pika they/them , 24

🦇 aroallo PLURgender sparklerabbit (but perhaps also a weasel?) with a big weapon and a pervasive love for horror , gore , and making your favorite characterz furriez

🌈 i post whatever i want , im currently hyperfixated on camp here and there , and have a persistent special interest in pokemon , warrior cats , when they cry , and scene/emo culture

💛 i am a scene kid until i die and i type liek dis bc it gives me that sweet sweet autism euphoria . i will obviously tone it down for serious convo but if it consistently botherz you probs don’t follow me :P

🚪 I LOVE MICHAELSASHA (RIPS MY SHIRT OFF) I AM PERFORMING IN TEH MICHAELSASHA OLYMPICS

🎀 my favorite character EVER is erika furudo and i will lay down my life defending her . she should get to kill all those people bc she’s sooooo cute 💛💛💛

🐶 follow my qpp @agentlove teh craziest idog to ever tell you about teh cola warz

🪓 xenogender & proud (PLURgender, bunnygender, pikagender, axegender, hellbunnygender)

🪱 READ HIGURASHI NO NAKU KORO NI

👁️ more misc info on my carrd including a blacklist if we’re mutualz (do not condescend me for using a public blacklist, i have been on tumblr since 2013)

🐇 KIN BLOG: @zemlyasannikova

🦴 ART BLOG: @themkittybones

🎨 my commissions are OPEN ! :-) ask/dm if interested

(gore & insect/worm horror in second image, images 1 & 3 are safe besides blood and mild body horror)

🌈 OKAY LETZ FROLIC THROUGH TEH FIELDZ TOGETHER WHEEEEE 🐎🐎🐎

[girlslashers]

having fun

[sammikovland]

AUGUST COMMISSIONS SALE: OPEN 🐛

$25 for 1 character, $30 for 2!

$35 base for charcoal

$20 for HTF style

I love doing horror, blood, and gore!

payment through Venmo

sale remains open until August 25 :] dm me to get in touch!

[junkworldusa]

[mx-princey]

Fuck amatonormativity. Be your own dead wife

[darklarries]

HOW!!!??? DO PEOPLE???!!!!? DISLIKE!!!!! WOLVES?????????

[twinpoetry]

Well my best friend had a boyfriend in high school who manipulated her and another friend into joining a cult based on the idea that they were all a part of a wolf pack in a past life. So none of us are the biggest fans of wolves anymore. @cutecreative @mypetdragonseyebrow

[darklarries]

this is about a one direction song but sorry about your friend

[lazyleafeon]

[image description: a digital drawing of an anthro binturong and anthro jellyfish wearing winter clothes, having a conversation. it looks like it was painted with watercolor. the jellyfish floats in the air as if they're a ghost, and is trailed by a bunch of tendrils. End ID]

looks like it might snow

[capacity2]

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

[la-vie-en-lys]

If you say "hi" and that's it you sound like you don't give a shit. Why would I want to talk to someone who won't even introduce themselves properly? Make an effort or suffer your loneliness epidemic.

[capacity2]

You people are crazy . You’re just crazy. This isn’t a normal world anymore

[auttumnleafs]

It's poor netiquette. If someone sent you a letter in the mailbox that just said "hi" would that not drive you insane?

[capacity2]

I would send hello ^.^ back ….. and feel warm inside

[haleyhalcyon]

I would tear it into pieces with my hands.

Who the fuck are you?

Fuck you for the anxiety you gave me from getting a letter from a name and address I don’t recognize.

Fuck you for the time you made me waste having to open that letter.

Fuck you for the complete bullshit feeling of finding out that you literally just wrote “hi” and expected that to communicate anything or resolve anything.

I don’t know your stupid douchebag ass, and I don’t want to. Fuck all the way off.

I’m here all pissed off just from imagining that hypothetical. It’s nothing short of disgusting that SOME shitheads think that this is acceptable behavior.

[iheartgecs]

hi

[sammikovland]

op (of the rant) is receiving asks that say “hi” and tagging them as “online harassment”

[solely-ashes]

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[coffeenonsense]

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

[coffeenonsense]

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

[g1ngerbeer]

computer show me gore of my comfort character

[sevensixone]

@silly-signs

[silly-signs]

Official confusing signl

[dorkhellbside]

cats love sleeping on or next to you and slowly bake you like an oven roast chicken

[keepsie]

OCD? Yeah she O when she C my D

[084392]

starting a collection

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts