hey girlssssss are we gonna get smashed tonightttttttttttt??? yeah i’ll get you there as fast as i cannnn i know what it’s like to be young and out on the townnn 😜😜😜 or like not reallyyy bc when i was younger i was like an underage alcoholic and kept getting kicked out of barsss :((( but my smittyyy omg wait you guys don’t know smitty!!! yeah his name is will he’s the besttt he’s so awesome :D yeah my smitty would buy me beerssss and my espresso martinisssss when we’d go out together and then we’d get drunkkkkkk and all our friends would be like omggg you guys are so sillyyyyy 😩😩😩😩😩 and i— sorry what lmao! am i dating smitty! no……. omg fucking bitch just cut me off god this is why i hate driving 😩 no i wouldn’t be an uber driver except im saving up to buy my friend a ring with our initials engraved on it NO oh my GOD it’s not an ENGAGEMENT RING
