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Me when I reblog porn:

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My followers: “You horny cuz you be posting all this porn ;)”
Me when I reblog porn:
If your muse isn't just hunting for the D and V, please reblog.
I’m sick of getting dropped or ignored by some blogs just because my muse isn’t jumping and crawling all over them. There are things called enemies/platonic or just friends or whatever… And i’m annoyed… So if you could just reblog this so that I can have a bit of reassurance about this… It’d be very appreciated.
Abusive RP starters:
“What have I told you about being in here!?”
“Don’t make me punish you…”
“Who will believe you?”
“If anyone asks, you fell down the stairs.”
“Stay in this closet and be quiet!”
*SLAP!*
*PUNCH*
*KICK!*
“I will whip you until all of the blood pours from your back!”
“Shut up you worthless _______!”
“I told you once. Don’t make me tell you again or else.”
“You’ve been a bad boy/girl again, haven’t you?”
“Clean yourself up. You disgust me."
jealous / possessive meme
“ you’re mine. you hear me? ”
“ were you with him/her? ”
“ why is she/he calling you? ”
“ do they know we’re together? ”
“ were you with him/her? ”
“ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”
“ did she/he make a pass at you? ”
“ i know you were with her/him ”
“ you belong to me ”
“ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”
“ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”
“im NOT jealous ”
“ i thought you only had eyes for me ”
“ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”
“ you’re too good for her/him ”
“is there someone else?”
“ you were flirting with them ”
“ they were flirting with you ”
“ i don’t want you talking to them again ”
“ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”
“ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”
“ tell me i have nothing to worry about ”
Open
“That was not a little snow. There’s a fucking blizzard going on. I swear to god if you aren’t deathly sick or being held hostage I’m going to kill you. And come open the door, I’m here.”
He stands in the bathroom, staring at his reflection in the mirror and trying to calm his nerves. Bright blue eyes shine back at him, sharp canine fangs in his mouth and something akin to an electric current running through his veins. Stiles never wanted to be a werewolf but Scott did what he had to do in order to save his life.
But the full moon is fast approaching and Stiles is terrified of losing control. A knock on the door shakes him from his thoughts.
“Who is it?”
Stiles hadn’t been loud moving through the rooms of the house, but he’d made enough noise to make Isaac stir. His full bladder had kept him awake, and he was glad - the air around the bathroom smelled especially wolfish. “It’s Isaac,” he mumbled, rubbing sleep from his eyes. “You alright in there? I have to pee.”
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Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse
Imagine your OTP is on a stargazing date. Person A and Person B of your OTP are lying on a grassy field and looking up at the sky. Person A of your OTP stares at the constellations and remarks, “Wow, I’ve never seen anything so beautiful in my whole life.” Person B looks at Person A and comments, “Neither have I.”
❛ there’s a… big hole in the roof. ❜
‘ANT-MAN’ (2015) sentence starters.
❝Do I want to know what you did? I think I probably don’t.❞
“Me? You’re the one who made it. Why am I getting blamed?”
» Okay so I meant to post this like weeks ago and yeah I suck at lots of stuff so I’m just now getting around to this.
ღ First let me just really quick before I get into the whole giveaway part start by thanking each and every one of you that have made this first six months here so welcoming. I can honestly say that I have not had so much fun writing a character in all my time on tumblr. ( I’m going on 5 years now so this is no small feat ) Again– thank you so much. ღ
✕| Now on to what you REALLY want to know about. What the hell is Liz giving away?
There’s 3 Prizes: ⇨ 1st Prize is a $25 Gift Card from Etsy ⇨ 2nd Prize is a $15 Gift Card from Etsy ⇨ 3rd Prize is a $10 Gift Card from Etsy
RULES: what’s the rules? those are simple. very simple. » must be following me ( unfollowing afterwards is rude ) » reblogs and likes count » don’t spam the dash » check out this babe because they’re super talented. graphic credit » winners must respond within 48 hours of being contacted
✕| The giveaway runs from December 13, 2015 until December 30, 2015 @ 7pm EST. Good luck. ✕| Oh and don’t let the Etsy thing freak you out. Everything can be done over email folks. Trust me I don’t wanna know where you live. ✕| Last but not least. I’ll be using a generator to pick winners so it’s fair.
⇨ 3 days remaining. I will be ending this on my 6 month anniversary.
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▌│█║▌║▌║ ι'м вacĸ вιтcнeѕ. ║▌║▌║█│▌
I died, but I’m back, so come give me love. I missed y’all while I was away. (:
I dare you to flirt with my muse.
Send me hearts
💖 - I admire you
💓 - You give me feels
💜 - You’re intimidating
💌 - We should talk more
💟 - How are you so cute
💝 - Love seeing you on my dash
💗 - I miss interacting with you
💞 - You’re amazing at ______
💘 - I’m crushing on you
💕 - I ship you with ______
♥ - You make me uncomfortable
@daniel_sharman: FlappyBird should come with insurance…And a phone case . Fuckin Ridiculous
nightmare starters
“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!” “What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…” “I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.” “Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.” “It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!” “I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?” “If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.” “Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?” “I don’t want to go back to sleep…” “I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!” “There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?” “How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.” “Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.” “There’s really nobody else here.” “You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.” “I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.” “I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…” “Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.” “I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.” “How long have you been having these nightmares?” “I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.” “You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?” “I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.” “A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.” “Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.” “I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”