Claire Keane
Today's Document
pixel skylines
shark vs the universe
#extradirty
Kaledo Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
Show & Tell
Peter Solarz
ellievsbear
Product Placement
Not today Justin
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
Mike Driver
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@bowify
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Hey, I’ll give it a shot!
this 👆🏾
Do these straight people just like
Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them
heteronormativity is a hell of a drug
May I add:
Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.
And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”
This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.
Now the straight people are wild tag should make sense to @scottish-egalitarian
Conversation between a coworker and me about someone we know:
Me: Yeah, and then I talked to Shawna and her wife--
Coworker: Wait her wife?
Me: Yes. They've been together for 25 years.
Coworker: But... she has a son.
Me: Yes. He's 20.
Coworker: But how?
Because apparently the only way to have children is if a cishet man and a cishet woman fuck. 🙄
Please signal boost this, this is a real candidate currently running who excuses pedophilia and white supremacy but disapproves of gay marriage. He has made chatrooms for pedophiles and white supremists, fetishizes his THREE-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER and advocates for the legalization of child pornography. This is sick. Please spread this, there’s not enough notes on this.
This is vile
killhim kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him
Wtf why is he not in jail? Why is this man not in jail? I need answers.
Because he white.
“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.
let he who is without sin throw the first stone
Cha Cha Slide
Macarena
The Hustle
The Electric Slide
Fuck all y'all that act like Gen Z is worse/ less intelligent/whatever than any other generation.
i’m a paypig
mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it
ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today
only “reblog for money post” that has a chance of actually working
sure why not
eeeh why not.
Me: …this gotta be scam…
My Bills: …reblog it anyway!
Me: this is bullshit.
Also me: maybe I should reblog just in case.
me: domestic cats are an invasive species
some fool: UHHH SHUT UP THERE ARE CATS NATIVE TO EUROPE LOL???
me: outdoor cats are often destructive and detrimental to the stability of native ecosystems. if you have a cat that’s known to kill surrounding wildlife you should keep them inside and find better enrichment activities, or let them out in an area where they can be monitored.
some absolute buffoon: but my cat likes going outside :((((((
me: it’s scientifically proven that a majority of outdoor cats have shorter lifespans and are more likely to die a traumatic death, or suffer health problems that indoor cats don’t have to face.
some troglodyte: my cat was fine though
Where I live there has literally been a cat serial killer in the loose for months. Someone is killing outdoor cats and removing their heads and spines and leaving their mutilated bodies for their owners to find. But yeah sure go ahead and let Mittens outside because he likes watching birds through the window.
Your responsibility as a pet owner is to keep your pet safe.
Fellow Trans Men
This was me yesterday with my husband at the third night of Dave Matthews Band concerts at The Gorge Amphitheater in Washington (I'm on the right):
And this is my husband and me exactly two years before at the same location (except that time it was night one):
I may be smiling more in the old picture, but all I wanted to do when it was taken was kill myself. I'll be thirty years old next month and I didn't start living until less than two years ago. I came out as trans (at the time, nonbinary, coming out as a binary trans man in October of 2017) in December of 2016. I have, since then, legally changed my name (November 2017), started testosterone (March 2018), legally changed my gender (August 2018), and have scheduled top surgery (December 2018). I pass with strangers 99% of the time. Everyone in my life sees me as the man that I am. For all intents and purposes, in my opinion, once top surgery is complete I will consider myself transitioned.
Approaching my thirtieth birthday, I'm not entirely sure how I survived this long. But for the first time in my life, I'm glad that I have.
It gets better. You can do it. Someday you will be able to live as the man that you truly are. I have a marvelous, wonderful husband who has weathered my transition (not always perfectly, but we have been through hell and came out the other side still wanting to be together), and beautifully supportive friends, family, and coworkers. Part of that is because if they don't love me for who I am, they're gone. I don't play around and let others dictate my life for me. I finally love myself and if you don't too, that's not my problem. Bye Felicia.
Just hold on. Hang in there. You can do it. And if you don't have anyone, well...now you do. Message me any time and I'll talk to you. I'll listen. I'll support you. Because nothing is more beautiful than living your best life and I want every one of my trans brothers (and sisters, and nonbinary siblings) to feel the way I'm starting to. You can do it. I believe in all of you.
Today’s plan was simply to practice mountain technique, so I started out doing a sky that I LOVED, and then a mountain that was okay, but not great. I soldiered through and tried to do a little lake, which I fucked up, then so e trees that didn’t quite work, and then a little house that was a goddamn disaster.
When I was ready to out a knife through the canvas (like I was in my attack crouch and everything) I decided just to scrape it all off, and *just* practice trees. That was less frustrating, so I scraped them all off, and practiced mountains. They were still a challenge, but I was starting to get it by the third scraping. So then I decided to just take whatever paint was left on my pallette, and practice all the techniques I could.
I wasn’t going to share, but I kind of like the horrible, abstract, ugly thing I ended up with when I didn’t have any paint left, because it expresses how I feel in my heart pretty clearly.
I’m at the point in the learning curve where it’s flattening out, and it’s the part of learning ANYTHING when my anxiety and need to be perfect jumps into the foreground, and does it’s best to make me miserable. I’m proud of myself for pushing through it today, even though I *know* it’s going to be a dick about everything for the near future.
I was so frustrated and I felt so angry with myself for making so many mistakes, but I turned them into some happy accidents, and now instead of feeling terrible about myself, I only feel mildly disappointed. I know that sounds bad, but it’s a HUGE improvement over how I usually react to artistic struggles.
#BobRoss #Art #painting https://www.instagram.com/p/BnSB0EtnP59/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=116u676hc9t10
I definitely thought this was a very intentional ocean with the sun reflecting off of it, and I thought it was great.
They clearly have never met a hood bottom of color from North or Central Jersey who has a jelly eyebrow piercing and drives 100mph blasting Freekum Dress
MY PATRONUS IS A CHIHUAHUA COME AT ME
Back cover of #TMNT Adventures No. 2 comic features this fun ad with Leonardo.
I had one of the TMNT cassette comics as a kid. I read it until it fell apart. Then I continued listening to the tape without the book until IT fell apart. I still have parts of it memorized.
Inclusionists have the tiniest dick enery ever measured on a human being
it’s true and you should say it
I mean… I’m a trans man, so…
And exclusionists say they aren’t transphobic ._.
this is so fucking funny
AGAIN I SAY: I'm a trans man. My dick is an inch long. It is a glorious inch and I love it. MY BIG DICK ENERGY IS OFF THE CHARTS.
Fucking context, people. Some asshole drives past me in a huge jacked up truck IN THE MIDDLE OF SEATTLE, I'm gonna say "sorry 'bout your tiny penis, bro." That's small dick energy right there. Like it has nothing to do with the actual size of your dick or lack thereof and you need to learn how to take fucking jokes and read context. Big dick energy jokes aren't transphobic. Get the fuck over yourselves, you whiny inclusionists.
making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards
What did I just read
the truth
I love fanatics.
i diagnose u with small dick energy
I'm a trans guy and my dick is about one inch long but you bet your ass I've got big dick energy. Jesus Christ can anyone on this blue hellsite just let us make fucking jokes?
yall love trans boys until they start T and get manly and hairy and grow a trans guy penis and get deep voices and some belly chub and get a fucked high sex drive and not some “uwu space smol bean boy” that you wanna romanticize so deeply and “protect”
whatever yeehaw
hey i hate this post now because of some replies but im gonna say things people were bothered about
i say “trans guy penis” bc if i just said “penis” someone would go “uhhh anatomicallyyyy you dont grow a penissss” and actually, someone literally did that despite this so fuck me i guess
(also the word clitoris makes me dysphoric at the thought so)
and 2
if u keep saying “this isn’t true! i’m cis and i love ALL trans boys” your missing the point
and 3
i used “trans boys” instead of “trans men” or “trans guys” because that’s how the people im describing view us. they don’t see us as men, we’re Men Lite, Boys and not men. (basically, women and girls dressing up as men for fun). that’s what they want to see. once we aren’t visibly trans, that is, feminine person in masculine attire and attitude, we aren’t lovable (traitors to the ‘’female gender’’)
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some people seemed to be annoyed at the yeehaw but id like to point out the spirit of kevin abstract passed through my body while i typed this post and i was possessed like a wild gay cowboy
you purposefully tried wording it in a way that wouldnt cause you dysphoria and distress and would prevent transphobes from hopping on uninvited to cause you dysphoria and distress, but people hop in anyways to do just that. they would jump in being like (technically your a fjlsjs) for just calling yourself a boy. im really sorry you had to deal with all those notes. like i read through them and many made me cringe and feel sick.
There's not a transphobe in the fucking world who could convince my brain that my penis is a clit. I don't fucking care if it used to be a clit. Testosterone made my little boy grow and somewhere along the line my brain looked down and was like "yep. That's a dick."
putting aside every other issue with police for a moment to talk about pride specifically, cops have done literally nothing for us other than systemically enact violence against LGBT people until they couldn’t. they raided our bars, assaulted LGBT people, arrested GNC people and raped lesbians while they had them in handcuffs. the police are not our fucking allies and they do not belong at our pride events. pride was sparked after rioting AGAINST police because of the all the violence they used against us.
lgbt cops are just as evil as any other cops. they don’t belong there either. read some of our history and learn about how horrible cops have been to our community.
@rachel646 they willingly choose to participate in a corrupt, racist system that has historically enacted extreme violence against their own community. all cops are bastards, even the gay ones.
Hmm. Okay, I’m going against the grain here. Daughter of a cop talking. Grew up literally surrounded by cops because all my neighbours were cops. My god father is a cop. My father is a cop. Couple that with a list as long as my arm of family in armed forces and you have someone who is wedged tightly between a rock and a hard place. Every childhood friend bar three were piglets (cop kids). Know a LOT of cops and so here’s the thing; homophobia is literally in every profession. Honestly it’s endemic in society, you sit up too quick and someone with a shitty option rolls out from under your sofa. I’m not about to deny what’s happened or in anyway condone what has happened to people in a time period where it was socially acceptable to hate on LGBT no matter what the situation and I’m fully aware that there are still tons of shitty cops on the force HOWEVER when I came out to my scary arse cop/soldier dad convinced he was going to knock me out or something he just laughed and bought me a pack of fags and told me calmly that if I didn’t know what I was doing he could ask some of the queer ladies at work to find out where I could find a nice girl locally. All cops are evil? Really? Are you on glue or something? Honestly to God PCSOs and lady cops in Britain are like 80% lesbian, it’s like they put it in the fricken job description. I’m. Not. Even. Joking.
I saw a cop who wasn’t immediately recognisable as a lesbian a few weeks ago and nearly fell over in shock until her work wife showed up with a buzz cut and I was like thank fuck, though it was the hardbinger to the apocalypse. And do you know what, pride is literally for everyone. It’s about celebrating that YOU exist amongst OUR community, not one tiny facet of it either but a whole overarching supportive bloody rainbow filled with amazing individuals who besides what they like doing/not doing/platonically choosing not to do stuff with other peoples genitals happen to be super diverse and majorly awesome with all types of backgrounds and that is what makes it special and that means every one of them is allowed at pride. That means if anyone thinks they fall under that rainbow or that they support someone who’s under that rainbow then they’re in. They get to go to the damn party and I’m pleased to see them. So get off you damn high horse. Not every cop is a cunt and not every LGBT affiliate is a blood nervana of logic and omnipotence.
gonna be real with you chief i’m not reading all your cop apologism bullshit
Not only is it cop apologism but it's British and while all British cops are also bastards, all American cops are extra super ultra bastards. So. You're kinda missing some nuance, "piglet."
1: Futch
2: Femme
3: Butch
4: Ace lesbian
5: Aro lesbian
Alternatives to these pride flag designs exist.
Resources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butch_and_femme
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1TJlOitTgWXX_83XXBtD4rZ81zuVnp8pG_b-BRXiE8ek/edit?usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1eM-ALKc_3I2yAaTLfokJk9OTLH2Jv42bdTfYYwQ_S2g/edit?usp=sharing
futch is a meme
Adding a black stripe to the bottom of the pride flag was originally done in honor of AIDS victims but site go ahead and appropriate it for your MOGAI bullshit, that's fine.
One time my straight friend said she thought she was sapiosexual in complete seriousness and I think about this every damn day of my life
if she’s straight then she’s definitely not sapiosexual. have you ever talked to a man?
As a gay man I 100% support and agree with this post.
all i have to say on breastfeeding is that the fact that it is even slightly controversial is just one of the many symptoms of a lecherous, sex-obsessed society. it’s an insult to the dignity of women.
How dare society be concerned about public decency?!
(that was sarcasm)
Nobody is stopping you from breastfeeding in private.
But in public, where it could be seen by children, trauma-stricken war veterans, or the elderly?
There is a case to be made that they should be able to go about their lawful business without being exposed to the areolas of strange women with nefarious agendas.
trauma stricken veterans of what
the titty wars?
Don’t be crass!
I apologise, I meant of course
The Wars of the Breast (1967-1969)
@aceofsnakes winning the internet #thetittywars
Aw man @thecybersmith is back. And it’s as hilarious as ever.
"Nefarious agendas" you mean like feeding their babies? Oh yeah, hella nefarious.
