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rosie-wilder‌:

“Wait, they do meet and greets? Why? I feel like I’m missing out on something that makes this make sense. That weight loss tea is so bad for you. Every time I see it on instagam, I just get so mad. It’s like they just don’t care about the health of anyone else but themselves.”

“Yeah, it’s fucking ridiculous. My sister’ll post that she’s going to be at like the M&M store and a fuck ton of idiot teeny boppers just show up to see her. Like what kind of shit is that? She literally does nothing of value. And to top it off, she doesn’t even use the things she’s advertising. She doesn’t care about anything other than the money she makes which is ludicrous.”

eileendlc

“So, my boyfriend got me a dog for a present, but now we’re long distance and I haven’t had a pet since I was eight and that…didn’t go great…you don’t happen to have any idea what you’re doing with animals, do you?”

bowiemonroee

“Caring for a pet isn’t that hard. You literally feed it, make sure it has water, and take it for a walk. When all else fails, hire someone. That’s what I do. Plus, you know, it’s 2019 so the internet is definitely an option.”

rosie-wilder

bowiemonroee‌

“It’s just absolutely ridiculous. They have very little understanding of actual business. They’re merely walking talking billboards. It’s quite pathetic. My sister is one of those absolutely dreadful people. Brands fly her all over the place for parties and vacations so she’ll post a few Instagram photos promoting their products.”

“It kind of angers me because some people think being a stylist is just like them and we are not like that at all. Oh, really? Does that even work? People posting instagram photos about a brand? I don’t really buy my things because of people promoting. I buy them based more on reviews.”

bowiemonroee

“You’d be fucking surprised. For shits and giggles, I went to this bullshit meet and greet thing with my sister. So many pre-teen girls telling her how they love the bullshit hair vitamins she promotes or some dumbass weight loss tea.”

rosie-wilder

bowiemonroee

“Right? Like what the fuck is that? Then he went on twitter and was like ‘oh this is a big step in the right direction for influencers getting the recognition for the work that they do’ or some shit like that. Please, as if. There are like five internet personalities that I’d give a pass to for celebrity status and he is certainly not one of them. He’s just a terrible person and I’d absolutely not let him run in my circle.”

“You can’t be serious right now. If they have the talent, people would be hiring them to do other people’s makeup, not just doing a video of your own makeup. I would never have my clients hire someone that does makeup for youtube. I just don’t think that counts as experience.”

bowiemonroee

“It’s just absolutely ridiculous. They have very little understanding of actual business. They’re merely walking talking billboards. It’s quite pathetic. My sister is one of those absolutely dreadful people. Brands fly her all over the place for parties and vacations so she’ll post a few Instagram photos promoting their products.”

thealexgardner‌:

It was frustrating always being judged in his career. Slightly more frustrating, coming from someone he was close to. But then, Bowie was never really known for being nice. “I’m going to stick it out where I am, thank you very much. Broadway has always been my dream. Never for the money.”

“Ugh, that’s so boring Al. Dreams are meant to be continuous. You’ve reached this one, now move on to the next one. Even in the Sims you move on to another aspiration once you’ve completed one.”

thatszander‌:

Zander shook his head looking at the man. “ No, I have a boyfriend if it sounded that way it’s because I am nervous and sometimes when that happens things come out in the wrong way.” He replied as he smiled at him. “ I didn’t think you were, I just thought you may have thought I was younger than I am, so I didn’t anyone getting a surprise”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s what they all say. No shame in admitting it. But trust me, I definitely didn’t think you were younger than you are. I’m pretty sure a blind man could tell you’re like, what? 40? I’d err on the side of maybe 38 but definitely somewhere close to 40.”

thealexgardner‌:

“Hey! I just got a leading role. That means the salary ups, and one day I might even move to a better spot.” He paused. “But I’ll never take your giving ways for granted, Bowie. Never ever in a million years.”

“Pft. Leading roles mean nothing. You’ll keep making peanuts unless you randomly get lucky like that Hamilton guy. You should probably make the shift from stage to screen before you wither away to nothing.”

maxxwalsh‌:

“What’s new? Yeah but that’s what makes hanging out with you interesting. There’s always an air of looming disaster.”

“Disaster? What is this? Amateur hour? Please, there’s never a single ounce of disaster with anything I do. You gotta have more faith kid.”

thealexgardner‌:

Alex rolled his eyes, but it was accompanied with a chuckle. “Well, it could certainly be worse than being your charity case.”

“Please. I only know the richest of sugar daddies. I could probably have you a penthouse apartment in less than 24 hours. Play nice or you’ll keep living in that shoe box while singing songs barely keeps food on the table.”

rosie-wilder‌:

“I honestly didn’t realize those people get to go to the Met? Like do they really have that kind of money? I get free stuff from time to time because of work, but I don’t get enough to where I don’t have to work like they do. Oh god. How embarrassing that he is doing that.”

“Right? Like what the fuck is that? Then he went on twitter and was like ‘oh this is a big step in the right direction for influencers getting the recognition for the work that they do’ or some shit like that. Please, as if. There are like five internet personalities that I’d give a pass to for celebrity status and he is certainly not one of them. He’s just a terrible person and I’d absolutely not let him run in my circle.”

maxxwalsh‌:

“Well I can’t go making him look bad, so he’s gotta keep my out of trouble.” Max rolled his eyes, “Like I can’t still manage that. I just have to be sneakier about it.”

“You’re really living under his thumb. Probably best if you find a new friend, honestly. There’s nothing sneaky about what I do. I’m just perfect enough to not get caught.”

rosie-wilder‌:

“Oh, Rihanna owned Heavenly Bodies. Blake’s head piece did, too. Her head piece was stunning,” she smiled as she nodded her head. “It was kind of scary, actually. Because the way he acted to me when I said I didn’t know him was not what a normal person would do. Then I heard all the things afterwards and it didn’t really shock me. Did he do anything to you or was it just people you saw?”

“He’s an entitled brat with no reason to be. A fucking social media influencer? Please. No one cares about you or your stupid makeup tutorials that are complete trash. The only thing anyone cares about is the stupid scandals that you’re causing for yourself. And unfortunately I was. I told him I was just straight up gay and it’s like he immediately lost interest. It was fantastic.”

thealexgardner‌:

“You’re a gem, Bowie. An absolute gem.”

“What can I say? I love charity work, you know? Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.”

snapdragon, ginger, and sunflower

snapdragon - favourite mythical creature?

“Chimera”

sunflower - sun or moon?

“Moon.”

#Anonymous

tulip, heather, ginger

tulip - lucky number?

“I don’t believe in luck. But I do gravitate to 6″

heather - what’s your favourite musical?

“Musical’s are a poor excuse for storytelling. They’re meant to cover up what can’t be verbalized in the plot. Lame.”

ginger - least favourite food?

Brussel Sprouts.

#Anonymous

emmyloustew

bowiemonroee‌:

“Fuck yeah man. I probably won’t even eat it but I know the guests will. Plus, it’s almost like charity work. Half the people can’t afford to eat at restaurants that expensive unless they’ve got a date with a sugar daddy. I’m basically Mother Teresa.”

“Hey, I’ll take your charity any day, Bowie. Although if you happen to know any sugar daddies with a penchant for pretty boys on Broadway, send ‘em my way! I could always use a little more coin.” He joked.