Why Do I Get Out Of Bed

I'm Aynslie. I'm made of puns and polka dots.

[buffylives]

Isn’t that funny? Two ruthless killers and somebody says “jump” and we just - just jump.

[beardlyguy]

[federalplayboy-deactivated20200]

if someone tells you to learn to code kill them

[macabrelolita-deactivated202205]

I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’

[reveiller]

I hope senpai bonds with me

[catastrophic-fallen-angel]

Fuck this site

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fakehistory]

Jesus breakdancing to impress his friends (AD 20)

[starcitysirens]

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

[falconfart]

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

[eggingforfreedom]

[madamslayyy]

The comments really are a gift that keeps on giving

[shadow-mystic]

IT GOT BETTER

[kryptonians]

For the record the director confirmed John bottomed

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/05/07/justice-league-dark-apokolips-war-john-constantine-king-shark/

A DC Comics superhero bottomed for a mutant shark and it’s officially been declared as canon

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War revealed that hero John Constantine dated King Shark, with a writer confirming Constantine bottomed. Yes,

[midnight-spectrum-again]

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

John has also had sex with Swamp Thing. 

[avatrashh]

He WHAT

[running-with-batfam]

Thought I should mention that sharks have two penises.

[blooshietoosh]

Yall missed the best part

[catchymemes]

[woodelf68]

All of this delights me to no end.

[neddea]

…I’m actually speechless.

I wasn’t looking for any information about railroads and now I’m left with that + knowledge about spaceships, Roman chariots and one (1) unexpected but welcome joke.

[songspinner9]

I am now trying to figure out how to share this (the age-appropriate parts) with my middle school history students. What a great chain of facts!

[valtsv]

the best part of being a kid was when you realized that birth is a curse and existence is a prison but instead of being sad about it just ignored it entirely for months or even years by roleplaying being a horse or a mythical creature or a warrior cat or something 24/7

[valtsv]

oh to be 8 years old and capable of ignoring all my questions and insecurities about my body and identity by simply imagining that i'm a feral cat living in the woods again

[valtsv]

i trusted you… and you… bed bath & betrayed me…

[tittytron]

Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind

[beholdingslut]

Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

[stupidpetface]

[apricotsndots]

Claybies: :D

Opossum joeys: :V

[casanova-lives]

Half of being trans is being hypervigilant against transphobes. Like, I spent 15 minutes scrolling down on a blog that I would be super interested in just to make sure that it wasn’t going to start reblogging stuff from my favorite transmisogynists. Turns out that my hypervigilance was right again.

[casanova-lives]

Things to look for:

References to “vagina envy.” This is what initially got me scrolling. This alone isn’t a sure indicator.

Andrea Dworkin quotes without criticism

Reblogging from troll accounts like confirmed-/-terf

Most cis wlw on Tumblr are, in fact, supportive of trans people. Most cis wlw who mention “hating men” are not using this as an attack on trans women. However, because of my experience with the small, insular, and vitriolic trans-exclusionary feminists on Tumblr, I have learned to be hypervigilant and it Really Fucking Sucks and Really Fucking Hurts when I am right.

[casanova-lives]

I am a lesbian. This kind of blog would have been My Shit. But I’ve been taught to distrust the very women I connect with the most. I’ve been taught to feel afraid in my own home.

[casanova-lives]

Being a transgender lesbian is constantly walking on eggshells to not prove them right. And their standards are ever changing so it’s inevitable that you’ll prove them right. Righteous anger will be taken as “male propensity towards violence,” which closely mirrors the way men see outspoken women as “shrill.” If we do anything to fight back outside of debate within their terms, we are immediately casted as “violent men.” They will not be satisfied until we shut up, lie down, and die.

[casanova-lives]

Cis wlw can and should reblog this. Help me remember my allies.

[demonius-darkblade]

hell world

[misspiggyforvogueitalia]