Joestars general dick/sex head canons!! Part 1-3
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- MY GOLLY JONATHAN WATCH WHERE YOU SWING THAT THING.
- 10.5 inches and GIRTHY.
- Very well trimmed. But if you ask him, he’ll leave it untrimmed for a while. Whatever you prefer <3
- In the bed, I don’t think he’d be as much as a gentleman he portrays himself to be. When he’s alone with you, he feels more comfortable letting out his more aggressive side by using sex as an outlet for it. Sex with Jonathan leaves you like one of those aliens found in Mexico(iykyk). He takes care of your every need until you gain back your energy. Not that he minds <3
- He’s acts shy about his size during the act despite it all. But he still gets turned on seeing the effect he has on you.
- “Oh no, dear… I really did a number on you.” He says as he massages your feet afterwards with a smile on his face that shows that he’s quite pleased with himself.
- Has a big dick as well but unlike his grandfather, he’s cocky about it. To a very annoying degree. Like, his attitude about his dick would make you think it was the biggest in the world. It’s… irritating.
-“Bigger than you’d thought, huh baby? Are you sure you can take all of it? Hehehe…” shut up bozo.
-8.5 inches(although he rounds it to 9)
-Slightly curves to the left. There’s a birth mark on the tip. Star shaped…
- Decently trimmed down there. But does the bare minimum as he only does it(begrudgingly) because you told him that you were tired of coughing up hairballs.
- He enjoys being rough with you but he prefers slow and sensual sex with you taking the lead and telling him what to do.
- Acts all tough around Caesar and everybody else but when he’s alone with you, he’s just your big baby and likes being taken care of <3
- Whenever he’s top or bottom, he always falls asleep on your chest afterwards. Not the best at aftercare. Not his fault… he’s just stupid and unaware. You’ll either have to remind him to help you out or be the one caring for him.
- I want to write about Joseph having a mommy kink… but alas, I will indulge at a later date. Stay tuned.
- I am so sorry, Jotaro lovers… but I do think Jotaro’s dick is very average- HEAR ME OUT NOW DONT LEAVE YET
- About 6 inches but girthy and veiny.
- I do believe that Jotaro is aloof when it comes to sex but somehow he pleased you so well that he’s permanently ruined other men for you.
- The hat stays on during sex because remy the rat is in there controlling him and telling him what to do
- All of the Joestars are sweet during sex. All in a different way. Jotaro wordlessly adjusts your positions to make sure that you’re comfortable.
- After a particularly hard thrust that leaves your legs trembling and your nails digging into his back, he silently puts your legs onto his shoulders. He tells you that he just wanted a change in position but in reality, he just wanted to put you in a more comfortable position so your legs won’t be sore in the morning <3 how thoughtful of you, joot
- Afterwards he’s laying next to you smoking a cigarette while you’re laying there totally discombobulated with the blood drained from your body lol.
- Kind of clueless when it comes to aftercare but he tries. Doesn’t speak much afterwards but he makes sure he gives you a cold cup of water and carries you to the bathroom afterwards to clean you up. After that, he doesn’t really provide anything else unless you ask him. Sorta bare minimum still but way better than Joseph lol.
If you want more, watch “Which JoJo protagonists are circumcised” by chewiedog1 on YouTube… yes it’s a real video and the creator goes into depth about it. Thanks for reading xoxo