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michael, 29, white, they/them

[little-bender-things-blog]

[botw2]

multiple times since going vegetarian my mom has asked “will you eat crab?”

[dogpuppy]

[teathattast]

[incrediblysincere]

no citation but im choosing to believe lenin patronised the worlds first cat cafe

[incrediblysincere]

saying "according to local legend" and "it is said" before making up some absolute bullshit

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[2560x1440]

this tastes like the hamster section of the pet store

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[7dmom]

I come here for sweet digital delights and many of you don't give that to me

[blurryf4ce]

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

[weepingchoir]

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

[dorothylarouge]

[wotsukai]

[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry

[thecryptkeeper]

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything