Bourbon for breakfast.

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[zegalba]

Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea

[foreveriallyzombified]

BUG SEX HEADQUARTERS

[rae-conteur]

how DARE you try to leave this in the tags

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[bourbonforbreakfast]

Gemini season

[kosmogrl]

something very nostalgic and peaceful about having your windows open on summer nights

[dsmsix]

OP face reveal

[epilepticsaints]

[radiofreederry]

Elon Musk's X claims it's now a 'video-first platform' as it tries to reverse an advertiser exodus that has cost it billions in value

The claim is a major departure for the service, which has long been known as a destination for posting short snippets of text.

I’m crying they’re literally trying the “pivot to video” shit in 2024

[sanitymakesposts]

Everyone’s being so critical. I, for one, think we should give xvideos a shot.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[memewhore]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fantastic-nonsense]

[itsblueberry13-blog]

#god: rosalynn you've lived such a long and wonderful life#what would you like me to send to your beloved husband to let him know you're being taken care of? a bird? a rainbow? a random sunbeam?#rosalynn: kill henry kissinger. he'll know I asked. :))))

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[nando161mando]

[jestersroute66]

“As you should.” alright dont get sassy with me now

[mothric]

spotify: hey weird al, we super appreciate you recording a video for your top listeners this year. you made us look good right?

weird al: :)

spotify: ...right?

[suigintou]

what if you joined a random public discord server and there was a channel called #get-a-load-of-this-guy and it was just screenshots of your posts and people were doing like complex analysis on them

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[politijohn]

Source

Screaming. The Onion did it again…

[memewhore]

[truestoriesaboutme]

The fucked up thing is that Texas actually looks like this

[theconcealedweapon]

[rubytactician]

How dare you leave this in the tags