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crabmandible

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

crabmandible

OGAHAGSIGf

crabmandible

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

yellowbloods-deactivated2021051

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

cahzery

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

sword-and-nightingale

This is the funniest fucking post on this site.

drchucktingle

ok bud this one seems accurate

#sentient racecar #ham #boobs

wulfhalls

― Jorge Luis Borges

#tenet #just leave me here to die #spoilers #maybe?#idk

roboomic

owls

#the magnus archives #jonathan simms #fanart #<3

glowbat

scribblin as i listen cuz eos10 is givin me them good space boys

#eos 10 #fanart #hit with too many feelings

anothertwistarchive

that tma episode about the true crime club kids all going crazy and murdering each other was such an underrated episode this is literally the funniest opening to a statement ever

#the magnus archives #murder brunch <3

sulietsexual

If Stranger Things Was An 80s Anime

cosmictuesdays

@sidewaystime

#stranger things #gifs

lorelaigilmoure

#stranger things ladies not taking any shit

#stranger things #gifs

incoming-wormhole

Living with anxiety like

#sga #rodney mckay #john sheppard #JOHN AND RODNEY #about me

thedeviljudges

netflix: shout out to all the dogs who make life on set of @strangerthingstv magical #btstuesday

#stranger things #joe keery #dacre montgomery #i just love how unimpressed the dog looks tbh

butchdotgov

Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

crystalandrock

Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.

fiftysevenacademics

Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.

sci-fantasy

Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.

necrofuturism

Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.

mao-tenno

Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this.

i-will-not-be-caged

Millennial Circe screenshots all the lewd messages she gets from men on online dating sites and posts them on her very popular Instagram along with their pictures and usernames. When people accuse her of attempting to destroy their reputations, she insists she’s just revealing them for the pigs they truly are.