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*Bowser's eyes narrowed at Meta Knight*
You would rather let the Hands claim the universe as "protectors?" They pick the sides they like and ensure the opposing sides fail! I am done being pushed aside. No hands, plumbers or you are gonna stand in my way!
*Bowser roared and spat out several fireballs straight in Meta Knight's direction*
Quarrel? You like having those idiots in charge!? They think they can just pop in and out of my lands, thinking they can do as they please! Elevating those stupid plumbers and calling them heroes! They make me sick, I am gonna take that crystal of theirs and use it to make myself the true king!
*Erenias gave Bowser a glaring look but he ignored it*
Nice trick, shorty!
Erenias: The siphoner is not for leaving this realm. It has a higher purpose. Mere escape is not our goal. Establishing dominion and overthrowing those ones called the Hands is our goal. There is something they fear. I will speak no more of this as it seems you intend to prevent us of our goal. You might reconsider this act, for you are not our enemy. You would be much more useful as an ally.
*Erenias turned her gaze to the distance*
Erenias: This shard seems to be located in Vicreale's realm, a being in this realm that prides in illusion.
We've spend enough time talking, let's get that shard already!
Erenias: I'll lead you there. Just, watch your surroundings carefully.
*Erenias began to walk into Vicreale's realm, Bowser trailed closely behind*
Erenias: There is something here that prevents us from using our powers to manipulate outside energy. Some goreans have claimed to have seen the entity that holds us in chains, it has been given many different names, watcher, warden, harbinger of chains. Only one gorean survived an encounter with it. None of us know how Gorea managed to escape this realm and survive the warden.
Blah blah blah, if that harbin-whatever guy shows up, I'll burn him up! Nobody is stopping me from claiming this universe from those dumb Hands!
You can help by staying outta my way!
Erenias: I see you posses the capability of flight, we have gathered three shards, two remain in this realm and the last is in the dimension Gorea in which Gorea dwells currently. Your own sword seems to be sensitive to energy as well, perhaps with our focus combined, we will be able to find the remaining shards more easily.
*Erenias stares down Meta Knight*
Erenias: I am of this realm, you are not. I am gorean. What sort of being are you? You contain quite a large amount for a being of your stature. It is misleading.
*Erenias looked at Meta Knight*
Erenias: Dimensions are divided by barriers or walls of energy. This weapon has unimaginable power. If its powers were focused at the right point, it could cause a rift between dimensions, enough time for some of us to leave this place. Something you should now aid us in considering you will be trapped here for eternity as well.
To overthrow those stupid Hands! There is only one king of this universe and it is me!
Erenias: Soundly put...
*Erenias turned her focus to the small figure, she could tell that despite his size, he carried quite a large amount of energy*
Erenias: You do not belong here, this realm is a prison. Those who enter are trapped. Only one of us has ever escaped this realm.
*Erenias suddenly freezes*
Already! Awesome, we really are marolling!
Erenias: Silence, we are being watched.
What?
Erenias: Gorean possibly, not all of us see eye to eye.
*Erenias spins around to see a small swordsman floating closer*
Erenias: Not from our realm.
Grrr not another one of those Hands' stupid enforcers.
*Bowser stopped his feet and blew a puff of fire out of his mouth, burning the ground next to his feet*
Hey, did you forget about me!
*Erenias tilted her head to the side and her singular eye rolled in frustration*
Erenias: No, I have not forgotten your presence that lingers behind me, nor have I forgotten it since you asked the same inquiry moments ago.
Ugh, are we there yet? I can just see a large sized statue of me towering over that monolith crystal! With that magic sword and that dark stuff that thing in the lake talked about, I'll be invincible!
Erenias:(And then we will be free, so misfortunate that the only being that would ever help us is that buffoon...) *Erenias continued to lead Bowser, floating platforms would move in front of them while platforms they had already traversed faded from view. Finallly, Erenias halted*
Erenias: 'Tis here.
*Erenias' eye pulsed and a large platform revealed itself. It was covered in dense foliage that was hard to see through*
A forest? I thought this place was just a bunch of floating rocks.
Erenias: An illusion, everything here is as such, even the floating "rocks" you seem fond of. No one among our species knows what the true Evershift has.
*Erenias realized at the end of her sentence that Bowser had paid no attention to her words and began to rummage through the plants in an attempt to find the Siphoner shard. Erenias could sense its energy but decided to let Bowser do the work. After some searching Bowser triumphantly stood and held up the shard*
I found it! Mario doesn't stand a chance! With my superior searching skills, I'll have those Hands begging for mercy in no time! Good work minion, maybe if I am feeling generous I'll have a small statue built in your honor!
Erenias: May we move to the next shard.
Oh yeah, lead the way!
*Bowser reappeared in a sort of spring looking area. Trees grew around a clear lake and off to the side a pedestal could be seen. Bowser could not tell if this place was real or another Evershift illusion. Erenias gestured for him to follow her*
Erenias: Athiox does not like unwelcome guests but it also despises the Hands so I am hoping that our goal to overthrow them will give us pardon. Please do your best not to antagonize it. In other words, show respect.
It should show respect to me, I’m the king around here! Where do I talk to this Athi-Ox thing?
Erenias: Just go touch the pedestal over there, please remember what I told you.
*Bowser shook his head then stomped over to the pedestal and set one of his hands on top of it, soon the water became disturbed. A whirlpool began to form and the water seemed to grow more violent as time progressed. Several tentacles protruded from the center of the whirlpool and grabbed the stone pillars that were beside the lake. The tentacles grew taunt as the creature pulled itself up from the lake. It’s singular eye gazed straight at Bowser, this creature seemed to be living unlike the robotic looking goreans*
(Great I’m in the land of cyclops monsters.)
Athiox: I am no cyclops.
Hnng? How did you?
Athiox: I am an observer, in these pools I see into the other universes. I can see the actions, thoughts, hopes, dreams of others. Now before me, I see a foolish King who has disturbed my peaceful watch.
Hey, I didn’t come here for your insults! I came here to find more pieces like these!
*Bowser held up the Siphoner shard, Athiox’s eye fixated on it*
Athiox: Ah, the energy channeling weapon known as the Siphoner. You aim to defeat the Hands with such a weak relic?
Erenias: No, not with just that.
Athiox: Ah Erenias, you are accompanying this foreigner?
Erenias: He seems to have a stubborn notion in achieving his goals, plus he has agreed to free us from this prison if he ultimately succeeds. Gorea was strong but its destructive tendencies brought to much attention causing it to fail.
Athiox: So you put your faith in a being that has failed countless times to jumping plumbers?
Erenias: With the Siphoner and more knowledge, we can achieve this goal. Not many beings outside the Evershift would voluntarily attack the Hands.
Athiox: I see your reasoning and this spiked fiend has a strong determination. I can see the Siphoner shards as well as something the Hands fear. The second is why you came here. You wish to know of what they call “the darkness.”
Darkness, sounds evil which means I need it!
Athiox: It can take many forms and appears to be the master of the Dark Hand. The Master Hand along with its sibling Crazy Hand dread its power. It seems they have gone to other universes tying to enlist help to defeat it.
So it is alive and powerful?
Athiox: Yes but not indestructible, with a fully functioning Siphoner and it being weakened, you could possibly harness the power of the Darkness for yourself.
Sweet! Sounds like a plan, once I have that power, I’ll go straight to Final Destination and take over that stupid monolith crystal the Hands constantly rave about. Then I’ll begin to shape the dimensions in my own image Gwahahaha. The Hands along with anybody else won’t be able to match me!
Athiox: Prepare for a revelation as I meld with your mind to reveal the Siphoner fragments to you.
Wha-argh!
*Bowsers head began to burn as images of the Siphoner fragments flashed through his mind*
*Bowser stepped into a dimension filled with a green atmospheric aura that seemed to move, he stood on a rocky platform and could only see other similar platforms in the distance*
Pfft, this place is empty. Well better get back and have those imbeciles find another destination.
*As soon as he turned around, the portal disappeared*
Hn? Those mutineers! Grr, so my minions think they can overthrow me by trapping me in another dimension!?
???: You are an odd one, I can tell you are not from the Evershift.
Who's there?
*A green orb of light manifested itself before Bowser until gradually forming into a being with a singular glowing eye on its head. It looked at Bowser with a sense of interest and not hostility. The tone of voice it spoke in was feminine*
Erenias: You may call me Erenias.
Ok Cyclops lady, I am the King of the Koopas, Bowser. Now tell me where I am and how to get out of here. I have some mutineers to deal with!
Erenias: Leave? This realm is cut off from the others. Many fear us because of our powers to manipulate energy. It also does not help when the one called Gorea escaped the Evershift and wrecked havoc upon a strange universe. It seems that-
Spare me the lecture! Obviously I got here so this place is not some super secret realm.
Erenias: Well perhaps Gorea's tampering with that dimensional portal weakened the barriers surrounding the Evershift.
Great, take me to this Gorea guy so he can get me outta here!
Erenias: That is not possible because a human warrior named Martin defeated Gorea, trapping it into a sword which was then shattered into multiple pieces.
Martin, that name sounds familiar. I think he might have been one of those armored humans that helped stop the Crazy Hand. Ugh, pesky humans always foiling my plans. You said there was some magic sword thing that trapped him?
Erenias: Perhaps it is best to show you, seeming that you do not seem to listen to words very well.
*Erenias moved her head, and suddenly they were teleported to another area. Now, next to where Bowser stood was a fragmented piece of a blade*
Erenias: This blade was crafted by a race known as the alimbians. It is a crude design but it allows the user to manipulate and absorb energy. Although their sole focus was destruction of Gorea. Therefore the energy within is only capable of being weaponized.
Magical energy sword that's a weapon? I'll just have to help myself to those shards and remake this sweet sword. It will be the start to my universal rule!
*Erenias suddenly became more interested in Bowser*
Erenias: You aspire to be at the helm of the universe?
Yeah, I'm a King, don't forget it.
Erenias: If I help you gather the shards of the Siphoner, would you allow us freedom from this realm.
Of course, you can be an honorary minion!
Erenias: What is your plan to deal with the Hands?
Uh well this sword could help defeat them.
Erenias: Even once it is reforged, it will not be enough despite the fact that it contains Gorea's essence. There is one here who has the ability to peer into other universes, it speaks of something the Hands fear. Perhaps it could be of use, although it may not be inclined to help for it is no gorean. You swear to free us of this prison if you manage to succeed in this quest?
Yeah baby. Like I said, honorary minion. Don't take that rare offer lightly.
Erenias; Then let us move on.
*Her eye flashed, and Bowser felt himself being moved to a new location, of course he snagged the piece of the Siphoner beforehand*
Meanwhile at Bowser's Castle...
*Kamek skiddishly walked up to Bowser's throne. The koopa king's patience had grown incredibly thin. Bowser glared at the magikoopa*
No, I am not interested in another foot massage, I am only interested I-
Kamek: Your highness, I do not mean to interrupt but the portal is finished.
Gwahahahaha finally. Show me my newest machine.
Kamek: Right this way.
*The koopa king stood up from his throne and began to follow the magikoopa through the corridors of his castle, all of his underlings stepping aside to let him through*
Ha, I bet those idiot plumbers have no idea what to do with my lack of kidnapping the princess. Who needs the Mushroom Kingdom when the whole universe will kneel before me. My new castle will be built in Final Destination. Of course once those annoying Hands have been dealt with.
Kamek: Here we are.
*Bowser was disappointed to see that the portal was just large enough for him to fit through. He turned to Kamek*
I told you I wanted it large enough for me to fit my airships through!
Kamek: forgive me for not being adept at inter dimensional travel your lordship.
Bah, you minions would just end up getting in my way. So this will let me into Final Destination. I have a monolith crystal to control!
Kamek: Uh well, we don't know specifically how to pinpoint that location, but we seem to have connected to a void like realm. Perhaps it is near Final Destination?
*Bowser let out a burst of flame as he yelled*
IDIOTS! Fine, I'll go in there myself and show whatever is in there what a true king is!
*Bowser stomped through the portal, leaving his minions behind in a state of confusion*
Kamek: Your highness, who is to run the castle while you are gone?
Koopa Troopa: Who cares? We can finally take a break, he works us all day running the castle's defenses when nobody will come here anyway.
Other Minions: Break! YEAH!
*The portal then dissipated causing Kamek to immediately panic*
Kamek: Oh no, we left it activated for too long, we better get it back up this instant!
*The magikoopa frantically went to work on the deactivated portal, fearing Bowser's punishment for yet another failure*
*Bowser tapped his finger impatiently as he sat on his throne, overlooking his castle. In the recent days, Bowser had not even tried to kidnap Princess Peach. His dimensional travels had set his mind on a different goal* Kamek! *The old magikoopa skittishly walked in as soon as Bowser yelled her name* Kamek: What is it, your greatness? *Bowser stared at her, unamused* Don't even attempt flattery, that will not improve my mood. Is it ready yet!? *Kamek nervously rubbed her staff* Kamek: It's not ready yet, it should be soon. *Bowser slammed his fist down and let out a roar* You've told me that for the past week every time I have summoned you! I want to take over the universe! Forget the Mushroom Kingdom, the measly plumbers and their followers have no power compared to what I've seen! Kamek: Building a dimensional device is not simple your highness, it takes a great deal of work and not to mention we have had to send spies to the comet observatory to find what we needed for the device. *Bowser turned and looked out at the lava that surrounded his castle* I would've just ordered the Observatory to be taken over if it wasn't for that cursed Hand watching everything. No matter, eventually I will be on the throne of the universe! *Bowser waived his hand to dismiss Kamek, she instantly left to continue working on the dimensional device. Bowser sat there in the quietness of his vacant throne room, he let out a sigh as he impatiently waited*
*Bowser crossed his arms* "Protector," I don't run charity business for the star lady. Galactic Ruler sounds more fitting. Meh, I am done with you Hands anyways, thanks for the castle, don't come crying to me when you mess up again!
*Bowser stepped forward* I'd ask for domination of the Mushroom Kingdom but I would like to do that myself personally, so perhaps you could give me a nice, new, impenetrable castle back home.