things to say to get me instantly flustered:
“I’m so full, but it’s so good… Can you help me?”
“I’m going to have to unbutton my pants before I pop them”
“Ough, I overdid it…”
“I’m so full… It’s so tight… But it was soo good”
“I think I can handle a little more”
“It’s like I can feel my stomach stretching”
“I’m gonna get so fat from this”
“No no no, I can’t take another bite! …Fine, fine, I’ll try. For you”
“I can’t move”
“Look at me. I’m huge!”
“You made me so fat”
“I should not have worn this shirt, I can feel myself about to pop it”
“I, um… I think I might be stuck”
“I want you to stuff me”
“I need your hands on me. Now.” (MEGA bonus points if you tell me - or show me - where)
“Oof, I’m getting big”
“Well, these used to fit…I guess they don’t anymore”
“Yeah, I ate it all…every last bite”
“It was so good, I couldn’t help myself”
“I look like I swallowed a bowling ball” (said while turning to the side in front of a mirror)
“Your cooking is really taking a toll on my waistline”
(shortly after getting stuffed and claiming he can’t eat anymore) “…is there any more of that cake left?” (or insert your food of choice)
Yes boys. These are the types of things you all say that get me instantly shaken
These. All of these.
