Do not question me, foolish mortals.

My spirit guides (obsessive Tumblr user friends) hath led me to this glorious site upon the wondrous interwebs. I reside in the majestic lands of the north (Canada), living amongst the mortals, and have now -after seventeen years of existence- decided to grace the world of tumblr with my presence.. Okay, so le ppl of ze internet call me Reina, I LOVE anime, Vampire Diaries, all dat sexy Marvelness, most books... Feel free to chat me up ;P absolutely NO PORN TO BE FOUND HURR, my innocence has remained somewhat untainted thus far and yes its impossible to remain that way on tumblr but i can try! NOW ENJOY THIS BLOG YOU FOOLISH MORTALS!

[zinnoberos]

Monopoly Championship 1994

(drawn for colourflames)

"You always fight dirty, Damon. Like that time you and Bonnie played monopoly and you stole from the bank. Not cool." 

Kai to Damon - Welcome to Paradise

Have fun tonight!

[stayingdrunk]

Last Time On: The Vampire Diaries

Sherriff Forbes: *almost dies*

Dullena: “Oh, that’s hot! Let’s make out!”

Bonnie: *attempts suicide*

Dullena: “Oh no! Don’t do it Bonnie, we love and care about you!”

Bonnie: *stops*

Dullena: “Oh, that’s hot! Let’s bone!”

[subtubitles]

[golemmanifesto]

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

[hotdiggitydammit-deactivated202]

thank you, history side of tumblr.

[nealdk-blog]

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

[temporalscallywag]

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

Thank you medical side of tumblr

[liloandstitchmovie]

[simplexy]

REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

[bow-foolish-mortals]

My life is me freaking out about all the stuff I want to do but don't really have to do and completely ignoring the things I need to do.

[farnaz]

[i-dont-know-just-stop]

britishstarr:

farnaz:

Can we all appreciate my sisters kindergarten class’ responses to what they thought the sun was made out of

god and jesus

Foam and String

[darnni]

Noah thinks the sun is a government conspiracy

[bow-foolish-mortals]

Noah's going places.

[benmendelson-blog]

[bow-foolish-mortals]

DILF ALERT

[bow-foolish-mortals]

Deleted scenes from the Thor script #42

Loki: I'll have to make some adjustments to my play. Heimdall, I think you should play the role of my father.

Heimdall: I don't want to be your father.

Loki: That's perfect. You already know your lines.

[flameshe]

I wonder how she can laugh so much. She doesn’t have ena anymore. She can’t go back to the sea… so why?

[bow-foolish-mortals]

It's all she can do to keep the pain from consuming her.

[vici0us]

[florel]

this was a childrens show

[vegetarianvelociraptor-blog]

actually this show talked about sex and periods and making out and all that stuff frequently and to this day its like the only accurate portrayal of teenagers ive seen in media so yea 6teen go watch it on netflix

[bow-foolish-mortals]

my childhood, right there.

[dynamiter]

Show me that you’re human,you won’t break,

Cause we’re all broken,we all end up alone

[bow-foolish-mortals]

I cannot repost this fast enough.

[bow-foolish-mortals]

Because who wouldn't want to be a giant vagina monster for Halloween?

[bow-foolish-mortals]

Edit I made to mourn the ending of Kyoukai no Kanata. ='(

[bow-foolish-mortals]

Photo edit by moi~~

[spare-mee]

Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff

[justshannary]

My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk. 

[thecornercoffeeshoppe]

My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2

[love-affair-with-fandoms]

My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits. 

Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.

This could SAVE a life.

dont be embarrassed to reblog, this post could be life saving

[trumpetnista]

Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s.

[xsorrowxlightx]

As a cancer patient myself, who found my own cancer through a supposed LARPing injury last year, i know how scary it is and how important it is to catch it early. Please spread this around!

[the-gladdest-thing]

listen to ur boobs

[yungsadprincexx]

its all in the boobs

[letsdeadlyfart-deactivated20140]

hoW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO REBLOG THIS ! SORRY FOLLOWERS , #sorrynotsorry

[seraj-ade]

Always reblog! 

[purpleguavas-deactivated2014030]

REBLOG,THIS COULD SAVE SOMEBODY!!! DONT BE EMBARRASSED!!!

[mutualize]

my cat literally found my mothers breast cancer. So go get checked if your pets keep touching the same spot with their paw. this is serious

[bow-foolish-mortals]

Boobs aren't always filled with only mens hopes and dreams.

[bow-foolish-mortals]

Now, let me tell you all of the magic that is Usotsuki Lily.

It is a manga about a girl (Hinata) who ends up going out with a boy who can't stop cross-dressing for his life (En). Hilarity ensues and guys are dressing like girls and girls are dressing like guys and there's cuteness and sexiness and yaoi and yuri. Though this manga seems to have everything, surprisingly, the one thing it doesn't have is a fourth wall. 

It's soooo worth the read, SO READ IT.