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my brain

….ow

I love paradoxes

wow, exactly how many loops are in this one? like four?

So he met himself, got himself pregnant, birthed himself and then kidnapped himself and met with himself. Ha.

my braaaaaaain

eVERY CHARACTER IN THIS STORY IS THE SAME DAMN PERSON WOAH

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what I say: I’m fine…

what I mean: why did mike wazowski say ‘you’ve been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal’ to sulley in monsters inc, but they actually met in college at monsters university, which was many years after he claimed it in the first film?

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God is trying to apologize

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“Oh shit, my bad bruh”

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how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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Raise your hand if you started off as an overachiever and now you’re fighting off crippling anxiety and depression as you watch people catch up and surpass you while you watch your own grades slowly slip

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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

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Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

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His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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I totally believe this to be true.

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(photo via rhynoplaz)

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/bangs fists on table/ LU-CI-FER LU-CI-FER LU-CI-FER, LU-CI-FER

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why are we an actual cult

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So ya know how anti-choice trashcans say "what if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a fetus that gets aborted?"

But since fetuses already knowing advanced medical sciences aren’t a thing, I figured I’d provide some more valid alternatives:

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who has a “black sounding” name and gets their school application thrown out?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who accidentally becomes pregnant where abortion is illegal or very difficult to access and they are forced to quit the sciences to raise the child?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a fat person whose credibility in the medical field is destroyed because they are assumed to be “unhealthy” and a hypocrite?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of a person who starves to death?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is murdered by drones or police?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is raped and cannot continue their research due to trauma?

What if the cure for cancer lives in the mind of someone who is killed in a shooting because some below average teen boy couldn’t get laid?

I mean if you wanna talk about real life actual things that prevent scientific advancement look no further than capitalism, misogyny, ableism, racism, violence, oppression. But I guess that doesn’t allow you to control people’s bodies and push your gross agenda.