The Hell Hole

| Personal blog for the one and only Box Prophet. | | 24 | Trans homotool | | I just think people should be able to do what they want if it isn't hurting anyone and the government is not your friend | | Feel free to drop me a line any time. | | NOW OFFICIALLY TAKEN AND SO HAPPY!!!!! |

[donniehaspronouns]

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.

[donniehaspronouns]

you. you get it.

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

i did a thing in wplace, southeast of the town of lala in the philippines (i do not live there, don't worry). i put the paper mario damage indicator because i was worried if i said "kill", wplace admins would take that as an indication that i actually want to murder someone i know in real life lmao

🥲 I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver 🥲

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Shoutout @perri-starwing for the link

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[depsidase]

[lesspopped]

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

[chimaerakitten]

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[mctreeleth]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[lodgeofthecat]

good mornin

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[blumineck]

This tickled me!

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[depsidase]