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can ppl stop using “but they’re brilliant business people who are really good at marketing” as a defence for the jenners lmao… like u could say the same for donald trump’s presidential campaign

archtecture-deactivated20210221

ho ho ho where did my motivation go

theagonyofdefeat

virgoassbitch

…..speechless

the-humdrum-gatsby

"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"

- my english professor

pervocracy

I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior

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kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123

Me @ 2016: are you done or are you finished

justinyourguts-deactivated20260

i think about that white lady who replaced her eye lashes with fly legs from time to time and i get upset

minionresearch

vivecguccibelt

Pokémon! It's you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY

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thestirge

So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn’t have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there’s a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who’s just entered and says, “This your place? ‘cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain’t got nothin’. Wait here, I’m’a be right back.” And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. “I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days.”

So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn’t ask where they got the stuff.

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omg

soft-pink-wilfy

chaotic good

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do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars