oh worm?

[deepthroatmom]

[apjvff]

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

[holycheesenrice-blog]

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

[deepthroatmom]

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

[bougiegoblin]

haven’t used tumblr in like 2 years tf??? what’s poppin?

[boyluhluh]

[bekanicolex]

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[pocmemes]

[apeescapefan]

Visit Original Link

[rayvone-deactivated20200430]

[ramiel]

[lifeinpoetry]

I drag my body around lovingly but it still won’t let me go

— Nikki Wallschlaeger, from “This Body Keeps the Keys,” The Breakbeat Poets Vol. 2: Black Girl Magic

[humanloving]

“There is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.”

— Vincent van Gogh (via goodreadss)

[dappermouth]

you are still pure.

[ordurebizarre-deactivated201901]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[spyadults]

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

[a-big-furry-rat]

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

[pancove]

redraw from that one part that was rlly messed up

[mostlyfilth]

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*