The new patrolman couldn’t believe a stray masked bandit had gotten the best of him! Apparently he hadn’t paid enough attention in the various lessons at the Academy that would have helped him. As silly as he felt being tied up and robbed, he felt even siller that his standard-issue uniform white briefs were about to be exposed to the whole neighborhood! It was only a matter of time before the neighborhood kids started calling him Officer Tightie. He hoped his partner would rescue him before the uniform pants came down….





















