One of the few good things to come out of this quarantine is my boyfriend Colton and I becoming more adventurous in the bedroom. Since weâre stuck at home weâve been trying out various kinks that have interested us, well mostly me. Over the past week weâve tried all the kinks Iâve brought up while Colton hasnât suggested any. I bring this up as weâre lying in bed.
Iâm resting next to Colton with my head pillowed on his muscular chest. Another good thing to come out of this quarantine is Coltonâs choice of clothing. These days, heâs only wearing a tight pair of boxer-briefs that show off his ripped body and highlighting his big ass. I swear, from behind, it looks like he has two pumpkins stuffed down his briefs.
âHey Coltâ I say getting him to open one eye and look down at me. âAll this week weâve been trying out all the stuff that Iâve suggested but youâve been pretty quiet. Come on babe spill; tell me what youâd like to try.â
Colton immediately starts to look nervous, revealing to me that he does have a secret kink. I place a hand on his chest as I try to comfort it out of him. âCome on Colt just tell me and we can give it a try. Worst case scenario: neither of us likes it. Besides it canât be worse than that daddy kink failure we experienced last night.â I say making Colton smile.
Colton bites his bottom lip before talking. âThereâs something Iâd like to try but weâll have to do it tomorrow. Itâll take uhâ all morning.â He says hesitantly.
âReally?â I ask with a furrowed brow.
Colton nods, âYeah itâll mostly be foreplay.â
âOkay but what type of foreplay are we talking here? You still havenât told me what youâre intoâ I ask trying to wrap my head around this.
âInstead of telling you how about you experience it tomorrow, and once weâre done weâll see if you enjoyed it or not.â
His vagueness raises a couple of red flags for me. Before I can voice my concerns Colton presses a finger to my lips, stopping me.
âPlease Ken, no more questions. Just keep an open mind tomorrow.â Colton pleads. I sigh but nod my head in agreement. With that I rest my head back on his chest and we get some sleep. My last thoughts are on whatâs in store for me tomorrow.
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Iâm awoken by a large eruption going off in my face. My eyes shoot open and Iâm met with a wall of grey. I start to process that Iâm on my back, in bed alone, but whereâs Colton? My train of thought is immediately ended as the rancid stench of rotten eggs and onions invades my nose, making me gag.
âOH WHAT IS THAT SME-â My exclamation is abruptly drowned out byâŠ
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A second mysterious eruption goes off in my face and nearly has my ears ringing. Another wave of foul odor washes over my face making my eyes water. I turn my head trying to escape the smell and I notice a foot planted next to my shoulder. My eyes widen as I register that Coltonâs standing on the bed and squatting over my face. I look up again and work out that the wall of grey over my face is Coltonâs bubbly ass constricted in a tight pair of grey briefs.
âWhat the hell Colton?â I gasp
Coltonâs big, meaty globes hovering a foot over my face start to wobble from his chuckling. âHa-ha morning Ken thought Iâd play the role of your alarm clock today. Speaking of which, this should get you up and at âemâ
With that Colton lets his massive bubble butt fall onto my face, smothering me. I feel Coltonâs plump ass cheeks spread over my face and mold around my features. His ass crack is right on my nose and all I can breathe in is his stale farts trapped in his briefs. I then hear Colton grunting over me.
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Colton unleashes a 20 second, behemoth of a fart, pointblank in my face. The stench of rotten meat and eggs floods up my nose and into my open mouth. Colton sighs in relief as he starts to grind his meaty ass on my face, working his butt stink into my pores. Iâm a dry-heaving mess once Colton gets off of my face. Through watery eyes I see Colton standing next to the bed and looking down at me with a crooked grin.
Colton gives my stomach a few gentle slaps before saying, âIâm sure my farts are scrumptious but Iâm going to the kitchen to make us a real breakfast. Should be ready in a fewâ and with that, Colton is making his way out of the bedroom. It takes me a few minutes to get my bearings and when I do I head to the bathroom to brush my teeth.
I want to believe that all of Coltonâs farting was a dream but the smell of his gas still lingers in my nostrils. Colton and I have been together for over three years and heâs never farted like this. Now that I think about it Colton has never farted around me. Is this what heâs into?
As I finish brushing my teeth Colton comes in and walks up behind me.
âBabe breakfast is ready and Iâve been waiting for you for a while now. So Iâm hoping this will get your lazybones in gear.â
Colton turns around and quickly backs his big ass into me, pressing it against my lower back, and trapping me in between the bathroom sink and himself. Before I can do anythingâŠ
Colton rips a 6 second rumbling fart on my lower back. âColtonâ I cry out in shock.
Colton holds up a finger, âHold on a sec Ken, I got one more ready for you⊠HGHâ
Colton rips another rumbling fart on me that lasts for five seconds. I feel his warm butt fumes escaping his ass and heating up my lower back. Coltonâs eggy butt stench quickly permeates around the room, making itself known, and it has me coughing. Colton sighs in relief as he rubs his huge ass against my lower back for a few seconds. Once Coltonâs done he removes his ass from me and I turn around to face him.
Colton chuckles as he makes his way towards the door. When he reaches the door he glances back at me.
âCome on babe lets go have breakfast, unless you wanna be butt bombed by this big fella again.â Colton says with a lopsided grin as he gives his big butt a smack, making his plump cheeks wobble.
I feel myself blushing before I shake my head, making Colton chuckle again. I follow Colton feeling utterly confused. Before I went to sleep last night I had a boyfriend whoâs never even farted in front of me, but now I have one that canât go 10 minutes without farting on me. Â
Coltonâs farting is pushed to the back of my mind as I follow him down the hall towards the kitchen. All my focus is on Coltonâs bubbly ass as he walks in front of me. With each of his steps his plump ass cheeks jiggle so perfectly in the confines of his small grey briefs. Iâm so enraptured by the sight that I fail to realize that Colton has stopped until I bump into him.
Colton looks back at me, over his shoulder with a mock frown. âWell that was rudeâ that lopsided grin pops back on his face âAnd so is thisâ Colton leans forward jutting his ass out and pressing it against my lower abdomen.
Colton rips a 4 second, bubbly fart on me. The stench of rancid meat and butt sweat quickly flows upward and into my nose making me groan.
âUgh Colton what did you eat?â
Colton grabs me by the waist, pulling me in, keeping me trapped against him with his ass pressed against my lower abdomen.
âHa-ha nothing but the usual, my daily morning protein shake. But now Iâm letting it out and onto you. Just goes to show you how much I love you babe⊠NGGHâ
Colton blasts me with a 6 second butt bomb. I pull the collar of my shirt over my nose but that does nothing to protect me from the smell. Colton starts to rub his ass against me, making his ass fumes seep through my shirt and reach my nose. My eyes are stinging as Colton releases me and we continue on our way to the kitchen. Just before we enter the kitchen Colton has one last surprise for me.
Without pausing our slowing downâŠ
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Colton drops a wet-sounding butt bomb right in the entrance of the kitchen. I cringe knowing I have to make my way through his noxious fart cloud. I try to steel myself as I make my way through his lingering butt bomb but the stench of rotten eggs and garlic is almost unbearable. Iâm crying and gagging as I fully enter the kitchen.
I take big huffs of nearly fresh air as I take a seat at the kitchen table. Colton makes his way to the kitchen counter and heads towards me with two bowls of cereal.
Coltonâs choice of food perplexes me and it most show on my face because Colton asks, âWhatâ
I shrug, âItâs just well yesterday I made us eggs, bacon, and hash browns and all you whipped up is two bowls of cereal. With what you said in the bathroom earlier I was expecting something more grandiose.â I say unable to hide the slight disdain in my voice. Colton frowns at this and I start to feel nervous.
Colton places one of the bowls of cereal in the empty spot of the table, meant for him. Colton then spins around and makes sure I get a good look at what heâs about to do.
Colton lowers the second bowl of cereal to just under his ass. Coltonâs huge, bubbly cheeks stretch out so far that they easily cast a shadow over the bowl of cereal. Colton lifts his right leg slightly and grunts.
Colton rips a 5 second growly fart on top of the cereal, saturating it with his eggy butt stench. I look on in disgust as he defiles the bowl of cereal.
âAh, ha-ha, if you say I make shitty food then Iâm more than happy to oblige Ken⊠HHGHâ Colton says before he starts grunting.
Colton drops a 4 second, duck-sounding fart onto the cereal, further contaminating it with his ass gas. A whiff of the butt bombed cereal reaches my nose and has me gagging. Colton sighs in relief before promptly placing the bowl of cereal in front of me.
âBon appĂ©tit Kenâ Colton says with a smirk.
I look down in horror at Coltonâs noxious excuse for a breakfast. âIâm not eating thisâ I tell Colton with a glare.
âOh yes you areâ Colton says while still sporting a shit-eating smirk.
I scoff as I stand up and make my way towards the refrigerator. After searching for a bit I smile in triumph as I pull out a plate of leftovers from yesterdayâs breakfast. As soon as I shut the refrigerator door, Colton snatches the plate out of my hand.
Colton stands in front of me with a wicked grin as he brings the plate behind his back and right in front of his ass. Colton scrunches up his face and all I can get out is âDonâtâ beforeâŠ
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Colton coats my plate of food with a 7 second, wet-sounding fart. Colton sighs in relief and hands the plate back to me with a satisfied expression.
âAh sorry Ken but whatever you choose to eat for breakfast will be flavored with my fartsâ
My mouth curls in disgust at the plate placed in my hand. The eggy repulsive smell emanating from my food completely kills my appetite. Without a second thought I drop the plate into the garbage bin next to the refrigerator.
Before I can do anything else, Coltonâs moving me out of the way and opening the refrigerator door. He then turns around and sticks his ass into the refrigerator.
âAlright babe, time to make a decision. Either you can eat the breakfast I made for you that I seasoned with my buttâs love, or I nuke the fridge and have all of our food tasting like my ass musk for the rest of the month. Iâm warning you Ken these bad boys have some lasting power.â Colton says with a devilish grin.
âY-Youâre bluffingâ I accuse him, not sounding too sure.
Colton simultaneously lifts an eyebrow and his right leg, and then starts to grunt.
âALRIGHT-ALRIGHT Iâll eat the cerealâ I concede making that shit-eating grin pop back on his face.
I feel like Iâm on death row as I retake my seat at the table with Coltonâs putrid cereal in front of me. Before I can reach for my spoon, Colton picks up the bowl and holds it in front of his ass.
âSorry babe I think this has gone a little stale let me freshen it up for you⊠HHGGGâ
Colton rips another fart on my supposed breakfast and sits it back in front of me looking accomplished. âEat up Kenâ Colton says sounding chipper.
âThanksâ I mutter sarcastically.
Colton frowns down at me. Not saying a word, Colton simply turns around and my eyes widen. Iâm face to face with Coltonâs huge, bulbous globes. This close it looks like his grey briefs are painted on.
Colton suddenly grabs me by the back of the head and shoves my face into his plump ass. Coltonâs bubbly ass cheeks envelope my face easily muffling my yelp.
âYou wanna be rude then letâs get rude⊠Ngghâ Colton says with a straining voice before lighting my face up with farts.
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Colton rips a series of monstrous farts, back to back, pointblank in my face. The stench of rotten eggs and spoiled milk devastates my sense of smell and has me coughing.
Colton pulls my head from his ass and says, âAh now letâs try that âthanksâ again but this time hold the sarcasmâ Iâm too busy coughing to respond but Colton still takes that as an answer, âOh so you want to give me the silent treatment. Well then back in you goâ Colton once again shoves my face into his fat bubbly globes. My coughing is quickly muffled.
Colton shows no mercy as he unleashes another barrage of farts right in my face. With me coughing I unfortunately had my mouth open so most of his butt bombs were launched down my gullet. I can now taste and smell his noxious butt fumes.
Colton pulls my head away from his ass again, âHave anything to say Ken? My buttâs waitingâ
âThanksâ I say weakly as I try to regain my breath. This doesnât appease Colton.
âTch, what the hell was that? You might want to speak a little louder next time. Here let my butt give you a few pointersâ And with that Colton buries my face back into his thick bulbous ass.
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âTHANK YOU! THANK YOU COLTON! Fuck just stopâ I cry as soon as Colton ends his newest bombardment of farts, and releases my face.
Colton, the asshole, snickers as he takes his seat next to me. Iâm so busy trying to catch my breath and stopping myself from throwing up on Coltonâs lingering fart cloud that I nearly forget about the poisoned cereal. Colton kindly reminds me.
âDonât forget about your breakfast babe. You donât want me to butt bomb all the food in the fridge do you?â Colton winks and I roll my eyes (without him seeing it).
I bite the bullet and I take the first spoonful of Coltonâs fetid cereal. The noxious smell and taste work in tandem making it nearly impossible to swallow. After a few attempts I finally swallow it down.
Colton pats me on the back. âGood work babe but youâve got to finish the rest or Iâm going to nuke the fridgeâ Colton says and gives me a peck on the cheek.
I morbidly look down at the cereal but I get to work. It takes me 15 minutes but I finally finish Coltonâs fart infused cereal.
When Iâm done Colton looks kind of bummed. âDamn I didnât expect you to finish that. I was looking forward to watching you eat food Iâve farted on for the rest of the month.â I shake my head wondering where this Colton has been hiding all this time.
I push the empty bowl away from me as I stand up. âYou take care of the dishes; Iâm going to watch some TV in the living room. I need to cope after enduring⊠whatever that all was.â I tell Colton as I head out of the kitchen.
âHey wait Ken you forgot something.â Colton says just before I leave the room. I turn around and see Colton jogging up to me. When he reaches me he swivels his hips and presses his big ass against my side. He closes one eye and grunts.
Colton rips a 4 second trumpeting fart on me. He sighs in relief as he rubs his ass against me, grinding the butt stink in. I groan as a whiff of the eggy stench makes it to my nose.
âAh something to remember me by babe ha-haâ Colton snickers as he makes his way to the sink.
I shake my head in disbelief before continuing on to the living room. I never expected Colton to be into something like this. I suddenly come to a stop as I realize something shocking. Iâm sporting a half-chub. Am I into this?
As I think on all Iâve went through this morning Iâm sure that Iâm not into Coltonâs farts alone. The smell of them is almost too much. But I do find how he uses them on me pretty hot. And all this morning heâs been rocking this hot-as-hell dominant jerk persona. All this together has been a real turn on for me. I guess I am into this in a way.
5 minutes later Iâm looking for something to watch on Netflix when Colton joins me in the living room. Colton walks up to me as Iâm sitting on the couch with the remote aimed at the TV, surfing through the action section.
âGive me the remote I want to finish that movie we were watching last night.â Colton demands but I shake my head. Colton loves his scary movies and I refuse to watch a second more of that gore-fest he was watching last night. âNopeâ I say obnoxiously popping the p, âYesterday you got to choose the movie now itâs my turn.â
âJeez I thought you wouldâve learned by now. Remember you brought this on yourself.â Colton says sounding annoyed.
Colton suddenly grabs the wrist of my arm holding the remote. He tosses a leg over my arm and pulls hard. I slide forward until Iâm sitting on the edge of the couch and my face slams into Coltonâs big pillowy ass. Colton keeps a strong hold on my arm, keeping my face pressed against his ass.
Colton punctuates each of his words with a fart
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Once I let go of the remote Colton releases my wrist and I free my face from his ass. I fall back onto the couch dry heaving. Â
Through teary eyes, I see a look of accomplishment on Coltonâs face as he takes a seat next to me with the remote. As he pulls up the horror movie we were watching last night, he wraps an arm around my shoulders and tugs me in next to him.
I have zero interest in focusing on this horror flick so I decide to address the elephant in the room. âSo youâre into this, eproctophilia?â Colton looks at me out the corner of his eye, âI looked it up on my phone while you were in the kitchenâ I explain.
Colton simply pulls me in closer as he lifts his leg, and presses his ass against my thigh⊠ppffffttt. âAh, Yepâ Colton casually states but he isnât done with me yet.
âAh nothing turns me on more than farting on peopleâ fffhhhppp, âI learned that in high schoolâ pprrrrbbb, âJocks, nerds, punks, teachersâ rrrwwwfff, âNo one was safe from my fartsâ fffhhhrrr, âAll through high school and college I was labeled a bully and I loved itâ bbbvvvvppp, âNothing gets me harder than making people suffer with my butt fumesâ rrrrmmmbbbb, âWatching people cry and choke on farts that my body produces makes me feel like a fucking Alpha Godâ ppppfffffrrrrr, â And now after three years, youâre one of the many victims of my fartsâ ffffvvvvvrrrrr, âYour nose is one of the hundreds of casualties of my buttâs wraithâ rrrrhhhhttttt, âSo enjoy that thought as you have so more of this babe⊠NGHHâ
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Colton finishes his gassy assault on my leg with a 15 second beastly fart the rumbles through my whole body. My eyes are leaking like faucets because the living room is flooded with Coltonâs butt stink. Colton sighs as he removes his ass from my thigh.
When I look at Colton, his trademark smirk is gone and he looks sullen. He surprises me as he takes my hands into his. âKen babe, I know all this was gross and weird but do you think we can do this a few times a year; maybe for like Christmas and my birthday. This is something Iâm really into and want to keep doing.â Colton asks imploringly.
I take Coltonâs hand and place it on my crotch so he can feel how hard I am. âI donât think a few times a year will be enough for me Colt. I love you but I also like that farting bully alter ego you had going on. I wouldnât mind him coming out to play more often.â And just like that Coltonâs lopsided smirk is back.
âYou better be careful of what youâre asking for babe. You see Iâm a very gassy guy so you might be getting daily visits from him.â
I shrug. âWeâre in quarantine. I wouldnât mind getting to know him a little better while weâre stuck here.â I say making Colton laugh.
Suddenly Colton tackles me and I find myself on my back, laid out on the couch, with Colton straddling my stomach. Coltonâs gazing down at me with a mischievous grin.
âBabe I know you donât like scary movies but I think youâll like the series Iâm about to introduce to you. I⊠produced them all myself.â
With that Colton spins around and now heâs straddling my stomach with his huge ass pointed towards my face. Colton then starts to shuffle backwards bringing his bulbous ass closer to my face. I watch as his juicy ass cheeks wobble with his every movement. He comes to a stop when his butt is hovering over my neck. Colton reaches back and slowly peels his grey briefs down his gargantuan ass. My mouth goes dry as Coltonâs bubbly globes pour out of the confines of his grey briefs and jiggle out in the open air.
Colton looks down at my face, over his shoulder, with the same mischievous grin. âAlright Ken I hope youâre ready for a little marathon babeâ
Colton reaches back with both hands spreading his plump meaty globes, and giving me a peek at his winking hole surrounded by a patch of black hair. Colton falls backward, submerging my face in between his titanic ass cheeks. His fat globes easily pool over the sides of my face, making contact with the couch, completely extinguishing my headâs contact with the outside world. Coltonâs voluptuous ass has become my entire universe. Colton begins swiveling his ass over my face, trying to work me in deeper, which seems impossible. Colton only stops when he feels my nose pressing against his winking asshole.
I hear Coltonâs voice coming from above me. âOkay Ken the first picture Iâm dropping on you is called âColtonâs Canonâ. Enjoyâ
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âAh now the sequel is called âRevenge of Coltonâs Canonâ. Brace yourself babe this is a real doozy.â
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âAh and here comes the last of the first trilogy and it contains a major plot twist. Itâs called âGroom of Coltonâs Canonââ Colton slides his ass down and now my lips are pressed against his ass lips. âUGGH⊠Now pucker up Ken; here comes your big debut⊠NNGHHâ
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