harder and faster, nightmare disaster

bring back the camouflage star wars shirt. I follow from engelsca-main

[mythicasualty]

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[hopingforhappyescapes]

This moment lives rent free in my mind.

[becausethathappens]

if you ever get an unwanted erection, think about richard nixon.

[sjwromanroy]

@theredquilt cannot stop thinking about these tags bestie

[proudmythicalbeast]

Jeezus I forgot that the masturbation chart was real

[apparentlynotreallyfinnish]

w h y

[half-of-something]

for intricate rituals

[links-makeout-face-deactivated2]

I’m ok

[peachworthy-deactivated20250702]

Okay. Have you regained consciousness? okay good let’s discuss.

The firm grip on Link’s waist. Stare at it. Drink it in. Good. Notice how Rhett’s fingers are slightly curled, too, for leverage, for remembrance of the way Link feels in his grasp. Next, turn your attention to their legs. Link is slightly bent on his right leg, allowing Rhett to bridge the gap between the two of them. Rhett is positioned slightly lower, while Link’s left leg is bent and stretched back. Perhaps bringing that leg back helps to open up his lower half, which is cradled right against Rhett. Not to mention the fact that Link is jutting his hips, to fully lock in the pose.

In conclusion, holy fucking BALLS is this giving me the impurest thoughts.

[tragica]

Ok ok. The face they figured out the leg thing. They even used it on commercial kings.

[food-in-your-mitch]

I thought I’d seen it all on GMM but today I’m truly at a loss for words

[mythicasualty]

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[jacularmetteld]

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[jacularmetteld]

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[sneakykinkylinky]

⚠️ Rhett’s hands on Link’s waist, hips, small of his back… 

[jacularmetteld]

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[becausethathappens]

@jula483​, your tags:

[food-in-your-mitch]

Whoop! Not all the way!

[jules-myhairgoesup]

Rhett climbing Link's rope?

[mythicasualty]

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[likestrawberrywhine]

hI I’m currently losing it because of this timeline of link feels click below if you also like to suffer:

Keep reading

[likestrawberrywhine]

I honestly think this is one of the most important exchanges I’ve seen between randl maybe ever

link: If I come to grips with my abandonment issues, and there’s an unhealthy level of attachment…to…to you…and I’m maybe just starting to explore that, but there’s definitely, like I would give you power over…over me because I’m like, I just, I have to be, if I have to just attach myself…to you.

rhett can’t even look at link for most of this but when he does there is A LOT going on