I'm a boy!

👍

[boy-offical]

Hey there, dude! I'm just a boy!

My pronouns are he/him!

I like skateboarding, trucks, guitars, and other boys superheroes!

My favourite story is Pinocchio! He is a real boy just like everyone else who wants to be a boy!

Mod is a minor and goes by she/they! I was really surprised that there wasn't already a boy-offical tbh

Basic DNI. Please be respectful.

Anyways tags for fame!!!

@man-offical @woman-offical @official-pineapple-tbh-blog @offical-digital-circus @offical-wikipedia @offical-skittering-creature @officalverse-tournaments-offical @weevil-offical @zombie-offical @zest-offical @gay-uncle-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @emo-older-brother-offical @trans-older-brother-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @homosexuality-offical @hallucinations-offical @the-void-offical @the-inners-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @spiderman-offical @deadpool-offical @ferg-offical @froggo-offical @snom-offical @olderbrother-offical @oldersibling-offical @cool-wine-aunt-offical @wine-offical @kid-offical @girl-scouts-offical @satan-offical @walmart-the-official @the-queen-of-geese @the-king-offical @the-queen-offical @the-queens-knight-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @kings-best-friend-offical @royal-servants-offical @prince-offical @trans-poly-princess-offical @knight-juniper-offical @villain-offical @villain-officals-evil-twin-bob @viola-offical @violin-offical-blog @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical

[boy-offical]

102 followers! Wowee! Thanks guys!

[man-offical]

hello. I an doing picrew chain ok? ok.

link of picrew

chibi man. cute man. ok? ok.

uhm tag list. ok?

@stupid-offical @woman-offical @torture-offical @callofwinter @physicalaffectionanon-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical or anypony else who wish. ok? I too lazy to tag more. ok? ok. have fun. ok?

[woman-offical]

@sally-offical @kandi-kid-offical @fish-offical @homosexuality-offical

+open tags

[sally-offical]

I think this came out very well.

@robert-the-3dprinter-offical @homosexuality-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @tagging-officals-offical @transgender-offical @boy-offical @janedoe-offical

[boy-offical]

@child-offical @trans-older-brother-offical @emo-older-brother-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @nb-older-sibling-offical @nb-sibling-offical

Bonus castiel cause mod saw a trench coat 😛

[woman-offical]

PARTY TIME WOOOOOOO

Girlys get in here!!!!!!!

[boy-offical]

hello... average human boy...

@lego-man-offical

Hello Lego Man!!!

[woman-offical]

almost 100

Gonna have party at 100

You all can come but my vip guests are @man-offical @azriel-is-gay @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @james-offical @yuri-offical @yoai-offical (I can @ yoai for sum reason)

[boy-offical]

Hooray!!!

[woman-offical]

wait hold on i forget to ad you srry you can be a VIP too

[boy-offical]

Yippee!! Party time!!

[woman-offical]

almost 100

Gonna have party at 100

You all can come but my vip guests are @man-offical @azriel-is-gay @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @james-offical @yuri-offical @yoai-offical (I can @ yoai for sum reason)

[boy-offical]

Hooray!!!

[man-offical]

no posts tonight.

I am hiding from the police.

shhh... don't tell them wear I am... ok...?

[man-offical]

nevermind. I out of hiding. ok? gosh. they off my trail. instead they are going after @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

sorry froggie. ok.

[boy-offical]

yippee!!!

[boy-offical]

HELLO HUMAN BOY! :D

@rat-king-offical

What's up rat king!!

[rat-king-offical]

we're doing well, and you?

[boy-offical]

I'm doing great!

[boy-offical]

wher’es @dad-offical why hasn’t he come to see his boy. Why is it only mum and grandpa. Is he js busy

Does @dad-offical not love me ?

[boy-offical]

HELLO HUMAN BOY! :D

@rat-king-offical

What's up rat king!!

[boy-offical]

Hey there, dude! I'm just a boy!

My pronouns are he/him!

I like skateboarding, trucks, guitars, and other boys superheroes!

My favourite story is Pinocchio! He is a real boy just like everyone else who wants to be a boy!

Mod is a minor and goes by she/they! I was really surprised that there wasn't already a boy-offical tbh

Basic DNI. Please be respectful.

Anyways tags for fame!!!

@man-offical @woman-offical @official-pineapple-tbh-blog @offical-digital-circus @offical-wikipedia @offical-skittering-creature @officalverse-tournaments-offical @weevil-offical @zombie-offical @zest-offical @gay-uncle-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @emo-older-brother-offical @trans-older-brother-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @homosexuality-offical @hallucinations-offical @the-void-offical @the-inners-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @spiderman-offical @deadpool-offical @ferg-offical @froggo-offical @snom-offical @olderbrother-offical @oldersibling-offical @cool-wine-aunt-offical @wine-offical @kid-offical @girl-scouts-offical @satan-offical @walmart-the-official @the-queen-of-geese @the-king-offical @the-queen-offical @the-queens-knight-offical @the-royal-cat-offical @kings-best-friend-offical @royal-servants-offical @prince-offical @trans-poly-princess-offical @knight-juniper-offical @villain-offical @villain-officals-evil-twin-bob @viola-offical @violin-offical-blog @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical

[who-offical]

*flipping through ripped but taped up scripts*

blah blah blah... Ah Hello!

Jolly Hallows and Welcome to The Officalverse!

My wonderful father is dead, so I am here to welcome new officals from now on!

[why-offical]

NO ONE IS DEAD???

[who-offical]

Yes... he got into a..

*starts sobbing*

Terrible accident 😞

[why-offical]

Oh... this is truly a travesty...

Do you know why it happened? Or... how?

[who-offical]

Yes he... HE GOT SHOT!

B- BY @stupid-offical

I HAVE PROOF! HE HAS A GUN!

I TRIED TO PROTECT MY FATHER!! BUT I COULDN'T STOP THE BASTARD!!

He even spit on my dad!

I cried so much as I held him in my arms... and he breathed his last breath...

Stupid even threw a brick at my dad. It was terrible.

*starts sobbing again*

[why-offical]

What?? Why would he do that? This doesn't sound right...

Didn't you hate him? Why should I believe you? I want to see your so-called "proof."

[who-offical]

I DON'T KNOW!!

AND I- I HAVE A WITNESS!!

Let me call up someone!!

ring ring ring @shadows-offical

And I didn't hate him!! I love my dad! I was just trying to take my father to the hospital since he was um coughing so bad! BUT THEN STUPID CRASHED INTO US

[shadows-offical]

I uh....

YES! @stupid-offical shot @no-one-offical !!

M- Me was there! Me is everywhere!!

@why-offical believe us! Stupid is uh- Dangerous!!

help please

[why-offical]

You're... Sure? Really sure?

Blink twice if you're in danger

[shadows-offical]

*the shadows have no eyes, but the wiggle around you and stay away from @who-offical *

Me am very sure!! Me tried to stop Stupid too! But me can only do so much as the shadows...

*starts crying for real. the shadows get slightly more rigid and bolder in darkness*

[why-offical]

Oh- oh no... I- don't worry! I uh... "Believe" *Heavy air quotes there* you.

Don't cry-! Uh- is there any way I can help you feel better? How does one even comfort a shadow...?

[shadows-offical]

D- Do you- Do- Do you h- Do-

*keeps repeating this for like 2 minutes while sniffling at the same time some how without a nose*

Do you- Do you have- You have- Do you have p- p- pi- piz- Do you have pizza?

[why-offical]

Pizza? Uhm... let me see, actually...

*Starts sifting through pockets and somehow pulls out a pizza box. I open it and it becomes immediately clear it still has its contents; there's a gorgeous cheese pizza. I set it down gently next to the shadows.*

Will this suffice?

[shadows-offical]

WAHH WOHH PIZZAA

NOM NOM NOM NOM

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

NOM NOM NOM NOM

*the shadows swallow the pizza box whole and become lighter in colour*

[why-offical]

Anytime ^^

[shadows-offical]

ME MUST PROTECC YOU

*eats you up and transports you to Sydney, while @who-offical is still here*

[who-offical]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

SHADOWS BRING @why-offical BACK THIS INSTANT

*picks up a rock and throws it at the shadows*

YOU BITCH BRING THEM BACK NOW

[shadows-offical]

OWIEEE NO

[who-offical]

*drives away angrily*

[stupid-offical]

Wait. You why the fuck are you telling people I shot him?????

oh my god now I have to explain this to Why.

[boy-offical]

I left for a few days and came back to this????

[boy-offical]

Hey boy, guess what

...

Radiation!!!

@uranium-offical

Woahhh will I get superpowerssss

[boy-offical]

hello STINKY boy

I'm not stinky...

[boy-offical]

hello boy do you like yuri

Yuri is great! And yaoi! Where's my yaoi?

[boy-offical]

hi hello I’m also a boy!!! 🙀🙀 :33c

Awesome, man! We're both dudes!

[boy-offical]

Hello child would u like some candy >:3/silly

Yay! Candy! My favourite! Thanks!