I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser...

... So I Could Kill My Bus Driver. The official Tumblr that started the meme.

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Genie: what do you wish for??

Me: I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver

Genie: holy shit

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

i wish i could turn into a bowser driver so a bus could kill me

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

[tree-of-olives]

welcometo my bus guys we have all the best riders!! including

- guy who falls asleep on strangers daily and ignores them when they say he cant sit with them

- girl who makes everyone late everyday even though the bus changed its route to stop directly at her house (she is busy picking a unique toy to bring with her) plus she wont use headphones/turn her volume off on her phone so everyone is forced to hear her scroll

- 2 guys who also have their phone volume up and wont stop loudly talking to each other despite the relative silence of the bus. and end up hitting the seats in front of and/or behind them because theyre shoving each other

- different 2 guys who make themselves look stupid by running up to the front of the bus while its still moving and almost falling (i pray on their downfalls. literally)

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

I have a potential solution here

[dove-does-stuff]

that’s not my bus driver ?? what happened ? this is not my bus ????

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

They’re all the same to me…

[claws-in-my-back]

the impact “why is my bus driver playing mitski” had on the pinterest community needs to be studied

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Sort of glad my impact on Pinterest is zero though.

[thebestgar]

Convinced that night time bus drivers drive so fast because they are so so scared of the dark .

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Should be scared of me.

[virtualangeltheorist]

Today I learned that I was one of the kids that the bus drivers liked back when I was in high school.

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Can’t relate.

[idiotlovesongs]

asshole bus drivers are the actual worst. i'm trying to make it to work on time and you're bitching that i showed up to the stop exactly on time rather than being there waiting. as if buses are known for being on fucking time. alright. whatever.

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Testify!

[jinbeioyabun]

:))))) fell on the bus because the driver pulled away from the stop FAST before I was seated

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

People ask me why I still do this…

[veunho]

Today I took the bus in the usual bus stop where there is only two buses ever and??? Turns out there's a third secret bus branch??? That I've never seen despite having used this bus stop for years??? And takes a different road???

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

And yet people still trust Bus Drivers…

[ladyofthebookcase]

bus drivers are genuinely the one ontologically evil and irredeemable category of person

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

No notes. 100% true post.

[frankieroweightgain]

Bus drivers who let you on the bus without making you pay are going to heaven

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Even in hell one may find angels.

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Would You Purchase An Original BKMBD T-Shirt If You Had The Chance? (Custom Art Commission, Zero AI)

Yes, I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver (Buy Shirt)

No Fuck You (Never Buy Shirt)

Voting ended onJun 25

I am currently in talks with an artist I really love - one who posts here on our Hellsite and who does not use AI - to create custom artwork for a post. But also their art is amazing and is made into shirts with regularity. So if there is enough interest I will work to source a quality shirt you can purchase featuring their art. And if there is not enough interest then I will just pay them for an amazing commission for this hellish little blog.

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

A little over a day left to vote on this!

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

FINAL HOURS OF VOTING!!

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Would You Purchase An Original BKMBD T-Shirt If You Had The Chance? (Custom Art Commission, Zero AI)

Yes, I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver (Buy Shirt)

No Fuck You (Never Buy Shirt)

Voting ended onJun 25

I am currently in talks with an artist I really love - one who posts here on our Hellsite and who does not use AI - to create custom artwork for a post. But also their art is amazing and is made into shirts with regularity. So if there is enough interest I will work to source a quality shirt you can purchase featuring their art. And if there is not enough interest then I will just pay them for an amazing commission for this hellish little blog.

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

A little over a day left to vote on this!

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Genie: what do you wish for??

Me: I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver

Genie: holy shit

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

Would You Purchase An Original BKMBD T-Shirt If You Had The Chance? (Custom Art Commission, Zero AI)

Yes, I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver (Buy Shirt)

No Fuck You (Never Buy Shirt)

Voting ended onJun 25

I am currently in talks with an artist I really love - one who posts here on our Hellsite and who does not use AI - to create custom artwork for a post. But also their art is amazing and is made into shirts with regularity. So if there is enough interest I will work to source a quality shirt you can purchase featuring their art. And if there is not enough interest then I will just pay them for an amazing commission for this hellish little blog.