Gay as fuck

She/he/they/any

[stupid-offical]

--

Name - Alder

Pronouns - She/he/they/any (agender)

I am not stupid, by the way.

--

@aira-offical - My girlfriend.

@fujoshi-offical - My partner.

@who-offical - ...I am so, so, so sorry...

@man-offical - You're fine.

@garlic-bread-offical - You seem cool.

@aroace-offical - Yeah, you're cool.

@supervillain-offical - ...You've been... Very evil- Yeah-

--

@the-professor-offical - ...

--

@no-one-offical - I don't ever want to see your goddam face again. Not after what you've done.

-- Ooc

the Pinterest board.

Mod is @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit

Tags~ (slowly getting introduced, I'm really bad at tagging things lol)

#stupid-offical-rambles - random original ooc posts

#ooc post - all ooc posts

#stupid-offical - all posts

#officalverse - all in character posts

#very in character - original In character posts

#lore? - lore posts

#picrews - all picrew tag chains

#art- - fanart and my art

Also, I only really tag the first post in reblog chains to avoid clutter in the tag for me. so just go through the reblogs on the óg post to find the reblogs after that sorry for the inconvenience lol. I just need it to be easier for me and that's the best I have figured out

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

[no-one-offical]

HARDER AND DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

[no-one-offical]

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

[seizeyoursalad]

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

[no-one-offical]

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

[seizeyoursalad]

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

[no-one-offical]

*fucking dies*

[seizeyoursalad]

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

[snomulonimbus-clouds]

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

[no-one-offical]

Do it coward.

[do-not-u-dare]

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

[crypticgoose3]

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

[no-one-offical]

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

[make-me-president]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

dad… what the fuck

[no-one-offical]

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

[no-one-offical]

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO

[yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical]

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

[seizeyoursalad]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

[seizeyoursalad]

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

[no-one-offical]

FUCK YOU-

[seizeyoursalad]

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

[no-one-offical]

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

[no-one-offical]

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

[seizeyoursalad]

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

[no-one-offical]

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[seizeyoursalad]

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

[no-one-offical]

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

[chr0nically-b0red]

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

Great thing to wake up 2

[skunk-just-skunk-aka-djo]

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

[no-one-offical]

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

[art-hammer-certified]

@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED

[toastpostsig]

what the fuck did i just witness.

[no-one-offical]

Why the fuck are you here.

[toastpostsig]

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

[no-one-offical]

Heavy sigh.

[toastpostsig]

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

[no-one-offical]

Heavier sigh.

[toastpostsig]

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

[no-one-offical]

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

[circuslemon]

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

[toastpostsig]

its be scared or be horny.

[no-one-offical]

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house

[1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122]

hey. what. what happened here.

[toastpostsig]

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

[no-one-offical]

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

[toastpostsig]

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

[no-one-offical]

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

[toastpostsig]

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

[no-one-offical]

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

[toastpostsig]

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

[no-one-offical]

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

[toastpostsig]

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

[no-one-offical]

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

[art-hammer-certified]

...

....you like watching people fuck?

[no-one-offical]

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-

*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*

[art-hammer-certified]

which canada

[no-one-offical]

*Canada, England.*

[no-one-offical]

WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED

[no-one-offical]

RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

[evilpineapple-offical]

No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass

[no-one-offical]

Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers

[evilpineapple-offical]

good boy

[no-one-offical]

Mmh call me that again baby

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc.. good boy

[no-one-offical]

Thanks babe

[evilpineapple-offical]

Ofc anything for you

[no-one-offical]

i love you pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

I love you too bbg

[no-one-offical]

mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE

[evilpineapple-offical]

IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE

[no-one-offical]

BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG

[evilpineapple-offical]

ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY

[no-one-offical]

YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY

[evilpineapple-offical]

YES YES BYE!!

[no-one-offical]

BYE BYE CUTIEPIE