[boygirlcreature]

☆ Rev, 23, ALL pronouns, DID system, silly goose

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[strawberry-crocodile]

Marcille: NO! Alfredo is ONLY butter and cheese! THERE'S NO! CREAM! ...there is some salt and pepper though.

Senshi: Hmm... I don't have much cream on me, since it spoils easy, so let's cook both methods and see what we like better.

*cooking montage*

Senshi: Hm, you're right Marcille, this does taste better. It's sharper, and the butter provides all the creaminess it needs

Marcille: ^w^

Chilchuk: I dunno, I don't really taste a difference

Marcille: >:O

Senshi: Butter and cheese are both more stable than cream... thank you Marcille, now I can make alfredo even if I haven't visited the orcs recently

Marcille: Wait, I don't remember seeing any cows in the orc village...

Laios: *has been catatonic the entire time because yesterday he decided to go mushroom foraging using only his adventurer's guide*

[wikamin]

[niceinchnails]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

It is not nearly common enough knowledge that most Native tribes in the U.S. don't actually own all of the land within their reservation. There are millions of acres of reservation land that tribes don't legally own and they have no control over how that land is used. Like, there are a lot of different concepts tied in with the land back movement, but a major one is literally just getting reservation land back into tribal ownership.

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[marbleboa]

something from nothing

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[werewolvesnearyou]

i've never liked anyone this much before

[pocketss]

widehead

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[elf-hollow]

it's nothing new for fandom but there are so many posts about deltarune characters that can basically be summed up as "why didn't this traumatized teenager act perfectly in this situation? are they evil?"

[saveyourhelplessspite]

[aromantic voice] look just because they have sex and live together that doesnt mean theyre like, romantically involved, dont be stupid

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[unyieldingsilence]

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[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[curioscurio]

I would NOT eat a Chikorita but I have enough sense to know that it should be served cold with a strawberry balsamic vinegarette and a sprinkle of feta